Reasons that Kim Gordon needs to be held down against her will to swallow a fart in the mouth.......

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Justice needs to be fuckin' served.

― maria b (maria b), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 04:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Uh...

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

oh come ON...I'm all for SY bashing but that's just TOO gross. Somebody ask why Kim Gordon should be forced to work the hot dog stand at a state fair for a week.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 04:12 (twenty-three years ago)

though if you do this, Maria B, make sure you yell "It's only a KITTEN!!!!"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 04:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I've never read any of her posts before, but Maria B. is my new favorite ILM'er. Bless'er!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought that thread already existed (regretably).

― rs, Tuesday, 17 December 2002 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

let it be busta rhymes' farts, and yer onto something

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 10:26 (twenty-three years ago)

and whoever farts in her mouth, the fart must be lit ...

(and why does this also seem like a very fitting punishment for courtney love or michael jackson, i wonder?)

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 10:27 (twenty-three years ago)

But would you slip your slim sword in Kim Gordon?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 11:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Im confused, umm why?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 14:27 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a punk rock gesture of endearment. :)

― maria b (maria b), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Couldn't we all just spit on Hank instead?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 15:13 (twenty-three years ago)

But I love Kim!!!

*sob*

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.bunnybass.com/girls/04.girlpictures/kimgordon01.jpg

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

FuKC aLL Yuo H4T4Z!@#!@# K!|\/| 0\/\/|\|Z J00 /-\LL!@~!@#!@#!@#

― PaSHMiNa, Tuesday, 17 December 2002 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Kim's great: she gave me a songwriting credit when she lifted stuff out of an article I wrote a few years ago.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

see?!?!?! SEE?!?!?!?!?!

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:09 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread is gross. i don't get why anyone hates kim gordon.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I like and respect Kim Gordon but would always always always rather listen to Lee or Thurston's words and singing.

― dan (dan), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Taking Sides: Cool as Kim Deal vs Cool as Kim Gordon...FITE!

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:59 (twenty-three years ago)

they both lose

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 03:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Kim Deal has such a great voice. And better bass lines too, I think.

Kim Gordon always has a place in my heart though.

― David Allen, Wednesday, 18 December 2002 03:08 (twenty-three years ago)

She's probabally kinky enough to enjoy something like that. I just get that feeling about her.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 03:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Somehow, when it's consentual, it's just never the same.

― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 04:01 (twenty-three years ago)

There's something in the face tho.... you know Kim Deal's a better lay.

― maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 06:04 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

wow...and I bet you thought this was C*lum, didn't you.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 12 May 2003 11:50 (twenty-three years ago)

It was posted before he arrived here.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 04:01 (twenty-three years ago)

IIRC.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 04:01 (twenty-three years ago)

heady days...

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 11:05 (twenty-three years ago)

was she always that thin? maybe we should force a pizza into her mouth...

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

She's like fifty, right? Only her hands look like it. Grandpa hands! Monster elder-god hands!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is a fucking disgrace.

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

anyone catching any of the glenn branca shows. HE HAS A BAND. i had no idea...

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

andrew l = otm

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

1. It's Tuesday.
2. Latvia was onced controlled by Bolsheviks.
3. Love is always the reason.
4. Red Bull light only has 10 claories and packs a wollop when spiked with 2 caps of Ripped Fuel in the morning.
5. There's a woman in San Francisco that knows Kim and she says I creep her out.
6. The Buffy finale is upon us.
7. Kim is hording Geritol.
8. Life is too short not to.
9. Love is always the reason reprise.
10. There will always be Paris.

― lucas (lucas), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 21:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Bonus Track
11. Monster elder-god hands (Acoustic Demo)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Bonus Track
11. Monster elder-god hands (Acoustic Demo)
-- Lord Custos Epsilon

Emoticon for seconded activated.

― lucas (lucas), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I vote for just sucking on Kim Gordon's luscious fingers of rock.

http://missionofburma.com/holdphotos/kimgordoneraseerrata/007_5kim.jpg

BTW, does the face sitter/gas passer need be a vegan?

Rice milk or soy milk farts?

Which are worse?

I have no idea if SY are vegans. I just know that soy milk produces farts that are painful for others present in the room. And why is it called soy milk? Does soy produce milk?

What was this thread about?

BRB. Forgot to take my medication.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 00:14 (twenty-three years ago)

What's that blue thing on Kim's chest in that picture? Could it be a crayon band-aid? I'm squinting here.

― scott m (mcd), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 00:18 (twenty-three years ago)

What was this thread about?

I can't tell you unless you know the secret handshake.

― lucas (lucas), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

i think she has rabies

― Michael Burble, Thursday, 7 July 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

anybody else heard that ladies who lunch single "kims we love"? bull on the heather vs. gigantic?

it's rad.
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 7 July 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

I have that single and it's quite enjoyable. The Bull in the Heather cover is better than the original, IMO.

― p.j. (Henry), Thursday, 7 July 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

maria b is the girl 4 me

― Michael Burble, Thursday, 7 July 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

did she do something bad to an animal? i'm totally confused here.

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 7 July 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

I don't get this either.

― Jena (JenaP), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Kim rulz this thread droolz

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:19 (twenty years ago)

My friend Joel in college called any piece of sloppy, didactic, lazy music the result of the 'Kim Gordon School of Songwriting.'

― On the bass, 57 7th, he wrote this (calstars), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Didactic (n). - Intended to instruct.

derrrr, what now?

