What artist would you choose as your wrestling tag team partner?

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Would you go for pure mass, like Big Pun? Or Henry Rollins? Or maybe a wussy IDM boy like Mike Paradinas? (Given the amount of trash he talks, he'd probably be more suited as a manager.) Would you be a 3 person team, or a whole stable? Would you come up with a catchy team name, or would it just be, fr'instance, Carrie B. and Leee?

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 16 February 2003 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

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"I'll crack your head with my karate stick!!!"

― Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 16 February 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I reckon a young Meat Loaf might have been pretty useful. And isn't wossname Spiller about 7' tall?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 16 February 2003 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

J Mascis, as long as he brings his guitar as an "equaliser"

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 16 February 2003 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Pig Champion from Poison Idea.

― Douglas (Douglas), Sunday, 16 February 2003 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I've said it before, I'll say it again: FEAR AESOP ROCK'S CHOKESLAM.
I might also pick DMX since he sounds like Booker T yelling Austin catchphrases ("WHAT?")
But who'd be a good Ric Flair/Eddy Guerrero "pretend to beg for mercy, then hit him in the balls when the ref's not looking" type?

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 16 February 2003 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

In terms of PURE PHECKING FURY, Yngwie obviously.

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 16 February 2003 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)

In answer to Nate's posit, Thom Yorke.

― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 16 February 2003 22:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Tad.

― maria b (maria b), Sunday, 16 February 2003 23:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd have Sleater Kinney for some HLA.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 16 February 2003 23:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Clearly......

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― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 16 February 2003 23:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Ian MacKaye, maybe. Wrestling loves bald guys.

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Sunday, 16 February 2003 23:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I can just see JR going "HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE, IT'S PHIL SELWAY!!!!!"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"DAMN YOU CHARLOTTE HATHERLY! DAMN YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL!"
"BY GAWD, BY GAWD, BY GAWD THAT 50 CENT IS A HOSS!"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:01 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe I could hook up with a crazy-old-man type that doesn't know when to retire but still isn't afraid to get cut up and beaten to high hell, which makes Iggy Pop the Terry Funk of the equation here.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Are we going back into "If Musicians Were Pro Wrestlers" territory again here? Man, that thread was great. I'm pretty sure Belle and Sebastian = Steve Corino as well, but I'm not totally sure why (came around in the mid 90s performing what was a retro style but a style so out of odds with the standard for workmanlike brawling of the time it set them apart and earned them a cult fanbase with enough members to send them into the mainstream, much imitated nowadays, never bettered).

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:35 (twenty-three years ago)

a three way tag team with brians chippendale and gibson.

or a single partner of glenn danzig

― ian johnson, Monday, 17 February 2003 00:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Can we pretend they are still alive for this one?

GG ALLIN.

YOU get near him!

Heads up!!!!

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

DMX

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:48 (twenty-three years ago)

andrew wk.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 17 February 2003 02:56 (twenty-three years ago)

He's got that Tajiri kicking thing going on, doesn't he?

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Monday, 17 February 2003 02:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Britney Spears. She STINKS so bad that I'm sure we'd win every match by DEFAULT.

― Pig Lips and Beef Ass, Monday, 17 February 2003 03:28 (twenty-three years ago)

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beware the kung fu chop of the former minister of fisheries!
Cabinet Ministers are too artists!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 17 February 2003 18:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Yoshimi. Esp if fighting Big Pink Robot Team.

Actually, I'd pick Makoto Kawabata, because even if we were defeated (me blindsided by a folding chair, him stranded in the middle of the ring unable to reach the rope) the rest of the Acid Mothers Massive would all come running out of the dressing room and unleash the fucking japanese psychedelic fury on our opponents, using moves like "Supernal Infinite Space" and "Mercurial Megatronic Meninx".

With guitars!

― Neudonym, Monday, 17 February 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd take pete, that giant-ass singer from type o negative.
for dys-o-negative's first match i'm callin out dj smith & awk.
¡yer goin dooooowwwwwwwn grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Why has the WWE not ripped off their gimmick? Sex-eh lay-deh and two sinister looking middle-aged men lay into the middle classes. You see? No need to break up the Holly cousins after all.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 17 February 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

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