So I was perusing the current cover story on Rollingstone.com, when I came across this interesting snippet of information. In the article (written by Jenny Eliscu), Avril's drummer Matt Brann said this about the eighteen year-old pop queen:"The first night we hung out, she took us to a bar. Within five minutes she's like, 'We're gonna do body shots. Pour salt on my neck and then lick it.' We were doing tequila, tequila, tequila right away. I was like, 'This girl is insane. This is going to be like Motley Crue.' "Could this be for real? If you don't know anything about Motley Crue, they were one of the 1980's most notorious posse of drug abusers, injecting alcohol into their bloodstreams with syringes before shows because it was more potent than just drinking it, and shooting up the most brutal of substances during their off time. And this Brann fellow is suggesting that this might be the future of Avril Lavigne? Music lovers, rejoice.Sure, alcohol is a far cry from smack, but give her a chance, she's only eighteen. And as the rock industry puts more and more pressure on her to record more "sell-out" songs, thus depleting her true badass image, she will grow into habits of using harder and more dangerous drugs. The story is all too familiar. My theory is that within two years we will be hearing first-hand about an Avril OD on MTV News.Well, it's not so much a theory as it is just plain old wishful thinking. And seriously - she doesn't even have to die from it. I'd settle for some good old fashioned paralysis, or at least something that permanently damages vocal chords or her ability to play guitar. Or maybe she could have a memory lapse, forgetting all about her brief run of success and her bitchy attitude, and instead choosing a completely different path down which to walk for the rest of her life - preferably a fry cook or street worker (and by street worker, I mean prostitute). Hey, maybe she could be an Old Navy model. Wouldn't that be some righteous irony? But for now, all there is to do is hope and keep checking the news.- Kevin Davis, February 28, 2003
So what do you think about this?
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)
― Sam Jeffries (samjeff), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)
HAHA!
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:14 (twenty-three years ago)
― Cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)
Whew...at least they weren't doing it during working hours.
― Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)
Double-jointed too. Wowza.
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)
Have you ever told someone to drop dead?
― mei (mei), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:18 (twenty-three years ago)
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 27 March 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)
¡¡¡¡viva la AVRILution!!!!
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)
― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 27 March 2003 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)
― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)
― girl scout heroin (iamamonkey), Thursday, 27 March 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)
― justin s., Friday, 28 March 2003 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)
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― goole, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 16:20 (fourteen years ago)