B-Rock and the Bizz - "My Baby Daddy"

This song needs a second life. Stone cold novelty rap classic.

[Chorus]
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad

Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
T-Bird, that's just my baby daddy

Why everytime I call it's the same thing?
You have to be on the phone with Elaine
Or either Shawna, or Dawna
(T-Bird it ain't like that, it's far off my mind)
When the phone click don't even try girl
Quit lying girl
You must think I'm stupid or either blind girl
'cause something ain't right
And I'm fixing to go
You said y'all broke up a long time ago
And who was L.A. Sno?
(But it ain't nobody, that's just my baby daddy)

[Chorus]

You said your baby daddy was locked up, but why?
The Bird say y'all was at the mall
(You a liar)
You a liar
OK, then what his name?

Yesterday you said his name was Jay, so it ain't the same
It must be your new boyfriend
How come your best friend told me the dude's name was Ken?
(Whatever)
You better get it together, 'cause whenever you lie?
I'm like Mary J., I'm not gon' cry
(Don't cry)
Hey, why don't you get up and get the door?
(You get the door)
Yo, who that is?
(I don't know, who is it?)
I bet that's just your baby daddy

[Chorus]

What's up man?
You be ready to go?
(What we do now?)
You know we gotta go to the store
Now see, that's a perfect example
You know you ain't fittin' ta' go and get no pampers
Well, while ya at it, get some milk
If ya don't hurry back
I'mma been done dipped
Oh baby, you can save the drama
'cause I'm feeling going to see my baby, momma

[Chorus]

I'm sick and tired, girl
You 'bout to get fired, girl
Don't even try, girl
But I ain't all really polite, girl
I'm sick and tired, girl
You 'bout to get fired, girl
Shut up and keep quiet, girl
I'm sick & tired of all your lying, girl

T-Bird, I need some money for my baby
I ain't giving you no money, that ain't my baby
(Yes T-Bird, it was)
That ain't my kid
(Yes it is your daughter)
I got one son
(You got a daughter, too)
I got a son named Chris and that's it
(T-bird, you trippin')
I ain't smell that junk you talk
(T-Bird!)
Forget that!
(But T-Bird, I love you)
I ain't wit it, I ain't wit it

[Chorus]

My man Agee say Hell! Ain't your baby daddy
L.A. Sno! Ain't your baby daddy
My man its pressure, ain't your baby daddy
Uh J.D., he ain't yo baby daddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfhsXlNf4XI

a classic indeed

be careful what you wish for, only a matter of time before a hackish a&r-driven reheating is trotted out

Ick I hope not. Novelty rap in 2022 will probably be some guy rapping about how he got a blue check on Twitter

Love this song

Is that comedian Bruce Bruce watching the TV in the video?

Beyond the novelty aspect and cleverness of the lyrics/performance, it’s also a great deployment of a sample.

Absolutely.

of course it had multiple answer records called "my baby mama": this one by nut n' 2 nice (who apparently never released anything else) is just okay and clearly existed mostly to ride the wave. another by uncle luke's cousin anquette (also known for "throw the p", "janet reno" and "i will always be there for you") didn't chart as high as the other one but has real charm of its own. it got onto a toshiba emi bass compilation in japan and thus ended up in one version of dance dance revolution lol. supposedly a recent ddr clone at an arcade in my area also has the song so i'll make sure to play it next time i go <3

Is that comedian Bruce Bruce watching the TV in the video?

according to this yes

Awesome. I loved that dude's sets on Comicview

I'll give the answer tracks a listen