Would you make out with Avril Lavigne?

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I know I would. She seems fun to be around. I'm 22. Is that OK?

― Famous Athlete, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 03:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave Coulier to thread!

― James Blount, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

i wouldn't, she's too skinny and looks like a rat. Gimme Kelly Osbourne any day

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 03:40 (twenty-three years ago)

what Jim said!

Avril is hot in a wouldn't-wanna-touch-her way; maybe it's cuz I'm 28.

Oh wait, Kelly is younger than Avril!!

Whatever. Gimme Kelly.

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 14 January 2003 03:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I wouldn't make out with anyone, anywhere, but I do want to note that "looking like a rat" is actually sort of my favorite thing about Avril.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 03:59 (twenty-three years ago)

rats in ties: this year's fat girls in party hats

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 04:02 (twenty-three years ago)

James Blount, that was comedy gold.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 04:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd be too scared shes chewing gum

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 04:15 (twenty-three years ago)

She was described to me as the attractive, adolescent, Alanis. They were right about the adolescent bit, god she mings.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

To reitterate:

http://www.kissfm.com/timages/page/avril/images/P1010005_jpg.jpg

http://www.kissfm.com/timages/page/avril/images/P1010007_jpg.jpg

Although I must point out that judging someone on their physical appearance is a very shallow and base action.

Fun though

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:07 (twenty-three years ago)

and completely relevant if we're talking about making out here..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:09 (twenty-three years ago)

It's truly amazing what a little liquid eyeliner can do.

― Nick Mirov (nick), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes. Just to say I did.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:20 (twenty-three years ago)

She was described to me as the attractive, adolescent, Alanis.

Alanis wasn't attractive as a teen either. Go find You Can't Do That On Television clips if you want. I still dont think shes attractive now.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm glad nobody wonders why there's like five female posters on ILM.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I certainly didn't.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:44 (twenty-three years ago)

ok - who's the male Avril Lavigne? This thredd needs balancing, and pronto.

― Charlie (Charlie), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:45 (twenty-three years ago)

rubber man out of the vines

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh what the hell, I'd do it.

― Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh right, all of you, show me the girl you made out with when you were 17 who looked so much better than the awful-Avril pictures.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:51 (twenty-three years ago)

haha, I was going to post a rude response until I realized Avril IS better looking than the only girl I made out with when I was 17.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 06:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd make out with her on the condition that I always get the pick the music. Har.

― Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 06:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Avril ain't a patch on the gorgeous teen model I got with when I was 17...ahem.

somewhat remarkably, everyone told her she looked like a younger version of this young lady

http://www.claim.cine.nl/jpgs/pics/louise%20colors.jpg

mind you, looking at the pic, maybe history is playing tricks with my head.

― Charlie (Charlie), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 06:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Kelly is older than Avril.

― man, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 10:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we turn this into Taking Sexual Sides - Avril vs Kelly?

I go with Kelly.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 10:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I wouldn't, and I'm sure the feeling is reciprocated.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:12 (twenty-three years ago)

http://haxor.slashgod.net/albums/diediedie/ade.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

re: avril
http://tombotte.com/fark/hit_it_crouch_tom84.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:39 (twenty-three years ago)

OMG - Female in No-Makeup Photo Shocker! How dare she?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

― toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 13:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I would not, just to say that I didn't.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

There *is* no male equivalent of Avril. And it's a sick symptom of a sexist world that this is so. Maybe the closest equivalent is, like Busted or something. In which case the answer would still be NO.

― kate, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 13:14 (twenty-three years ago)

And it's a sick symptom of a sexist world that this is so.

Kneejerk faux-feminist BOLLOCKS, Kate, and secretly you know it. No boy would presume they'd be able to get away with being so blatantly contrived and whiney as a solo artist, especially when there are so many girls queueing up to do precisely that. Boys are way too pathetic to stand up and whine on their own - they need a band behind them to back them up, if only in their swollen heads.

― Charlie (Charlie), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, just so i could throw up in her stupid little mouth.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 13:49 (twenty-three years ago)

These girls do NOT exist in a vacuum, Charlie. They are there because there is a demand for them. Women are trained from an early age by a sexist society and a sexist music industry and a sexist press to learn that being the sexy singer chick is the only way they're going to get on the radio. So that's what they do. Maybe boys are conditioned in the same way into doing something else, but bloody hell, there's a lot more options open to them.

Why do you assume that women are doing this to THEMSELVES when this is the only way that they are taught by example, and the only way that they are let through?

Find me a male Avril. Find me a female Vines. Then we'll talk. You can't? I rest my case.

― kate, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 13:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Boys are way too pathetic to stand up and whine on their own

Dashboard Confessional to thread!

Find me a male Avril.

Conor Oberst?

Find me a female Vines.

Sahara Hotnights?

