https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3u22OYqFGo
"black widdle baby!!!"
i am so sorry
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 October 2014 12:06 (nine years ago) link
Billy Joel - Downeaster Alexa:
"I've got bills to pay and children who need booze"
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 09:53 (nine years ago) link
Fuse ODG - T.I.N.Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6_xBp2l3Y8
"she hurt my head, obama!!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 24 October 2014 11:18 (nine years ago) link
But if you go carrying pictures of Geminowwwww You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow
Like he was talking to all the 1960s pickup artists who were deploying "what's your sign, baby" astrological techniques.
― how's life, Friday, 5 December 2014 10:52 (nine years ago) link
Always thought that was a particularly forced rhyme.
― how's life, Friday, 5 December 2014 10:53 (nine years ago) link
For so long I always heard that one Kooks song (which Google tells me is called 'Naive' and not 'Not Fond Of Asking' as: "I know, she knows / I'm not from the Ruskin". So naturally I assumed it's about a guy gatecrashing a students-only night in Anglia.
― Hello, my name is Dark Chocolate Cookie (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2014 11:00 (nine years ago) link
For so long I always heard that one Kooks song
Sorry to hear this traumatic news, hope you made it through ok.
― ledge, Friday, 5 December 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link
there's this song on the new New Pornographers album ("Fantasy Fools") where they say "muscle memory, dreaming fever" and I can only hear "muscle memory dream divas"
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 6 December 2014 19:17 (nine years ago) link
Mmmm just now I realized that Bon Iver was not actually holding any dickheads:
Real lyrics:"I'll be holding all the tickets and you'll be owning all the fines"
― Moka, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 07:58 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fcl9LLC.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 13 April 2015 11:23 (nine years ago) link
hahahahahaha dying
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 13 April 2015 12:32 (nine years ago) link
I had "Hit Em Wit Da Hee" on in the background and thought Lil' Kim just said "Me and my girl Missy eating pussy up in Bennigan's"
i got so excited
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 7 June 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
when I first heard 'Big Pimpin' as a 12-year-old in 2000, I thought maybe Jay-Z was saying 'big campin' (my family was big into camping at the time). in retrospect, I'm pretty sure I invented Kidz Bop.
― stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
I always heard the line in "Good Year for the Roses" that goes:
After three full years of marriageIt's the first time that you haven't made the bed
as "made the grade".
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link
Tourettes! Tourettes! Did I build this shit, tourettes?
― StanM, Friday, 24 July 2015 04:02 (eight years ago) link
At the beginning of REM's "Pilgrimage," I've always heard "Take a turn / take a fortune" as "Take a turn / take up bocce." I still think that makes more sense.
― Sam Weller, Friday, 24 July 2015 10:20 (eight years ago) link
We're going to party/karate/siesta/forever, come on and sing-a-long
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Friday, 24 July 2015 10:27 (eight years ago) link
Guns 'N Roses - It's so Easy'See me hit you, new born chi-i-ild'See me hit you, you fall down
― Ito_is_an_eating_boy, Friday, 24 July 2015 12:38 (eight years ago) link
xxp "take up bocce" is how I always sing it to myself too. Don't think I ever actually knew what the real lyrics were.
― early rejecter, Friday, 24 July 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link
i hear 'take a prawn tree' which makes no sense
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Friday, 24 July 2015 13:46 (eight years ago) link
Take a turn / take a fortune
Until this very minute I thought he was saying Take up watching.
― kornrulez6969, Friday, 24 July 2015 13:49 (eight years ago) link
MJ: "Keep on // to the Post Office // Don't stop 'til you get enough" (Jon Wurster)
― Iago Galdston, Saturday, 25 July 2015 12:09 (eight years ago) link
Sly & the Family Stone - "Hot buttered summertime"
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 25 July 2015 14:00 (eight years ago) link
You're out of touchI'm out of timeBlood runs out of my head when you're not around
― Party Your Body (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 July 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link
I heard Cheerleader on radio once some months ago, liked it, tried to find, but I thought it was 'Chariot' so couldn't find it. Also, that lyric didn't really make much sense.
