Best Advice from a Rap Song?

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"Greed, Hate, Envy but cake will do
Fuck tha game don't let tha game fuck you
Follow tha rules say cool and rock jewels"
--Nelly, "Greed, Hate, Envy"

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 24 February 2003 06:08 (twenty-three years ago)

"put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 24 February 2003 06:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"Farrakhan's a prophet and I think you oughta listen to
What he can say to you"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 24 February 2003 06:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"i thug em fuck em love em leave em, but i dont fuckin need em
take em out tha hood, keep em lookin good, but i dont fuckin feed em"
jay-z

― Dude dog, Monday, 24 February 2003 06:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"If you're a fat girl gettin' your fuck on tonight go oooh oooh oooh oooh."

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 24 February 2003 06:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Tread Water

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 24 February 2003 06:18 (twenty-three years ago)

"Do the Fila!"

― Scott Seward, Monday, 24 February 2003 06:22 (twenty-three years ago)

"Here's is a message to tha super-hoes
just keep in mind when Jimmy grows
it grows and grows and grows so let it
but keep in mind about the epidemic
when Jimmy releases, boy it pleases
but what do you do about all these diseases?
Jimmy is Jimmy no matter what
so take care of Jimmy 'cause you know what's up"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 24 February 2003 06:22 (twenty-three years ago)

"im hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby I wanna get wit cha
and take ur pictcha
my homeboys tryed 2 warn me
but that butt u got makes me so horny"
-sir mix alot
Baby got back

― Savin All My Love 4 u (Savin 4ll my (heart) 4u), Monday, 24 February 2003 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"i'm immune to all viruses, i got the cocaine it clears out my sinuses"

― mallory bourgeois (painter man), Monday, 24 February 2003 06:34 (twenty-three years ago)

"life ain't nothin' but bitches and money," "fuck all y'all!" and "put a sock on that pickle!" -- Ice Cube

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 24 February 2003 06:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"Smoke weed every day."

Sike, you got played. Don't really do that, you'll grow dim.

― Famous Athlete, Monday, 24 February 2003 06:47 (twenty-three years ago)

"Don't Believe The Hype!"

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Monday, 24 February 2003 06:54 (twenty-three years ago)

INDUSTRY RULE #4080- RECORD COMPANY PEOPLE ARE SHAAADYYYYYYYYY...

― naturalaw-dp, Monday, 24 February 2003 07:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Love's gonna getchya

― JSizzler, Monday, 24 February 2003 08:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"You must learn"

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 24 February 2003 08:21 (twenty-three years ago)

"if you feel the urge to freak do the jitterbug..."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 24 February 2003 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

"Go see the doctor"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Monday, 24 February 2003 11:42 (twenty-three years ago)

"fucked up politics - those tie-wearin' bitches can suck my dick!"

― your null fame (yournullfame), Monday, 24 February 2003 11:53 (twenty-three years ago)

most of this is terrible advice..in fact, most of this is not even advice!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 24 February 2003 11:58 (twenty-three years ago)

"in order to survive, gotta learn to live with regrets"

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 24 February 2003 17:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"when you dis dre you dis yourself..."
-snoop

"don't just stand there, bust a move."
-young mc

"know the ledge."
-erik b. and rakim

"911 is a joke."
-flava flav

― jq higgins, Monday, 24 February 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

well you should keep quiet while the mc rap
but if you tired ... then go take a nap

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 February 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"words of wisdom from nas try to rise up above
keep an eye out for jake shorty what
one love"

― oops (Oops), Monday, 24 February 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

"you gotta wash your ass, if you must
you gotta wash your hair, if you must
you gotta brush your teeth, if you must
or else you'll be funkyyyyyyyy"

- del the funky homosapien

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 24 February 2003 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"You'll have no regrets, as long as you use your head.
The one that's on your neck and not the one that's in between your legs." AbRude

― oops (Oops), Monday, 24 February 2003 18:05 (twenty-three years ago)

something to the effect of: "When you ask 'where's hip hop at?' you should really be asking 'where am I at?'"
from Mos Def

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 24 February 2003 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

"I met a gypsy and she hipped me to some life game
To stimulate then activate the left and right brain
Said baby boy you only funky as your last cut
You focus on the past your ass'll be a has what
Thats one to live by or either that one to die to
I try to just throw it at you determine your own adventure"

― oops (Oops), Monday, 24 February 2003 18:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"Don't fuck with a bitch from the projects."