― Michael Burble, Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

she's trying to teach you people how to rock!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 7 July 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

something incredibly sexy about the title of this thread

― Michael Burble, Friday, 8 July 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Kim's great: she gave me a songwriting credit when she lifted stuff out of an article I wrote a few years ago.

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), December 17th, 2002.

I'm kinda curious what this could be in reference to! I can't think of any conspicuous outside songwriting credits on the last few SY albums, unless it's maybe something by Free Kitten or some other side project.

― Al (sitcom), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

In a recent interview, veteran musician Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth had some comments for the donation-based model popularized (but not invented) by Radiohead for the release of their album, In Rainbows in 2007. In a Guardian interview, Gordon offered some criticism saying:

I don't really think they did it by themselves. They did a marketing ploy by themselves and then got someone else to put it out. It seemed really community-oriented, but it wasn't catered towards their musician brothers and sisters, who don't sell as many records as them. It makes everyone else look bad for not offering their music for whatever. It was a good marketing ploy and I wish I'd thought of it! But we're not in that position either. We might not have been able to put out a record for another couple of years if we'd done it ourselves: it's a lot of work. And it takes away from the actual making music.

― velko, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 08:19 (seventeen years ago)

wired was a bit lol on this:
http://feeds.wired.com/~r/wiredunderwire/~3/d-5DKFnR_8g/

― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 08:57 (seventeen years ago)

Because, honestly, any band that has more than 3 000 or so firm fans and can’t leverage that fan base into a reasonable living using the internet is either being dumb or lazy.

t/f? discus

― m coleman, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 09:41 (seventeen years ago)

3000 * $40 (album+gig+shirt) / 2(years) * 4(members) = $15,000 = false.

― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 10:00 (seventeen years ago)

I'd say anyone who gets stuck at the "* 4" already failed the "dumb" portion, but that's just me.

― packinasnackinthebackoftheac (The Reverend), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 10:06 (seventeen years ago)

i'm too dumb to figure out who you're calling dumb there.

― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 10:10 (seventeen years ago)

gotta be divided by 4 members iirc

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 10:11 (seventeen years ago)

huhuhuh he said 'members'

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 10:12 (seventeen years ago)

i knew i should have put more parentheses in.

― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 10:13 (seventeen years ago)

mind you one album and tour every two years is pretty lazy. bloody musicians, expecting money for nothing.

― man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 10:29 (seventeen years ago)

remember reading that geffen wldn't let SY release an alb every year

― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 10:31 (seventeen years ago)

and they say record labels don't have the listeners best interests at heart, pish

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 11:50 (seventeen years ago)

the "musician brothers and sisters" part is just wow.

― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 14:04 (seventeen years ago)

I mean leave it to Sonic Youth to bitch that a band was doing something novel to appeal to fans.

― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

i think the point is radiohead could do it because they are radiohead, not because it's a great idea.

― reo teabaggin (goole), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ this, but why let reading comprehension get in the way of hating on Kim Gordon

― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

but she's saying it IS a great idea for a marketing ploy ("I wish I thought of it!"), just not one that helps their "musician brothers and sisters" because apparently it makes other bands look bad for not giving stuff away.

― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

It's a great idea if you're in a position to be able to do it, something that is not true of most bands.

― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:05 (seventeen years ago)

I don't see why that means Radiohead should be painted as breaking solidarity with their "musician brothers and sisters" for taking advantage of their position to test out a different model, though.

― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

what she said might've been reasonable if she'd said it right after In Rainbows came out and noone was really sure what effect it might've had. a year and a half later, though, it's not like it really changed the way bands/labels do business, it's just something that happened along the way while the business went to shit.

― the daily fail (some dude), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

No one said she said anything particularly illuminating or timely, just that she said something most people seem to believe anyway (the Radiohead model worked because they're Radiohead).

― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

Because, honestly, any band that has more than 3 000 or so firm fans and can’t leverage that fan base into a reasonable living using the internet is either being dumb or lazy.

t/f? discus

― m coleman, Tuesday, June 9, 2009 9:41 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

omfg what a load of shit

― i would never want a book's autograph (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:30 (seventeen years ago)

glad that quote is from some idiot's comment and not from an actual article

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

It's the complaining that they "made everyone else look bad" that reads like the sour grapes of someone tired of people bringing up radiohead interviews, not the "it wouldn't work for us."

― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

really not into this thread title

― Kitchen Paper Towel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

^this

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

I still think Gordon should be forced to work the hot dog stand at a state fair, though.

― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

let's complain about things that people in bands say

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

gabbneb cares not for pointless debate

― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

has anyone heard of a smaller-scale band (and not saul williams) having success with the choose-your-price model?

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

How many other bands have tried it full out, choose your price?

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

Not that I think it would work with bands that aren't already pretty massive, I'm just curious how many times it's actually been attempted.

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

fuck radiohead

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

'choose your price' is really the part that seems like a one-off gimmick. tons more bands big and small have done super low prices, free digital releases, staggered pricing structures, and stuff like that in the last year or so, though.

― the daily fail (some dude), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 15:58 (seventeen years ago)

Girl Talk did the high profile, choose-your-own-adventure model (before Radiohead?). I wonder if anyone gave him money (I couldn't even be bothered to use hard drive space).

― the who cares (okamax), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

fuck radiohead

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, June 9, 2009 11:57 AM Bookmark

yeah, Kim totally should have recorded a track a la Tim Dog

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know who or what that is, thank God

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

this thread title is genuinely disturbing, i mean wtf

― ti's girl on the outside (musically), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

lol, xp

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 16:17 (seventeen years ago)

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