Fuck if I know^TM.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 13:54 (twenty-three years ago)

The female Avril? That dweeb from "Dashboard Confessional," surely.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Why did I put Dashbaord Confessional in quotes?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 13:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Find me a male version of any female on the planet or vice versa, nothing is interchangeable by sexuality.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Funny, because I thought of Conor when posting my rant. But then agian, I've not heard Bright Eyes, so I couldn't make the comparison.

To me, bands like Sahara Hotnights (and The Donnas) are the exceptions that prove the rule, in that it is WEIRD and NOTABLE and a USP that they are all-girl RAWK bands while no one ever stands up and goes "WOW! Look! An ALL-GUY RAWK band!"

Anyway, I am derailing this silly thread with ranting. Would I make out with Avril? She's not my type. Would I make out with the guy from The Vines? Nah, not my type, and besides, when dealing with pretty boy whiners from crap pseudo-punk bands, my heart belongs with Julian. So there.

― kate, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Find me a male Avril. Find me a female Vines. Then we'll talk. You can't? I rest my case.

Surely The Moffats and Backstreet Boys, 98 Degreez, NSync owned that area when they started.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 15:12 (twenty-three years ago)

i think the dashboard dude counts

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Male Avril = Ben Lee
Female Vines = The Donnas

or better yet

Male Avril = David Cassidy

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Find me a male Avril.

Plenty of solo male artist munters out there if you look hard enough.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Ben Kweller?

― Wyndham Earl, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i find avril lavigne to be quite a fox.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 20:19 (twenty-three years ago)

untalented like a fox!

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.kissfm.com/timages/page/avril/images/P1010005_jpg.jpg

http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pajala/neil.gif

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

hmmm...that really is a hideous photo, but my fox remark still stands. we all have our off-days, don't we?

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

well, the female Vines is aussie all-girl band Lash. Almost literally, as they share a management and production company, and have a similar level of talent.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't know if this is the proper Avril thread to bring this up in, but it's the most recent so here we go- check out this account of an interview with Ms. Lavigne: yikes

I'm undecided on whether this makes her more attractive or not.

― Bobby D Gray (bedhead), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

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Okay anthony then doesn't that make Avril rock too (for loud guitars I mean?).

Also "Oops..." was about teasing a boy and then not wanting to commit, not about sex. And the "tree" video was, I think, "Born To Make You Happy" which as tim finny wrote a spectacular article about, was about the exact opposite of sex -- chaste idealised romantic love.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I would make out with all of them but I don't need a girl.

I NEED A WOMAN!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Avril's totally rock too, I mean if Simple Plan is. Especially Sk8terboi.

and in that video, she's like up against a tree, a la wicked game except her face is like "wow! dick in me!" Arguably I'm lookin' for dirty subtext but you're playin' all innocent here.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthony, did you ever know that you're my hero?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

am I everything you wish you could be? Can you fly higher than an eagle, cuz I am the wind beneath your wings?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 16 January 2003 00:15 (twenty-three years ago)

YES YOU ARE

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 16 January 2003 00:16 (twenty-three years ago)

well then fly, Dan, fly higher than the sky!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 16 January 2003 02:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think Avril's ugly at all: she just looks like a semi-average teenage girl, which is pretty much the best thing about her. I wish her music was better.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 16 January 2003 03:14 (twenty-three years ago)

a la wicked game except her face is like "wow! dick in me!"

*blink*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 January 2003 03:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey you fucks! Quit being so fuckin' rude! I mean, "wow, dick in me"??? Fuck! It's not like I've ever been rude to you. Take your hand outta yr pants for a second, eh?

― Avril (Charlie), Thursday, 16 January 2003 03:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah funny funny Doctor Jones.

Oh how we laugh. Christ I'm bored.

― Charlie (Charlie), Thursday, 16 January 2003 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

Im kinda lost on the subject here u guys go back and forth but Plain and simple i would make out with avril lavign, shit who wouldent ,i would even date her she seems like a real laid back girl whos fun to to be around who just fllowed her dream.
Kalvin,16,az

― Kalvin, Sunday, 16 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Kalvin goez for the older womans.

― jm (jtm), Monday, 17 February 2003 05:47 (twenty-three years ago)

original question - absolutely

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 17 February 2003 09:45 (twenty-three years ago)

She DOES look like Fievel.

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 17 February 2003 09:46 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

id make out with her again while shes worth something.anyway she is quite remarkable.boom.

― uneasy to please, Tuesday, 4 March 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe Avril wants to make out with us>

http://images.mp3.com/rollingstone/content/2044243/Images/00319689.jpg

― jm (jtm), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)

damn!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 19:15 (twenty-three years ago)

damn! that reminds me of the weeken.... ooops.

