What about you?
― Millar (Millar), Friday, 6 June 2003 22:42 (twenty years ago) link
R. Kelly probably deserves a beatdown.
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 6 June 2003 22:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 June 2003 23:01 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 6 June 2003 23:05 (twenty years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 6 June 2003 23:09 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 23:10 (twenty years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 6 June 2003 23:12 (twenty years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 6 June 2003 23:14 (twenty years ago) link
Can I count the "Add It Up" scene from Reality Bites?
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 6 June 2003 23:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 June 2003 23:40 (twenty years ago) link
― King Kobra (King Kobra), Friday, 6 June 2003 23:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Aja (aja), Saturday, 7 June 2003 00:17 (twenty years ago) link
― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 June 2003 00:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Mike Taylor (mjt), Saturday, 7 June 2003 01:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 7 June 2003 01:05 (twenty years ago) link
― William R Henderson (Cabin Essence), Saturday, 7 June 2003 01:36 (twenty years ago) link
Yeah. Until you hear the song. And that blows the article away.
― King Kobra (King Kobra), Saturday, 7 June 2003 02:12 (twenty years ago) link
That singer from The Vines
Richard Ashcroft
― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 7 June 2003 02:21 (twenty years ago) link
- all the people i went to high school with.
- the guitar player in the band i auditioned for when i was 19.
- jay-z, 50 cent (though these are not actually musicians and should be much higher on the list)
- anyone who plays in a new-style "rock duo" involving either guitar and drums or bass and drums. particularly white stripes for nauseating me, lightning bolt for annoying me.
- sigur ros
- carl newman from the new pornographers
- david gedge (you can't moan, can you?)
- lou barlow (a punch in the nose)
- ahhh fuck it.
― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Saturday, 7 June 2003 04:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Millar (Millar), Saturday, 7 June 2003 05:33 (twenty years ago) link
― T. Weiss (Timmy), Saturday, 7 June 2003 06:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Hank Ten Beer (kenan), Saturday, 7 June 2003 06:27 (twenty years ago) link
"Take that, you dope smoking, hamburger eating, 'twisted genius'"
― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 7 June 2003 06:38 (twenty years ago) link
― your null fame (yournullfame), Saturday, 7 June 2003 07:08 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 7 June 2003 07:12 (twenty years ago) link
― daria g, Saturday, 7 June 2003 09:11 (twenty years ago) link
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 7 June 2003 10:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 7 June 2003 10:44 (twenty years ago) link
you'll be saying R1ff Rand0m are the future of rock and roll next.
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Saturday, 7 June 2003 11:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Saturday, 7 June 2003 11:31 (twenty years ago) link
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2003/06/07/MN243223.DTL
But Richard too, obviously.
― Momus (Momus), Saturday, 7 June 2003 11:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 7 June 2003 11:57 (twenty years ago) link
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Saturday, 7 June 2003 12:57 (twenty years ago) link
― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 7 June 2003 13:29 (twenty years ago) link
― g.s (kissmyfist), Saturday, 7 June 2003 14:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 7 June 2003 15:48 (twenty years ago) link
My choice: Good Charlotte
― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Saturday, 7 June 2003 16:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 7 June 2003 16:27 (twenty years ago) link
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 7 June 2003 16:40 (twenty years ago) link
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 7 June 2003 16:48 (twenty years ago) link
― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 7 June 2003 17:22 (twenty years ago) link
― N. Ron, Saturday, 7 June 2003 19:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Mike Taylor (mjt), Saturday, 7 June 2003 21:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 June 2003 21:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Mike Taylor (mjt), Saturday, 7 June 2003 21:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Franklin Ambrose (Franklin Ambrose), Saturday, 7 June 2003 21:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 7 June 2003 21:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Jrvision (visionjr), Saturday, 7 June 2003 21:50 (twenty years ago) link
― kephm, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:08 (twenty years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:09 (twenty years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 18:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:15 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:17 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:18 (twenty years ago) link
MOST of KISS
definitely BONO and i'm irish myself so fuck off.
Peter Frampton..
― sarah mcc______, Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:21 (twenty years ago) link
Anti-semite!
(ducks, runs, hides, etc.)
