Eminem's next movie role?

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Okay, apparantly he can play himself. What next?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll get things started...

Marshall Mathers III stars in the role he was born to play...the Chimney Sweep in the hip hop musical of Mary Poppins!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Lucas said he's playing Young Han Solo in Star Wars episode 3.

― die9o (dhadis), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

He'll reprise Robert Shaw's role in a remake of "The Taking of Pelham One Two Three."

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Eminem costars with Nathan Lane in an update of My Fair Lady

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Someone who's good at photoshop should put Eminem's face in the middle and change this to Snow Dogs II. Unfortunately, I'm not that person.

http://www.kino-passau.de/Archiv/Filme2/o_s/bilder/snow%20dogs%20poster.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

(cuz he wants to do comedy next)

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

he wants to do a comedy? Maybe Ned's Under The Cherry Moon dreams will come true.

Here's what I'd pitch. Chris Rock is a young executive on the rise, who complains to his stody bosses that he'd be moving up quicker if he was white! The bosses decide to see if that's true by swtiching his life with that of a white guy from 8 Mile! Can a suburban black guy survive in the hood? Can a lower class trailer park kid make it in the rat race? Affirmative Action gets a swirlie in TRADING PLACES II!

Hell, you could even get Dan Aykroyd to play the boss. Eddie Murphy probably would cost too much.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

stody=stodgy.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

he wants to do a comedy? Maybe Ned's Under The Cherry Moon dreams will come true.

That might be tragedy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Eminem and Yahoo Serious in a buddy-cop movie.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Nonono, Eminem and Dr. Dre in a buddy-cop movie. Dr. Dre plays the stodgy veteran who's just a couple days from retirement, and Eminem is the hothead rookie he's paired up with to stop a drug overlord (played by 50 Cent) from taking over the city!

― Nick Mirov (nick), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Something with Sean Penn.

― christoff (christoff), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:20 (twenty-three years ago)

The love interest in the sequel to Amelie.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

The next James Bond.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Captain Queerhawk's sidekick, Cockboy

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Spicoli in the remake of Fast Times At Ridgemont High.

Whoops! Sorry, that's Andrew WK's role.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually Andrew WK will be replacing Ogre in the Revenge Of The Nerds remake.

Eminem can play Ducky in the Pretty In Pink re-make.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

http://www.shadyfiction.com/mydaysindex.html
Complete / NC-17
Jamie Lynn and Nathan run away together. Eminem and Britney Spears must work together and try to put away their differences to find them. But will their hate turn to love?

― max, Sunday, 8 February 2009 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.fanworks.org/view.php?storyid=3583&style=textonly&start=1

It was a dark night, as nights often are. The rain beat down fiercely and it was threatening to
thunderstorm. 'Only an idiot would be out driving in this weather', Marshall thought.
How ironic that he was behind the wheel.

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 9 February 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/98vus3.jpg

― max, Monday, 9 February 2009 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/slimslash/stories.html

So hey, this appears to be a website full of crossover fan fiction stories in which Eminem has a gay affair with Agent Krycek from the X-Files.

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 9 February 2009 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

what a world we live in!!!

― max, Monday, 9 February 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

As the elevator doors opened Justin froze in a mixture of awe and fear, what was the man doing there but more importantly how could he get out of the situation alive and in one piece? He was still pondering that issue when he heard the blonde sighing impatiently.

“What floor do you want, bitch?” Marshall snarled impatiently. He had more important things to do with his time than wait around for stupid, arrogant boyband singers.

“Eight, please.” Justin said before falling silent not knowing what to say without sounding like an idiot.

― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Monday, 9 February 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

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