― Frederik B, Friday, 31 July 2015 21:02 (eight years ago) link
Japanese singles/albums would often have lyric sheets, transcribed phonetically:
The Jam, David Watts : "I am a dull and simple lad, Kind of not want to rush at me"
Madness, Driving in my car: "It says "Morris" on the door, the cheapie O.O.D.T.4"
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 August 2015 10:21 (eight years ago) link
"Make you feel like the queen of Rome, make him love you til you can't come down", until abt 30 seconds ago when my bf sang it to me the right way
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 12:12 (eight years ago) link
<3
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link
"Dreams": when the rainbow shaves you clean you'll knowlove that one
― Paul, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link
Up until I learned who he was, I misheard pretty much every reference to Al B. Sure as "Alvie Shore", who (given associations with Annie Hall) I always assumed was a stereotypical Jewish nebbish that rappers would namecheck for some reason.
― ed.b, Friday, 6 November 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link
omg "Blood runs out of my head when you're not around"
― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 6 November 2015 04:22 (eight years ago) link
Actually in general this thread has a lot of gems - I can't really imagine anyone mishearing it as "two chickens to paralyze" but that's totally how I'm singing it from now on.
― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 6 November 2015 04:26 (eight years ago) link
Keep thinking about that place Statison Boulaye which must be near The Monkee's Pleasant Valley.Certainly what I heard it as in my early teens.Think it's clearer on the cd though not heard in a while.
― Stevolende, Friday, 6 November 2015 08:47 (eight years ago) link
Adolescent residentWastin' another night on Planet Maury 'vichWant it deadWant it deadWANT IT DEAD!Don't wanna be your monkey wrenchWant warranties on accidents
― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 6 November 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link
MAHHHHHHH-CHINE, GIVE ME MAHHHHHHH-CHINEhttp://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=muse+mercy
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Sunday, 10 January 2016 04:03 (eight years ago) link
sryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj8Xpdx60Ws
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Sunday, 10 January 2016 04:04 (eight years ago) link
That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic Jedi
― remove butt (abanana), Monday, 11 January 2016 23:39 (eight years ago) link
fwiw I think that Muse chorus sounds a lot like Boston, which is not exactly a good thing for me, but an unusual reference point in 2015/6
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 02:40 (eight years ago) link
slap that baby make him pee
― how's life, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link
Always thought "Changes" was "Turn and face the strain." Some kind of boating lingo.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link
I now defy you to ever hear anything other than "hot potatoes" sung over the chorus of 'Rock Me Amadeus'.
― Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Friday, 29 April 2016 16:49 (eight years ago) link
i will raise you this: just today in a meeting we were talking about a coworker named w@ta@nab3 and that is the same tune that leapt to mind
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 29 April 2016 18:53 (eight years ago) link
oops i thought this was the "i can't stop singing the song this way now" threadnm!
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 29 April 2016 18:54 (eight years ago) link
Dead Ringer For Love
"Rock 'n roll and brew, rock 'n roll and brew"
i don't know what i thought these lyrics were for the last 35 or so years, but they weren't this. he really underpronounces the b in brew so i've heard it as 'rock and roll and roo', whatever that means.
― koogs, Friday, 1 July 2016 07:05 (seven years ago) link
'Round round get a round I'll get a round Get a round round roundI'll get a roundI haven't got no bread I'll get you Special Brew
― TARANTINO! (dog latin), Friday, 1 July 2016 08:33 (seven years ago) link
Elton John - Can't Stay Alone Tonight
what I heard (while shopping): 'your vagina in my rearview'what Bernie Taupin actually wrote: 'you're the diner in my rearview'
― schrute dwyte (unregistered), Sunday, 1 January 2017 22:42 (seven years ago) link
To this day, I still hear Justine singing about Sto-vo-kor on "Connection" and have no clue what the real lyric is supposed to be.
― ...and DON'T *bleeep* IT UP! (Leee), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 00:07 (seven years ago) link
whereabouts?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 14:06 (seven years ago) link
At 0:44, in the first verse.
― ...and DON'T *bleeep* IT UP! (Leee), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:33 (seven years ago) link
You can't really blame her because this particular misheard lyric is in Spanish, but my wife thought at the end of Spanish Bombs by The Clash, they keep repeating "Oh my car is on."
― kornrulez6969, Monday, 24 April 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link