Taking sexy sides: who is hotter Stephen Malkmus or Dean Wareham?

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I often think of the two together in my mind.

I guess SM would generally get the vote, but maybe Dean has the sexier voice?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 March 2003 02:39 (twenty-three years ago)

SM. I bet he's terrible in bed, though.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 March 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

But I hear he's a whiz at Scrabble.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 10 March 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

He has a great girlfriend.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 March 2003 02:50 (twenty-three years ago)

is this some sort of sick revenge for the (admittedly tasteless) hot indie chick thread?

If so, nice going.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 10 March 2003 02:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I find it horrible to imagine that anyone would fine Dean Wareham's voice sexy. It just seems so wrong.

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Monday, 10 March 2003 03:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I saw Dean perform last night, actually, at the Nat'l Club of Arts on Grammercy Park.

Steve Malkmus should be hit on the head with a shovel.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 10 March 2003 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Dean has dreamier eyes. They both have voluptuous adams apples so it's a tie there. You know who used to be really sexy? Tom from the Mekons when he sang in that falsetto.Don't know about now though. Haven't seen them in years.

― Scott Seward, Monday, 10 March 2003 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Plus,S.M. is too patrician-y.That nose is right out of Wodehouse.

― Scott Seward, Monday, 10 March 2003 03:49 (twenty-three years ago)

ha ha

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 March 2003 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Hotter temperature wise? And is it taken orally or rectally? I have no idea, really.

― Davlo (Davlo), Monday, 10 March 2003 04:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Dean has the I went to Harvard thing down pat, Steve just looked dishelveled.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 10 March 2003 06:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Luna still good, SM has sucked for years. It's tough being, err, involved with bad musicians, legendary or not.

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 10 March 2003 06:56 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Dean's voice is super-sexier than SM's. Sexier songs, too. Ergo.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 10 March 2003 07:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you also turned on by Kermit The Frog?

― Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:47 (twenty-three years ago)

matthew is my nu-god.

i am with jody on this one.

― geeta (geeta), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I have to say that SM has been been number 1 on my "top 5 living musicians in the present era" list for a while. What can I say, I lurve the tall, skinny boys with dishevelednessiness going on. I actually think he would be fine in bed. There was that nerve article a couple of years back that interviewed him and his girlfriend Heather about their fucking perferences. They seemed healthy and boisterous. Plus he says he's 8 inches hard... a girl can dream. And it's about time someone beat me at scrabble again.

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 10 March 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

no, I'm turned on by dorks on internet message boards, asshole

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 10 March 2003 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

they both get a big "ew" from me sexywise. But if I had to pick I'd go for Dean. Less ironic rock posing.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

OH NO! MATOS VS. BEEBS - THE BATTLE OF BROOKLYN FITE! OH NO!

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 10 March 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

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