rewrite your favorite lyrics as if an 8 year old wrote them

re-imagine the best lyrics of all time through the eyes of a child. not cornball like, but don't reveal the title (it'll probably be obvious anyway). same meter not required, though allowed.
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Mama took my choo-choo
Took my choo-choo train
It's dark and sad
and mom is mad
won't let me watch TV

She's making me playing outdoors
til it's time to eat
Mom won't give back my choo-choo
and i'm stuck in this heat

Earlier this morning
Mama begged me, "Please
Play nice with your classmates
and don't get dirt on your knees"

But I hit a kid at recess
Just to make him cry
And so mama took my choo-choo
Didn't have to ask her why

who's gonna be the first person to copy verbatim New Order lyrics

you think you’re a good kid
you did something bad and you didnt get in trouble!
tik tok is dumb
your mom says you have come in for dinner

Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
Daddy wouldn't buy me a bow-wow! bow wow!
I've got a little cat
And I'm very fond of that
But I'd rather have a bow-wow
Wow, wow, wow, wow

Even if you poop, even if you pee
I don't mean to stare, we don't have to see
We can build a house, put it up a tree
I don't even care, but now I have to wee

Tonight the city is full of morgues porgs
And all the toilets are overflowing
There's shopping malls coming out of the walls
As we walk out among the manure

As the father of a 6-year old boy and a 10-year-old boy, these lyrics should just be re-written with fart, poo, wee, mild swearwords and occasional minecraft references.

Father I'd like to pee on you
Mother I'd like to FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

When you're lost in the rain in the park,
And it's Easter time poo,
You better save your chocolate bunnies,
They'll soon be comin' outta you.

Outside in the darn dance,
was a sound of a girl,
Two spiders were out roaching,
The wind began to hurl

my six year old son sings acdc's "tnt" with the couplet:
tnt I'm a power cack
tnt watch me explode

I love
Watching G.I. Joe
Eating Oreos
Making pillow forts
And Funyuns
And I love Jem too

Oh you're a mean old daddy and I HATE YOU