SMASH HITS Singles - May 1984

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In which WHAM! does battle with Van Halen and Sade and Divine Sounds and Was Not Was and you, the listener, call the match. I don't envy you!

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Van Halen - Panama 11
David Sylvian - Red Guitar 9
WHAM! - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go 6
Dominatrix - The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight 5
Ultravox - Dancing with Tears in My Eyes 4
The Style Council - You're the Best Thing 3
Sade - When Am I Going to Make a Living 2
PiL - Bad Life 2
Orange Juice - What Presence? 2
Imagination - State of Love 1
Jermaine Jackson - Sweetest Sweetest 1
Status Quo - Going Down Town Tonight 1
Divine Sounds - What People Do For Money 0
The System - I Just Wanna Make You Feel Good 0
Marillion - Assassing 0
Musical Youth - She's Trouble 0
Mari Wilson - Ain't That Peculiar 0
Was (Not Was) - Professor Night 0


Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 July 2021 23:52 (two years ago) link

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5uxYP2xVoLVQ7CKzyvkUj2

The only non-spotify track is Mari Wilson's "Ain't That Peculiar"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCtikc9ZATE

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 July 2021 23:53 (two years ago) link

Dom...dom...dominatrix.

stirmonster, Friday, 23 July 2021 00:07 (two years ago) link

Thanks, forks!

https://i.imgur.com/XIGebfd.jpg

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 23 July 2021 00:27 (two years ago) link

It's Smash Hits issue 10th of May 84. It was fortnightly, just to let the Americans and specifically my friend forksclovetofu, know :)

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 23 July 2021 00:30 (two years ago) link

The review of Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go is quite something in hindsight. Maybe Dave Rimmer got it right.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 23 July 2021 00:37 (two years ago) link

It's hard not to vote for Dom-Dom-Domanatix but I have to vote with my heart and say that Rimmer was right. Red Guitar is really really something. The (prepared?) piano interlude that begins around 1:50 here was and remains incredible. I love this song so much. The album Brilliant Trees changed my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tTX49CjAgo

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 23 July 2021 00:44 (two years ago) link

Incredible that Red Guitar was a mainstream pop song in 1984. Sylvian is/was just such an unlikely cultural force.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 23 July 2021 00:57 (two years ago) link

Sakamoto was credited on Brilliant Trees as Piano and Sylvian was credited as prepared piano, so I'm not sure who did what on RG.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 23 July 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link

Red Guitar rules but i had to vote for Dominatrix as i had a formative experience to it, and i ended up being pals with one of them, which would have blown my tiny mind to smithereens back in 1984. Yhat same tiny mind would have been further blown had i known at the time that Peter Baumann who i was a mega fan of in '84 (still am) also played on it.

stirmonster, Friday, 23 July 2021 01:11 (two years ago) link

Much of this music was considered "college music" at the time, and I didn't hear it until the fall or later. My college station had Sylvian, Ultravox, and PiL in high rotation, and it's got to be "Red Guitar" for me. Listened to it recently and it's chock full of amazing sounds.

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Friday, 23 July 2021 03:17 (two years ago) link

Xps now if i could only figure out what a fortnight is...

Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 July 2021 03:33 (two years ago) link

Oh, that's what Dave Rimmer looked like? Nice hair.

Favourite at the time: The Dominatrix, by a country mile. It is a matter of eternal regret that I have never heard it played in a club. Despite not having access to a record player (I was in Berlin, the record player was in the UK), I still bought a copy, and was intrigued to find Peter Baumann's name on the credits.

Favourite over time: The Style Council. They'd played a fantastic show at the Metropol a month earlier, and I clicked with every aspect of their early aesthetic, drifting away from them in around twelve months' time. It probably helped that I was spending inordinate amounts of time drinking cappuccino in Berlin cafes (unlike the angry ex-Jam fan who vented to the NME letters page: "we haven't got many coffee shops in Bolton"). I still find everything they released in 1983 and 1984 - B-sides, the lot - utterly magical.

I'm with Rimmer on The System - nothing could match the the power of that first album - but "I Just Wanna Make You Feel Good" still became a big favourite; it encapsulates that whole Summer 1984 "hot tempo" sound really well.

