cutting the cheese in public

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Have you ever farted in public either intentionally or unintentionally? And, if you did, were you identified as the culprit? And, if you were, how did you deal with it?

― jethro, Friday, 28 February 2003 01:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I love the fact that this ended up here. Are we supposed to talk about musicians who fart on stage? This could be good.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 February 2003 01:45 (twenty-three years ago)

lucas?

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 28 February 2003 01:47 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry about that.. i thought i was in ile.... anyway, i have farted many times at gigs... some really foul one but with the noise blaring and smoke swirling... who the fuck can really tell where the whiffs are coming from? I also fart on the plane alot... sometimes I am really at odds why no one starts screaming at me because I know I am always the prime suspect.

― jethro, Friday, 28 February 2003 01:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought this was going to be a play on the old "growing up in public" adage. Can someone please further develop this analogy?

― Adam A. (Keiko), Friday, 28 February 2003 01:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't care, everybody farts except for girls and Dave Matthews, and who wants to be Dave Matthews.

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Friday, 28 February 2003 02:19 (twenty-three years ago)

if dave matthews does not fart how do you explain that horrid smell that's always about him?

― jethro (jethro), Friday, 28 February 2003 02:24 (twenty-three years ago)

stench of failure

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 28 February 2003 02:25 (twenty-three years ago)

does dave matthews look like tom hanks to you?

― jethro (jethro), Friday, 28 February 2003 02:33 (twenty-three years ago)

If Dave Matthews looks like Tom Hanks, who would his musical counterpart be in Busom Buddies?

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Friday, 28 February 2003 04:45 (twenty-three years ago)

The lead singer of Silverchair?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 February 2003 04:47 (twenty-three years ago)

.. But Dave Matthews looks more like Jeremy Piven.. So I guess his counterpart would be one of the Indigo Girls.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 28 February 2003 13:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"baggy dungarees leave me room to breathe/in a room full of crackers I might cut the cheese"

― Bobby D Gray (bedhead), Friday, 28 February 2003 13:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Dave Matthews + Jeremy Piven = my roommate. and my roommate farts, oh yes he does.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 28 February 2003 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

fourteen years pass...

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/5wrg0v/i_25f_recently_told_my_coworker_27f_about_my/

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 00:10 (nine years ago)

"Signed, Stephen Bannon."

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 00:36 (nine years ago)

thank for bumping this thread and thereby reminding me of the expression 'cut the cheese', which I haven't thought about in at least a few years

― flopson, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 01:24 (nine years ago)

always makes me think of Freaks and Geeks since Bill is fond of that phrase

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 01:38 (nine years ago)

Always reminds me of Public Enemy:

Suckers, ducks, ho-hum emcees
You can't rock the kid, so go cut the cheese

― “Remember,” he says, “Noddy Holder is a gangster.” (contenderizer), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 20:14 (nine years ago)

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