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 12 June 2003 00:53 (twenty years ago) link
― dave q, Thursday, 12 June 2003 06:27 (twenty years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 12 June 2003 08:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Tad (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 June 2003 08:59 (twenty years ago) link
the only person i ever "punched" as a "grown-up" is swellsy! (i slapped his baldy head once at the nme when he was OH irritating me so much, and he hit me back really hard on the arm, to "teach me respect for violence" = HIS ACTUAL WORDS!!)
(ps i heart swellsy despite all and this wz just youthful omega males dicking around in too confined a space long ago)
― mark s (mark s), Thursday, 12 June 2003 09:06 (twenty years ago) link
for a start
― frenchbloke, Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:12 (twenty years ago) link
I love that story!
― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 12 June 2003 14:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:10 (twenty years ago) link
― frenchbloke, Thursday, 12 June 2003 16:16 (twenty years ago) link
How did this one slide by?
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 3 October 2003 22:14 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 3 October 2003 22:22 (twenty years ago) link
http://www.thunderchunky.co.uk/the-feeling-header.jpg
Look at him!
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.scrubs-fr.net/encyclo/personnages/images/13.jpg
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link
You'll have to narrow that down a bit.
― mei (mei), Monday, 5 June 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link
oh dear lord, that's funny. It's like the desire to punch is there first. It's like William Burroughs saying that white people like to marshall the army before there are any enemies
― nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Monday, 5 June 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link
That Buggles-looking motherfucker from Hot Chip
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 13:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Would be really cool to punch Yngwie Malmsteen in his face and release his fucking fury. :)
― Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 13:37 (fifteen years ago) link
i'd pay $10 to punch trent reznor in the face
― the sir weeze, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 14:13 (fifteen years ago) link
this is an angry thread
― Kevin Keller, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Can't believe no-one's suggested that fucking Kaiser Chiefs drummer.
― nate woolls, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd like to line up The Decemberists and give them a collective face-slap...
― henry s, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh god me too, he is the walking, breathing epitome of all that is shite about modern music.
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Carlos Santana.
Johnny Bovril from Razorlight.
― Sven Hassel Schmuck, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Any "freak-folk"/"psych-folk" musician who is not Skip Spence (and he's dead, so that'd just be mean and pointless).
I was gonna say Jim O'Rourke too, but Peter Brotzmann (allegedly) will beat me to it.
― Sara Sara Sara, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/rollins.jpg
― DavidM, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
3/5 of The Strokes based on their faces / expressions alone.
― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link
man if you get a shot at Rollins you better not miss, that's all I'm gonna say...
― henry s, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 18:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd rather target someone who is stupid rich, absurdly self-important & prone to violent outbursts (Axl Rose, say) and antagonize them to the point where they punch me. Hello early retirement..
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 05:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Glenn Danzig, but many have beaten me to that punch.
― Eater of Mexicans (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link
danzig is like 5"3" tough guy
― the night of counting the years (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 05:56 (fifteen years ago) link
5"3"? What's that, measuring up and then out?
― Lower GI Joe (libcrypt), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 06:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Let's be real here, Axl would probably just throw a diva-fit rather than fight back.
― mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 08:26 (fifteen years ago) link
OK then, DMX. Eminem? Scott Stapp.
― Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 08:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Rose Melberg
― endangered cocktails, fish house punch, frivolous filly (unregistered), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link
I would go to town on Pharrell Williams, for sure. He's probably my most loathed of all musicians. Then I'd make a trip over to Steve Aoki's house. . .(not that he can be called a musician), and Busy P, that dude needs a bout with some sort of unpleasant pox.
― Their time's limited, hard rocks, too (mehlt), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link
How in the world have we made it this far without a DevBan mention? Him then.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link
omg 5 years ago is embarrassing jesus
― BODY PROP (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 November 2008 02:33 (fifteen years ago) link
embarrassing, jesus
haha you were right the first time.
rollins has been punched in the face zillions of times! didn't y'all read GET IN THE VAN??
hatin' on the strokes in 08 is funny though.
^^do not hit gary higgins or bill fay in the face they are old (and maybe dead in fay's case)
― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 13 November 2008 02:41 (fifteen years ago) link
i think i'm going to try these crazy login names the kids are so crazy about these days.
― 'RAPPERS I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF PUNCHING IN THE FACE?' (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 13 November 2008 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link
I can't imagine hating on Puffy. He is like a fountain of amusement.
― mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Thursday, 13 November 2008 07:48 (fifteen years ago) link
you've come a long way, baby
― thomp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link