I liked Divine Sounds a lot, enjoyed Imagination, but rather breezed over David Sylvian when I should have been paying closer attention. Sade was great at the time, but my love for her didn't survive the seemingly endless afterlife of that first album, the lazy soundtrack choice for every crummy joint with pretensions for years to come. Very much the Moon Safari of its day.

"What Presence?" is where I got off the Orange Juice bus - three years earlier, they'd been my favourite band - but I did accidentally catch their last ever show, opening a miners' strike benefit at Brixton Academy in January 1985, which brought back all the good times.

"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" is also where I got off the Wham! bus, and I would have been in full agreement with Rimmer at the time.

And it was quite the week for jumping off buses: hello "Bad Life", goodbye PiL. I've got a radio tape of it somewhere, which ends with a fragment of a bitterly disappointed John Peel ("when all that's left is cynicism..."), and the phrase stuck in my mind more than the track.

mike t-diva, Friday, 23 July 2021 09:37 (two years ago) link

This was my personal chart, as of 9th May 1984:

01 (03) The Dominatrix Sleeps Tonight - Dominatrix
02 (01) Beat Box - The Art Of Noise
03 (02) Give Me Tonight - Shannon
04 (10) Hand In Glove - Sandie Shaw
05 (06) Big In Japan - Alphaville
06 (04) Disconet 1983 Top Tunes Medley - Various
07 (NE) Play That Beat Mr DJ (The Payoff Mix) - G.L.O.B.E. & Whiz Kid/Double Dee & Steinski
08 (NE) No More Words - Berlin
09 (re) High Energy - Evelyn Thomas
10 (07) Automatic - Pointer Sisters
11 (re) The Lebanon - Human League
12 (36) Thieves Like Us/Lonesome Tonight - New Order
13 (NE) Drums Only - Taracco
14 (17) The Nine Lives Of Dr Mabuse - Propaganda
15 (NE) Dizzy - Boney M
16 (09) Colour My Love - Fun Fun
17 (08) Just Be Good To Me - SOS Band
18 (NE) One For The Treble - Davy DMX
19 (05) People Are People - Depeche Mode
20 (NE) Gloria In 3D (Hot Tracks remix) - Laura Branigan
21 (11) Paco's Super Mix - Latin Rascals
22 (22) No Sell Out - Malcolm X
23 (NE) Peace In Our Time - The Imposter
24 (13) All Night Passion - Alisha
25 (12) Watch The Closing Doors - I.R.T. (Interboro Rhythm Team)
26 (35) I've Got To Find A Way - Zena Dejonay
27 (15) In The Heart/Tonight - Kool & The Gang
28 (NE) It's My Life - Talk Talk
29 (20) Hip Hop Bommi Bop - The Increadible T.H. Scratchers Starring Freddy Love ‎
30 (NE) Borderline - Madonna
31 (26) Get In Touch With Me - One Blood
32 (23) Don't Tell Me - Blancmange
33 (14) She's Strange - Cameo
34 (NE) Love System - The Twins
35 (24) Locomotion - OMD
36 (19) I Want A New Drug - Huey Lewis & The News
37 (NE) Tie Me Down - Romance
38 (21) They Only Come Out At Night - Peter Brown
39 (28) Let Me Love You - Force M.D.'s
40 (27) Fresh - Fresh 3 MC's

mike t-diva, Friday, 23 July 2021 10:03 (two years ago) link

That PiL B-side is extraordinary, though, and accidentally ahead of its time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBXgTHInGMs

mike t-diva, Friday, 23 July 2021 10:39 (two years ago) link

An easy vote for my favourite Orange Juice single. That line-up didn't last long, did it?

Mark G, Friday, 23 July 2021 11:09 (two years ago) link

I'm fairly sure that Malcolm Ross rejoined them for that final Brixton Academy gig, at least; I think he also played later that night with Aztec Camera, who headlined.

mike t-diva, Friday, 23 July 2021 11:22 (two years ago) link

Re: piano on the Sylvian record: everything on "Red Guitar" is Sakamoto, you can tell by the jazzy, delicate filigrees. Sylvian plays prepared piano on "Backwaters".

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 23 July 2021 14:37 (two years ago) link

good for him panning that awful wham song

voted for ultravox even tho he didn't like that either

dyl, Friday, 23 July 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link

Have to say, his writing style is very "old man from the fifties"...

