God's sick joke: who WOULD you choose to have your children?

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It's the end of civilisation following a nuclear war that begins at a Coldplay concert when people suddenly wake up and realise what utter shit they are listening too. Unperturbed, Chris Martin shows his true colours and blows himself up in an act of JIHAD releasing poisonous gas all over the world. Slowly countries sink and Martin reveals himself as THE DEVIL. God comes down from heaven and picks you, Cliif Richard and former 007 George Lazenby to start a master race. BUT it turns out God has a sick, perverted and cruel sense of humour and leaves you with the following birds to impregnante:

Sonia
Kelly Osbourne
Alison Moyet
Missy Elliot
Karen O

So come on big boy, where do you start?

― Calum, Friday, 28 March 2003 12:18 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought Calum had split up...

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 28 March 2003 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

http://haxor.slashgod.net/albums/diediedie/agw.gif

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 28 March 2003 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jeez. Do you ever leave this forum to, you know, do stuff Pashmina?

― Calum, Friday, 28 March 2003 14:25 (twenty-three years ago)

That ROCKED, Norman. As a moderator can you have that automatically insert in everyone of Calum's threads??

― Samson, Friday, 28 March 2003 14:28 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

Oh man this needs thought about more...

― Calz (Calz), Sunday, 25 May 2003 14:13 (twenty-three years ago)

...to start a master race.
This clause of the question gives me the creeps. Am I supposed to read something sinister into it, or am I just being cynical?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

You're being cynical. I'm just trying to ask which one of these ugly birds you'd be most likely to bone if humankind depended on it. I'll add chunky chick from Soul 2 Soul as well... gives you more opportunities.

― Calz (Calz), Sunday, 25 May 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know about this, not sure if you all remember but I don't feel that TD doesn't favour any of the factions. I feel it's the most restrictive of GLA, as TD is only 3 thin alleys, thus you cannot easily avoid a head-on fight. The GLA need room to outmaneuver.

There is mixed opinion (judging from this forum's posts) on whether US or China perform better. Tomahawks absolutely dominate the center, however China can cut off all the chokes and derricks.

TD is effectively a bowling alley, you have the center and the gutters, and there are many narrow chokes that you must get by. GLA can't do nearly as much as the other two factions around chokes. There is also little room to hide networks as there are no out of the way areas. Also no one can clear the buildings in center as easily/cheaply as the US.

I would agree that everyone knows TD and that all 3 factions stand a chance, but the rest I don't completely agree with. I think symmetrical maps where there is more space to maneuver (preferable square in shape, as rectangular forces things into chokes) are perhaps easier to make fair.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 25 May 2003 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

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