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I shit my pants, it's true

I shit my pants for you

I sat and shit and I sat in shit

and all of this for you

The time it took

to read a book

on a throne of golden fumes

was the time I took

to sit and cook

pantfulls of shit for you

I

SIT IN SHIT

I

SAT AND SHIT

FOR YOU!!!!!! (4x)

There's nothing like the feeling

of pants full of shit

when I'm givin' it to you

My skin it is a-peeling

it's a toxic mix for two

Scatology was something I never heard about

'til the internet came by

and I've got ten tons of my own shit

that you might want to try

SHIT

shit a brick

SHIT

shit real quick

SHIT

it's a neat trick

when I shit all over you!!!!

I

SIT IN SHIT

I

SAT AND SHIT

FOR YOU!!!!!! (4x)

Craphead Facebutt, Sunday, 29 December 2002 03:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Okey dokey... Is that an original?

Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 29 December 2002 04:02 (twenty-three years ago)

It sure is, baby. Copyrighted!

Craphead Facebutt, Sunday, 29 December 2002 04:28 (twenty-three years ago)

You know what? I'd rank it up there with anything off of "Victim in Pain" by Agnostic Front. Good job. You got some music to put that to?

Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 29 December 2002 04:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, I have 2 power chords: A and E. I think that should be plenty. It also references A&E, the Arts & Entertainment channel, so that's like a trifecta.

Two words: weed!

Craphead Facebutt, Sunday, 29 December 2002 04:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I've always been a fan of the Trifecta (see 1998 Josta Baby set lists, where in the middle, 3 hard-rockin songs in a row, between all the experimental/multi-genre stuff made up what we liked to call the "Rockin Trifecta"), and I'm also a HUGE fan of songs where the only 2 chords are E and A (See local smash hits (at stoner partys attended by no more than 8 people, with newly made experimental bong every week) Valley Song Pts 1-3, by Josta Baby). I think you're well on your way to a career in songwriting that will be hailed by all members of Factor 8, Stilyagi, Gestapo Band, Josta Baby, and A-Train Band (Plus side projects that happened after I left, like the Knee-Grows and Giant Midget) as number one golds. No Joke.

Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 29 December 2002 05:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Cool. That makes part one a reality. Next stop: the world.

Craphead Facebutt, Sunday, 29 December 2002 05:17 (twenty-three years ago)


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