Mark G, Friday, 23 July 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link

Wake Me Up is both the best song and the best review on that page.

(in the US that was the first we heard from them, so it's weird to think of that as a disappointment to long time fans)

Dominatrix sounds like you had to be there.

Solo David Sylvain (for me) is one of those I keep trying to get into, but it isn't working.

enochroot, Friday, 23 July 2021 15:37 (two years ago) link

Wake Me Up was Wham! nadir imo. Also completely unavoidable in UK at the time to the point of total over saturation. To this day just hearing "Jitterbug..." is enough to set off a Pavlovian reaction.

stirmonster, Friday, 23 July 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link

fucked that up

anyway, #teamIWannaDanceWithSomeoneWhoGo-Go

tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 23 July 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link

https://media4.giphy.com/media/RG01kHJGpCAY8/200.gif

that’s the way you do it
money for nothing and your gifs for free

tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 23 July 2021 17:53 (two years ago) link

Sade was great at the time, but my love for her didn't survive the seemingly endless afterlife of that first album, the lazy soundtrack choice for every crummy joint with pretensions for years to come. Very much the Moon Safari of its day.

Totally get this but Love Is Stronger than Pride is the best Sade song/single.

Re: piano on the Sylvian record: everything on "Red Guitar" is Sakamoto, you can tell by the jazzy, delicate filigrees. Sylvian plays prepared piano on "Backwaters".

― Halfway there but for you,

Thanks for that info. I could probably have just looked out the record. It makes sense that that's not a prepared piano. I should have known that already.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 23 July 2021 23:01 (two years ago) link

Always good to see mike's lists. Wild that you've kept them all the years!

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 23 July 2021 23:02 (two years ago) link

Here's the full issue from this fortnight: https://www.flickr.com/photos/51106326@N00/albums/72157643123473814/

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 23 July 2021 23:07 (two years ago) link

Fantastic footage of Sylvian with Sakamoto, Czukay, Hassel, Ronny Drayton and Steve Nye from the Brilliant Trees recording sessions.

https://vimeo.com/575291448/1874bdcf17

mr.raffles, Friday, 23 July 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link

despite ‘bad life’ being repudiation of original pil project etc, can’t help but feeling quite fond of it - as a relatvely context-free teen i liked it as a funky weird pop single, and actually appreciated the cynicism!

lemmy incaution (emsworth), Friday, 23 July 2021 23:21 (two years ago) link

^From that issue: The two page spread where Boy George, Marilyn, Pete Burns and someone called Tasty Tim (who has escaped my memory) all bitch about each other is grimly amusing

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 23 July 2021 23:21 (two years ago) link

Thanks for that raffles!

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 23 July 2021 23:22 (two years ago) link

Am curious to see what this Mr. Rimmer thought of Wham!’s Fantastic-era singles. “Wham Rap” is generally regarded as a joke these days (I think Allmusic gave that album one-and-a-half stars), so I’m pretty surprised people at the time felt let down by “WMUBYGG”

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 23 July 2021 23:43 (two years ago) link

Wait -- was cappuccino such a part of The Style Council's ethos? Really?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 July 2021 23:53 (two years ago) link

"Wham Rap" is anti-Thatcher.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 July 2021 23:54 (two years ago) link

i like "Wham Rap".

They also played a benefit gig for the miners' strike.

stirmonster, Saturday, 24 July 2021 00:05 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdCs2K_ZEpU

brimstead, Saturday, 24 July 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link

Apparantly (according to this) (and it is witten partly by the C D'A crew) Wham Rap the Francois K version was a tune at Cocktail D'Amour.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/dec/10/cocktail-damore-berlin-worlds-best-parties

Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 24 July 2021 00:27 (two years ago) link

Wait -- was cappuccino such a part of The Style Council's ethos? Really?

Well, their sleeve notes were penned by "The Cappuccino Kid" (actually Paolo Hewitt), and their debut album was called Café Bleu...

mike t-diva, Saturday, 24 July 2021 11:20 (two years ago) link

Re. Wham!, they were originally seen as somewhat conceptual, witty and subversive, playing ironic games with male archetypes. "Wake Me Up" felt like a sharp break from all that, shedding nuance in favour of banal mass appeal. We'd expected more.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 24 July 2021 11:26 (two years ago) link

Yeah, it was a let down, away from 'credible' funk pop into radio friendly etc.