― mike a (mike a), Monday, 24 February 2003 18:19 (twenty-three years ago)

"Lookin' for a style like mine? You can't find it."

― mike a (mike a), Monday, 24 February 2003 18:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"FUCK GETTIN' MONEY FOR REAL GET FREEDOM." - Tariq Trotter, The Roots

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 February 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

"War's extremely serious and it saddens me."
Ghostface Killah.

"Shake ya ass, but watch yo'self."
Mystikal.

― Nick H, Monday, 24 February 2003 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

That was a Masta Killa quote I believe, not Ghostface

― oops (Oops), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

(pedant) isn't it masta killah who says that? (/pedant)

― schnell schnell, Monday, 24 February 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

when you get on the floor nigga throw dem bows!

― schnell schnell, Monday, 24 February 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

you don't want you don't wanna fuck with me-eeeeeeh cuz my name is ol dirtaaaaay!

― schnell schnell, Monday, 24 February 2003 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

forgive me for trying to bring some accuracy here.
Carry on with amusing yourself, schnell

― oops (Oops), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

disregard last post as I am a grumpy idiot

― oops (Oops), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry i just couldn't be bothered to delete my post after the new message message popped up

― schnell schnell, Monday, 24 February 2003 19:10 (twenty-three years ago)

(ie we posted at teh same time)

― schnell schnell, Monday, 24 February 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah i figured that out, hence me=idiot

― oops (Oops), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

'I only take beef with brocoli and rice' - jay-z song (I don't remember which one)

― sonic, Monday, 24 February 2003 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

A million magic crystals, painted pure and white
A multi-million dollars almost over night
Twice as sweet as sugar, twice as bitter as salt
And if you get hooked, baby, it's nobody else's fault, so don't do it!
-Sugarhill Gang

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Well it's on Ironman. Good advice nonetheless.

Aaron, that's the Furious Five.

― Nick H, Monday, 24 February 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

"Make up your mind, who you want to pump the butt?"

― Kool (nickalicious), Monday, 24 February 2003 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)

"Fuck with Tupac and pop goes Lou-weezy"

― matt riedl (veal), Monday, 24 February 2003 22:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"this beat is this beat is this beat is technotronic"

oh wait wrong genre

― Savin All My Love 4 u (Savin 4ll my (heart) 4u), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 05:38 (twenty-three years ago)

most of this is terrible advice..in fact, most of this is not even advice!

You're right. Silly us. We should be looking for real-life applicable instruction in pop music. Whatever are we thinking?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 05:44 (twenty-three years ago)

We should be looking for real-life applicable instruction in pop music.

I do. Which might be my problem.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 05:47 (twenty-three years ago)

"Don't ask me why I obsessively look to rock 'n' roll bands for some kind of model for a better society... I guess it's just that I glimpsed something beautiful in a flashbulb moment once, and perhaps mistaking it for a prophecy have been seeking its fulfillment ever since. And perhaps that nothing else in the world ever seemed to hold even this much promise."

-Lester Bangs

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 05:53 (twenty-three years ago)

aha yes that's a great article since it also proves how the clash aren't punk at all. i love late-period humanist lester.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't tell whether you're joking or not. Which might be my problem.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 05:56 (twenty-three years ago)

"You got two choices: You can dig your own grave, or you can be a Gravedigga."

― Evan (Evan), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 06:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck Lester!

― Dan I., Tuesday, 25 February 2003 06:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"My motto in the '90s is be happy making bucks."

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 25 February 2003 10:19 (twenty-three years ago)

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