In which we rewrite lyrics to conform to Yoda's grammatical style

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Kung fu fighting, everybody was.

SlimAndSlam, Saturday, 14 July 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link

This shit, fuck

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 July 2018 01:50 (five years ago) link

“Survive, I Will”

At first, afraid and petrified, I was.
Thinking, I was... That never live without you by my side, I could.
But then, spent many nights thinking how you did me wrong, I did.
And strong I grew.
Learn how to get along, I did.
[...]

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 01:57 (five years ago) link

Met him at the candy store, I did.
Turn around, he did. Smile at me, he did.
Get the picture, do you?

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 02:19 (five years ago) link

Yoda: the proto Jar-Jar

calstars, Saturday, 14 July 2018 02:21 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMB1Mnp1By8

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 02:23 (five years ago) link

Holy, were the Houses
Gone, were Ten Years
Sticks, there were Four
Evermore, was the Battle
Groove, they were Gonna

calstars, Saturday, 14 July 2018 03:21 (five years ago) link


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