Who reckons Cliff Richard is going to heaven for being such a nice man?

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I hear he doesn't even interfere with himself and resists the desire to sneak a glance at the top shelf when he walks into his village newsagents.

― Calum, Thursday, 27 March 2003 10:22 (twenty-three years ago)

"oh, cliff
sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if
you really are a cliff
when fascists keep trying to push you over it
are they the lemmings?
or are you cliff?"

― your null fame (yournullfame), Thursday, 27 March 2003 10:26 (twenty-three years ago)

he had sex twice in his life. with his bandmate's wife, of all people. maybe god will forgive him, maybe he won't.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 27 March 2003 10:37 (twenty-three years ago)

He's going to HELL, if only for this.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 March 2003 10:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Cliff's screwed cos it turns out the Buddhists were right all along

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 27 March 2003 10:56 (twenty-three years ago)

he is going to heaven just for devil woman and wired for sound.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 27 March 2003 11:09 (twenty-three years ago)

"he is going to heaven just for devil woman"

i think god will actually be displeased at Cliff invoking the Dark Lord through song. But perhaps "Wired For Sound" redeems him. Shed 7 covered it...

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 27 March 2003 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Unless he is going to Hell for playing South Africa during Apartheid, I guess he has quite the right kind of odds. :-)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 27 March 2003 11:45 (twenty-three years ago)

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