You're in a time machine and you have to frame rock stars for crimes that they did not commit, who do you pick?

You get big phaser gun which makes your chosen victim go 'Yergggghhhhaaaarghh' when aimed at their bum and they suddenly die in a unique way but with the fingerprints of whomever you want to frame all over their flacid, dead body. How does this happen? IT JUST DOES OKAY? Anyway, the God of organised crime gives you this when you discover it hidden in an old abandoned locker in the local train station. Given a time machine and a bleach blonde job on your pubic hair you are told to frame 10 dastardly rock stars from times past and present for crimes that they did not commit and then sit back and laugh as they are taken to prison for life. So who would you make eliminate who?

1) Bono from U2 framed for killing The Pope
2) Chris Martin framed for killing Prince Charles
3) Fred Durst framed for killing George Bush
4) Elton John framed for killing Princess Di
5) All of Slipknot framed for killing Hanson
6) Celine Dion framed for killing Giant Haystacks
7) Richard Ashcroft framed for killing Bob the Builder
8) Victoria Beckham framed for killing Margaret Thatcher
9) Cliff Richard framed for killing Jesus Christ
10) Nicky Wire framed for killing Frank Skinner