If (X) album was a person, what kind of person would it be?

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Inspired by getting a promo copy of Lisa Germano's new album Lullaby For Liquid Pig...in an alternate universe, this album is a sweet sad absolutely tanked girl. It's not just the drunkest record I've ever heard, it actually is a drunk.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 19:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Duran Duran's "Notorious" is Joan Collins drunk at a Palladium party in 1987.

― maria b (maria b), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

The"... Trail of Dead" record is working part time at Kinkos and attending art classes at community college

― girl scout heroin (iamamonkey), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Bright Eyes' "Lifted" would be Conor Oberst making a woodcut of himself.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 02:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Girl Scout..... that observation is the most accurate fucking thing I've read in ages. LOL :)

― maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:14 (twenty-three years ago)

The Justin Timberlake album has just joined an expensive new gym, it needs to look good for the ladies at a West End bar where the DJ plays bootlegs of stuff from three Feet High and Rising. It also drives one of those cars that says "On A Mission" on it.

T Rex's Electric Warrior is an androgynous and impossibly sexually magnetic member of a mythical aristocracy, clad in a silver boiler suit.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

The Interpol record is looking at its reflection in the window of the Mercedes dealership where it cleans cars after arriving on the bus

― girl scout heroin (iamamonkey), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 23:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Lift Yr. Skinny Fists... is a person seeing an building crumbling right before them.

― Andrzej B. (Andrzej B.), Thursday, 20 March 2003 00:32 (twenty-three years ago)

...and Einstürzende Neubauten's 'Strategies Against Architecture', while virtually demolishing the building right before them, is simultaneously building whole new cities in its many mind's-eyes

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 20 March 2003 01:04 (twenty-three years ago)

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