C/D Ending all posts with "You pieces of shit"

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I'm thinking about doing it. Because, well, I fell like telling off everybody, but not like coming up with a new putdown everytime.
So can we all agree then? Good.

You pieces of shit.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 03:49 (twenty-three years ago)

can't see it catching on

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

electric, you know - shit does tend to *stick*, even if it doesn't exactly "catch on".
otoh, Horace - whence exactly yer fondness of hardcore crappola? anyone insult you? why, then? did you yerself, mayhaps, take somebody else's passions "too lightly"?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 04:01 (twenty-three years ago)

argg, I just feel like being curmudgeonly and Matthau-esque.

You pieces of shit.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 04:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought curse words were illegal or anyway frowned upon here at ILM. How many posts I've unfucked and unshitted, but all for nothing? Isn't there an etiquette of replacing a letter of a swear word with the letter X, or am I totally crazy?

Also, who else thinks the following *should* be illegal or strongly censured here: adding "uh" to the end of every word of your post as though you were transcribing Mark Smith lyrics. Does anyone actually find this the least bit funny or interesting?

― Paula G., Tuesday, 21 January 2003 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Stupid.

― hstencil, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

The adding of "-uh" to the end of every word one sings, classic, otherwise known as the James Brown/James Hetfielf Syndrome.

"get back-uh!"
"exit light-uh"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually, it's "exit ligh-uh-t"

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I renamed all the files on my desktop with '-uh!' at the end. I think it was supposed to be for a new year's resolution or something. The other part being to ACTUALLY TALK LIKE THAT. I was thinking of MES rather than Brown/Hetfield. Or Triple H.

― Ferg (Ferg), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Only problem I see Horace is if you want to single out someone in particular as the target of your abuse. Say, you wanted to slag Mr X, you'd have to say something like:

"Mr X is even more shitty than the rest of you pieces of shit, you pieces of shit."

Just doesn't flow does it?

― mei (mei), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

how could we type if it were true??

― brg30 (brg30), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 23:22 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread has made me laugh longer than anything else on ILM ever (not necessarily harder, however)

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 23:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm thinking about doing it. Because, well, I fell like telling off everybody, but not like coming up with a new putdown everytime.
So can we all agree then? Good.
You pieces of shit.
Only if its like 'Simon Says' and we win a prize if we catch you ending a post without 'You Piece of Shit'

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Change it to "You Feces of Shit" and I'll get on board.

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I always preferred "you piece of piss" first. Always made me wonder what the temperature was in the place that figure of speech came from.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I already assume everyone here knows I consider them "pieces of shit" to begin with, so to close every post with it would be an excercise in overstating the obvious.

Kidding. Ish.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:51 (twenty-three years ago)

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argg, I just feel like being curmudgeonly and Matthau-esque.
You pieces of shit.
-- Horace Mann (handsomishbo...), January 21st, 2003.
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You pieces of shit (!)

― gaitataxia, Thursday, 23 January 2003 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

less enuciation, and I'm there.
e.g. ya piecehshit.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

two months pass...

I ran across some posts where Horace was doing this on another thread and it has given me the hardest case of the giggles I've had in forever. You pieces of shit.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 23 March 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

As opposed to my first ILM posts, where I called everybody "you commie pinkos."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 23 March 2003 17:10 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

a prophet has no honor in his own country

― J0hn D., Thursday, 28 August 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

you pieces of shit

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 28 August 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

I like 'you commie pinkos' better.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 28 August 2008 09:00 (seventeen years ago)

I think pieces of shit wins for being more potentially believable. And this may be some sort of mental tic, but you commie pinkos sounds like you might be quoting Adult Swim or something lame.

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 28 August 2008 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

(believable in that someone might mean it)

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 28 August 2008 11:26 (seventeen years ago)

Ahhh, plus 'you pieces of shit' just sounds more bold. 'You commie pinkos' is like, WACKY VOICE AT THE OFFICE or I dunno what...

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 28 August 2008 11:27 (seventeen years ago)

less enuciation, and I'm there.
e.g. ya piecehshit.

-- dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, January 23, 2003 10:20 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

No no no, more enunciation, more boldness! Put it out there..!

Gah virus scans take a long time and are boring. BORED.

― RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 28 August 2008 11:29 (seventeen years ago)

oh no, not them pieces of viruscan shits again!

― t**t, Thursday, 28 August 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

you pieces of shit iirc

― S.E., we runnin' this FAP shit (roxymuzak), Saturday, January 2, 2010 5:17 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Ending all posts with "iirc" is still classic btw iirc

― blame it on the acoleuthic (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 3 January 2010 03:23 (sixteen years ago)

not true iirc

― art crut (The Reverend), Sunday, 3 January 2010 03:54 (sixteen years ago)

u peaces of shit

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 3 January 2010 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

you are as a fragment of my faeces

― velko, Sunday, 3 January 2010 04:50 (sixteen years ago)

o-oh the pieces of shit revival.

― t**t, Sunday, 3 January 2010 15:54 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

just to be able to write a little hoonja-doonja that did this to all posts automatically

― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 23 September 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

I'd love this on Facebook. An improvement to get behind for sure.

You pieces of shit.

― The Man With The Flavored Toothpick (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 September 2011 05:54 (fourteen years ago)

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