― nick.K (nick.K), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 20:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes. Just to say I did.

b-b-b-but, then, what's to stop you from making out with Celine Dion or Mickey Dolenz or Fred Durst!?!?

*shudders*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Avril lavigne? Hell yeah, i will like to make out with her! She is hotand hot. Even though people dont like her cause of what she wears, she is fine and there is nothing you can do to change that!!!

― Jizzle, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

...she is fine and there is nothing you can do to change that!!!

Short of crushing her face and body with a 40-ton steel beam.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 20:23 (twenty-three years ago)

who cares what avril looks like without all that fake shitty make up, avril is hot, id make out with her any day.

― ManicMindChange---- Gem, Thursday, 13 March 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

i wanna know how so many different people end up in this thread...searching for avril porn? accidently come across this? then why you all bad-mouthing her? i'd make out with her

― red mogu, Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

well, who are you...and why are YOU in this thread, eh, lurk-boy?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Manny the Tuskan Raider finds this thread funny:

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jun/20036262127879540721484.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 26 June 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The whole basis of the thread is almost beyond comprehension.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 26 June 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

It boggles one mind.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 26 June 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

id do her, probably in the shitter, just cos i like to get one up on celebrities, and nothing says "whos your daddy now bitch!" like raw anal.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 26 June 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

resident romantic Bob Shaw, ladies and gentlemen...voted "most gentle and considerate lover" four years running...let's give him a big round of applause!
(YAAAAAAYYYYYYY!)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 26 June 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i do try, i know it sends the ladies drooling.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 26 June 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jun/20036276858893926940210.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 27 June 2003 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

why you all bad-mouthing her?

I'd be good-mouthing her. Oh yes. Hmmm.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 27 June 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Dunno 'bout you but I quite like that picture of our Avril with no make-up on. I definitely would... Mmmmm. There's a lovely picture of her pert little bottom here: www.space123.co.uk

My dilemma is do you think Kylie Minogue would be happy hiding in the wardrobe if Avril happened to pop around for a cup of sugar?

Mwahahahaha!

― Dr Evil, Saturday, 28 June 2003 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Take them all-- all the annoying little hookers on MTV (Kelly Osbourne included) and tie them in a very large sack and hang it from a tree or something until they kill each other like cats. When there's only one voice left screaming, "Let me out," throw the sack into the Hudson River.

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Saturday, 28 June 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

hi im chef im the most popular teenager just like avril lavigne but in my hometown of kings lynn in england uk , every1knows me.i cant find ne decent websites that have stuff about avril on them.im a christian i have bin 4 eight years now but i still know how2 have a laugh.id love to perform a track with avril because im pursuing a pop career.i need some advice to help me on the way so if ne1 can help me please send me an email on [email protected] ne photos of avril lavigne plese send me them.since avrils first song complicated i thought that she is one mega hot babe.im 16 and ive just left school and i sang a love song at my school prom which made my friends and teachers cry.i will make it to be a star soon! if i sung a song with avril lavigne it would be love song cus that would start off my carrer with a BANG and id become famous in the whole of great britian.soon my sunday school and i are starting up a christian rock band .and its not just christian songs that we will be singin and playing.and im a dj for my local youth center.im coming over to america in august to c my family in connecticut.and im going to make a demo cd with a couple of songs and take it to one of their local radio stations to c wat they think.please contct me on my email adress.see u l8er chef.p.s i think avril lavigne is the sexyest female singer today!!!!!!!!!!!

― chef, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

you'd better get sk8ing dude

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Was the world always this strange and scary, or did the www make it this way?

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

hi im chef im the most popular teenager

My doubts run high.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, what was the name of that Spice Girls guy who used to come and play with us...ummm...

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 2 July 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

I wanna fuck her like an animal

― Richard, Friday, 16 April 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

can someone please delete this thread now?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 April 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...

Ohh yeah shes sexy

― Logan Jacobson, Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

AVRIL LAVIGNE IS THE HOTTEST GIRL ON THE PLANET!!!! I WOULD MAKE OUT WITH HER ANYTIME, ANYWHERE!! SHES SO FUCKING HOT

― Kevyn Martindale, Thursday, 20 January 2005 07:24 (twenty-one years ago)

if she's legal doesn't smoke,hasn;t got pierced labia then maybe.
i'd prefer a curvy woman with some tits and ass like Beyonce or JLo.

― older man, Thursday, 20 January 2005 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mtv.com/onair/vma_la/2002/show_highlights/flipbook/images/avril_lavigne_4.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 20 January 2005 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd hit it

― the first church of latebloomer, friend of plebians and santa (reformed) (latebl, Thursday, 20 January 2005 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)

foxy alert!
http://abes-celebrities.com/avril_lavigne_47.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 20 January 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

was this trip really necessary?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

so cruel.

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Thursday, 20 January 2005 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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