Bands that should get the "Shitty Hitler"

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Lemme explain..

Ok, whilst exchangng emails in the top secret government agency that I work for, which is what we do there to pass the time, we did a "what would be the awfullest thing to do to someone visiting the building" thing, and one of the ideas that developed was the "Shitty Hitler".

Basically, you collect about 170 lbs of feces, mold it into a mannequin, then dress it in a Nazi outfit, and drop it on someone from a height of around 100 feet, like off a building or something. It hits them, splatters them with shit, and give them a concussion, maybe broken bones, and they have a shitty nazi uniform laying on them. It would definetely fuck my day up if it happened to me.

I would like to hit Good Charlette and Avril Lavingenge and Axl Rose with a Shitty Hitler.

What about you?

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Saturday, 29 March 2003 07:12 (twenty-three years ago)

AJ and FREE from 106 and park.

― dirrty jd, Saturday, 29 March 2003 07:56 (twenty-three years ago)

oh wait. bands.

lightning bolt

― dirt, Saturday, 29 March 2003 07:57 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.o-reading.co.uk/live/interviews/ashwheeler/ash.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 29 March 2003 10:54 (twenty-three years ago)

http://artistdirectrecords.com/mediatoolkit/smilezandsouthstar/ss_2.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 March 2003 11:42 (twenty-three years ago)

The vote for Ash seconded. They suck SO BAD live. In addition to getting a shitty Hitler, they should get a shitty Mussolini, a shitty Franco Franco, a shitty Stalin, and, for good measure, a shitty George W. Bush.

― justin s., Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, "Shitty Mussolini" has a good ring to it... band name, anyone?

― justin s., Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

How about a "Bowel Movement-y Bin Laden"?

I'll get my coat.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex in NYC: Who are the two homeboys?

― Evan (Evan), Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex In NYC is OTM about Smilez & Southstar. Shit heil!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Self & Anthony in AGREEMENT SHOCKAH!

HONOR THE CHARLOTTE!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Smilez & Southstar?? Who are they??

?????

― Evan (Evan), Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

A pair of assholes.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 29 March 2003 20:32 (twenty-three years ago)

A "these are bands I dislike" thread with a confounding, hilarious premise, is still yet another fucking "these are the bands I dislike" thread.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 29 March 2003 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

But c'mon. You can't beat the conceptual edifice of this thread with a stick. (Well, you could, but you'd get a touch messy afterwards.) I rather like it.

― justin s., Saturday, 29 March 2003 23:51 (twenty-three years ago)

eddie vedder.

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 30 March 2003 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

alex, i think your hatred of smilez and southstar has already outlasted their career. keep on truckin'!!!

― your null fame (yournullfame), Sunday, 30 March 2003 00:12 (twenty-three years ago)

i thought maybe that was kriss kross all grown-up

― keith (keithmcl), Sunday, 30 March 2003 00:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Wouldn't it be a "shit Hitler," though?

― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 30 March 2003 03:27 (twenty-three years ago)

It'd be a Shitler.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 30 March 2003 03:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Ja Rule, the little midget motherfucker fool.
And 50-Cent, but he's already a piece of shit.

May they shoot eachother up with Shitlers and hit Ashitty and Enema-M (with peanuts) in the process.

― Masaccio, The Evil Fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, Sunday, 30 March 2003 03:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Are people sitting around on a Saturday night googling for "shit" AND "Hitler?"

― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 30 March 2003 04:42 (twenty-three years ago)

No, but if you do a Google search you find *THIS*
Which, if you ask me, is much more disturbing.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 30 March 2003 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I would say RHCP. But it'd probably give Kiedis inspiration for yet more of his 'funky rhymes'.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 30 March 2003 08:28 (twenty-three years ago)

A "these are bands I dislike" thread with a confounding, hilarious premise, is still yet another fucking "these are the bands I dislike" thread.

To an extent, you're right Nate. But, when you get down to it, http://www.o-reading.co.uk/live/interviews/ashwheeler/ash.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 30 March 2003 08:40 (twenty-three years ago)

REM

nuff sed.

― hep, Sunday, 30 March 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/aboutmusic/images/homemanics.jpg

― Gatinha (rwillmsen), Sunday, 30 March 2003 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow, this half-drunk idea for a thread really took off. But, please, It's a Shitty Hitler, not a Shit Hitler or a Shitler. It needs all syllables for full effect. I do like the Shitty Mussolini and Shitty Stalin ideas, though.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 30 March 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

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