Who says you need to be shaggable to be in a girl group?

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B*Witched, 3 of the 4 birds out of short lived Spice rip offs Vanilla, Mel C, Geri, The Weather Girls, The Reynolds Sisters, the ugly one out of Sugababes, Shampoo... I wouldn't give them one.

No wonder the chubby chick on Pop Stars never got in the band...

― Calum, Friday, 21 March 2003 13:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

if you want to obsess over sex there is a special place for you called ILE

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 21 March 2003 13:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nah, not as much fun.

Let the PC begin!!!!!!!

― Calum, Friday, 21 March 2003 13:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

who said calum is a one trick pony? this thread confirms him as a multi-dimensional humorist...

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 21 March 2003 13:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

i have no desire to get PC on you, and i haven't really been offended by any of your threads but...it's all so...YAWWWWWNNN!

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 21 March 2003 13:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

bleh

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 21 March 2003 13:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bleh. I certainly wouldn't bleh one in Mel C that's for sure. The Geordie out of the Sugababes though... mmmmmmmm.

― calum, Friday, 21 March 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

please no more! it's not even funny! it's not even winding people up, it's just boring them to tears!

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 21 March 2003 13:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Me reckons Kilian would like to give Mel C a tongue bath...

― Calum, Friday, 21 March 2003 13:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

― calum, Friday, 21 March 2003 13:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

i take it back, you are funny!

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 21 March 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

*ahem*....................................................................................................................................

ummmm, wait for, it

I just wanted to, uhhhh.........................................

If you want my opinion, it's....hmmmm............................................................................................................................

hold on

just a minute......................................................................................................

*cough*

(drum roll)

"....bleh"

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 21 March 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who says you need to be funny to be an internet-comedian?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am actually pleased that Mel C has gone all attractive again (eg got rid of that awful straw hair).

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

According to that compatibility-with-the-stars website, Mel C and I are 99% compatible. Oh, the solace of internet statistics in a lonely life...*sigh*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Whats blue? is best joke ever!

― girl scout heroin (iamamonkey), Friday, 21 March 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

if you want to obsess over sex there is a special place for you called ILE
-- Ronan

Awwwwwww....they kicked me off of there too....

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Saturday, 22 March 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who kicked you off BK and why? It takes a very special sort of person to find themselves exited off of ILE and I don't remember you as that special.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 23 March 2003 00:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

there's no Geordie in the Sugababes...Heidi's from Liverpool, i thought the other two were from London

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 23 March 2003 00:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who kicked you off BK and why? It takes a very special sort of person to find themselves exited off of ILE and I don't remember you as that special.
-- That Girl

You are right, Girl. I am NOT special and take pride in being far from it.

And please, if you would, just scratch all that dirty sex talk that I put on your crime sucks thread.

Crime Sucks

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Sunday, 23 March 2003 17:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

I missed that BK. Thanks for the practical advice.

And BTW I meant special in a BeckyLucas or I AM A WEREWOLF kind of way which is a whol' 'nother kind of special. ;)

― That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 23 March 2003 23:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

five years pass...

Anyone have (a) the current issue of Record Collector magazine, (b) a scanner and (c) enough kindless to post Calum's Q&A interview with TATU on here?

― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 3 July 2008 13:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Hoped to bump This is the thread where ILM makes an arguement for why popular music should never, ever be linked to selling sex or any form of sexual fantasy...(caution - nudity) but it was locked :(

― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 3 July 2008 13:05 (fifteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calum_Waddell

^^^bigger star than both me and Miss AMP, clearly

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 3 July 2008 13:08 (fifteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/CGrlfrnd

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 3 July 2008 13:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Taboo Breakers: 18 ~~Films~~ ILX Threads That Courted Controversy and Created a Legend, by c-man

― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 3 July 2008 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ automatic changing of Ca1um Wadd3ll there

― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 3 July 2008 13:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Shame C-Man wasn't around for the meta era.

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 3 July 2008 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link

if you want to obsess over sex there is a special place for you called ILE
-- Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 21 March 2003 13:15 (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 3 July 2008 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks but i read that already

― blueski, Thursday, 3 July 2008 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link

He is known to frequent concerts and movie theatres and taunt people for their bad taste in movies and has been bottled by NEDS more then twice in Glasgow.

― Mark G, Thursday, 3 July 2008 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Thought this thread was going to be about Girlicious.

― libcrypt, Thursday, 3 July 2008 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link

As if he wouldn't have given one the Shampoo birds one.

― edwardo, Thursday, 3 July 2008 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link

One of Shampoo was alright.

― chap, Thursday, 3 July 2008 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calum_Waddell...

"his work has been published in such magazines as Neo, Dreamwatch, Impact and Fangoria"

I have never heard of any of these magazines...

― snoball, Thursday, 3 July 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Calum_Waddell&diff=194619589&oldid=188127931

― sleep, Thursday, 3 July 2008 14:38 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.diggerfilms.com/soagravedigger/photos/zombie2006/DSC_FANGORIA2.jpg

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 3 July 2008 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's a great interview with Iain Dowie.

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 3 July 2008 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link

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