Mark G, Saturday, 24 July 2021 12:22 (two years ago) link

Oh, and at the time, cappuccino was a pure cafe/Italian thing, but subsequently.. I'm sure the Style Council had a lot to do with it!

Mark G, Saturday, 24 July 2021 12:24 (two years ago) link

It's "You're The Best Thing" vs. "Panama" over here. Mike, great hearing about that era, and agree on '83-'84 Style Council (and EBTG and Carmel from those same years).

... (Eazy), Saturday, 24 July 2021 12:50 (two years ago) link

Re. Wham!, they were originally seen as somewhat conceptual, witty and subversive, playing ironic games with male archetypes. "Wake Me Up" felt like a sharp break from all that, shedding nuance in favour of banal mass appeal. We'd expected more.

― mike t-diva, Saturday, July 24, 2021 7:26 AM

Until the ebullience and craft of "Careless Whisper" and "Everything She Wants" and "Freedom" made you renounce this apostasy.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 July 2021 12:54 (two years ago) link

I disliked "Wham Rap" at the time. Haven't heard it for years. "Wake Me Up" I seem to remember thinking was a record I would never like enough to buy but it was pleasant enough if it came on the radio. I've always liked that bit where it breaks down to organ chords and the singing comes back in with "I wanna hit that high...". "Careless Whisper" I found irritating at the time but now think is a masterpiece. "Freedom" I can hear in my head now and I like it. "Everything She Wants" I can't bring to mind.

dubmill, Saturday, 24 July 2021 13:34 (two years ago) link

Hated "Careless Whisper", thought it was such a dreary dirge; I'm sort of OK with it now, but I'd take "Nothing Looks The Same In The Light" off the debut album every time. I identified with it very strongly, and decided there and then that only a gay man could have written it.

Didn't rate "Freedom", couldn't see past the surface jollity, but there's no arguing with the majesty of "Everything She Wants".

mike t-diva, Saturday, 24 July 2021 13:45 (two years ago) link

I never knew Wham did a song called "Nothing Looks the Same in the Light". When you mentioned it I immediately thought of "U Sure Do" by Strike (1994). That same phrase occurs in the lyrics. I guess they must have stolen it from Wham.

dubmill, Saturday, 24 July 2021 13:59 (two years ago) link

'nothing looks the same in the light' is so good, but i think i like this one even more:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AuEbm6hD7s

disraeli grinds my gears (NickB), Saturday, 24 July 2021 21:48 (two years ago) link

wow, I'd completely forgotten about that track. Thanks for the reminder!

Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 24 July 2021 22:00 (two years ago) link

I actually found a bootleg extended edit of it that's good. Pretty true to the original which is a bit too short. I can't send that to you (or anyone else) if you care for that kind of thing.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 24 July 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link

These threads are a bright spot on ilx atm

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 24 July 2021 23:25 (two years ago) link

*thumbs up emoji*

Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 24 July 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

This is an interesting one because I remember hardly any of these singles.

Sorry to be a bonehead but I have to vote for Van Halen. The PiL would be #2. For a long time I've owned the Commercial Zone record, on which "Bad Life" is called "Mad Max," as well as the This Is What You Want... record, and I have to say I much prefer the latter.

Josefa, Sunday, 25 July 2021 00:42 (two years ago) link

George produced that amazing track Blue (Armed With Love) that NickB posted. Really gorgeous production.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 25 July 2021 22:16 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 29 July 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link

'State Of Love' - didn't know it as a kid but holds up v well

nashwan, Thursday, 29 July 2021 09:16 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 30 July 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link

Eddie's guitar was mostly red, just like Sylvian's.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 30 July 2021 01:52 (two years ago) link

What on earth...

Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 30 July 2021 10:25 (two years ago) link

I got hard thinking of David Sylvian singing "Panama."

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 July 2021 10:26 (two years ago) link

wake me up before you cum-cum

tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 30 July 2021 10:38 (two years ago) link

That's a rough result for Divine Sounds and The System.
Are we doing another one? Please?

mike t-diva, Friday, 30 July 2021 10:49 (two years ago) link

will try to post one before or during the weekend.


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