Musical Signs of the Impending Apocalypse

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Inspired by both the Keys/Aguilera thread and Durst/Spears thread.

How 'bout all the pure souls being called up to Heaven, rapture-style?
How 'bout Hanks II & III on the Opry?
How 'bout a guy who's made videos starring Jennifer Aniston and Kim Basinger being on the cover of Magnet's Year-In-Review ish, making him the de facto Artist of the Year?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

If the Rivers Cuomo/Fred Durst/Interscope monolith deal is part of the apocalypse, I assume I'll be wearing a horned helmet and riding a horse made of fire, stabbing my blood-drenched blade into those who would foolishly guard DJ Shadow from my wrath.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

and Moby too, so I know I'm not on the side of heaven.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, you can have them. The world is not so black and white as all that. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 January 2003 02:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Anthony, you're no Ric Flair. Or Arn Anderson. More like Paul Roma.

(nonsequitorial wrestling references spurred on by DJ Shadow hate = most stereotypical Nate post evar?)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 16 January 2003 03:19 (twenty-three years ago)

When he's got his jacket on, Fred Durst does seem to physically resemble Wormwood.

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 16 January 2003 03:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I wanna be Rowdy Roddy. Cuz I'm all out of bubblegum...

And I won't use my vicious hellfire on him if he swears to put reputable singers on all tracks next time, and less pompous liner notes. And changes his name to DJ Josh Dee & The Steel Wheelz Of Fyre.

Moby, at the very least, we will be morphing into Ned Flanders when the rapture comes.

If Durst was satan, that would explain his bewitching power over me.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 16 January 2003 03:27 (twenty-three years ago)

oh, and Shadow has to get that Kid'n'Play do that Kid Rock used to have pre-fame.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 16 January 2003 03:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Moby, at the very least, we will be morphing into Ned Flanders when the rapture comes.

I like the idea of you saying this to Moby, Anthony -- because then it's both gramatically correct and incredibly amusing, like a perverse new ending for Star Trek the Motion Picture.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 January 2003 03:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Consumerized Radio.

― christoff (christoff), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess S. Twain wearing a Ramones t-shirt.
That would be like, uh, Jackie Collins wearing a Camus shirt.

Dang, I should go post that in the Shanie-Ramones thread. But I won't. Yes I will. No I'm not going to and you can't make me. But then someone else will and will take all the credit. Let them.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 17 January 2003 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

wow holy shit horace i cant believe you dropped the 'mainstream music is bad' bomb!!! ilm hold ya head!!

― s trife (simon_tr), Friday, 17 January 2003 03:54 (twenty-three years ago)

you hate limp bizkit and christina, and like the ramones

― s trife (simon_tr), Friday, 17 January 2003 03:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't even know whut that means.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 17 January 2003 04:05 (twenty-three years ago)

your whole style is chump

― s trife (simon_tr), Friday, 17 January 2003 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Better 'chump' than 'dipshit' style

I think Paul switching the order of the songwriting credits is sign no. 9

― Tom Millar (Millar), Friday, 17 January 2003 04:26 (twenty-three years ago)

My whole style is chump?
Do you mean chumpy? Chumpish? Is English your second language?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 17 January 2003 04:41 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah hey rap slang dudes cant you morons speak english!! pff 'ebonics' yeah right!! jiggy isnt even a word!!

― s trife (simon_tr), Friday, 17 January 2003 04:55 (twenty-three years ago)

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