When will we get sick of manufactured music?

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After all, it's a pandemic that's destroying music, right?

Okay, so maybe it's not quite destroying music. Real music, made the old fashion way, goes on as strong as ever in various places, just as serious literature continues to be written right along with all the crap.If you don't like something, don't listen to it. Teenage girls need something to listen to. What would the poor corporate radio stations play with out it? Do you want them to go out of business, Harrumph you heartless bastard?! And yes, it's as old, at least, as the Monkees.


But in the last decade it's risen to levels of ridiculousness and in-your-facesness never before dreamt of. I don't know how this is in the States, but in Germany their are actually several tv shows, some going into their 3 or fourth seasons, who purpose it is to manufacture "popstars", "superstars" "teenstars",etc. Not only do they build these "musicians" from scratch and make all the banally catchy music for them, they put every aspect of this process on tv (and in magazines) so they they can sell you more product while you watch your product being made. Is nobody else slightly bothered by this?

Harrumph!, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

no, just you

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Shut your trap crybaby.
KHH+Clay Aiken=True Love 4 LIFE!!!!

Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

This might be a good place to mention a few things that I'd like to sell. I've been doing some house cleaning. These items are as follows:

- one telephone (yellow, rotary, a little nicked up)
- one buggy (no horse, like new)
- one Atari 5200 (w/ games: Kaboom!, Joust)
- one popcorn maker (might not operate)
- one floor-standing fan (will dust off before selling)

Andy K (Andy K), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Andy, when we will get sick of manufactured popcorn?

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(I guess you already have)

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Andy K do not hate on floor-standing fans, they are the bomb

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

big ups to floor-standing fans

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in too

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I only listen to live performances of music played on rocks, sticks, and small bundles of leaves.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

There is no such thing as non-manufactured music, so the entire thesis of your rant is invalid.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

also, the 'american idol' model has antecedents going back as far as you'd care to look

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

without my floor-standing fan, i'd be a baked ham of a man

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

(to be read in nipsy russell voice)

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, hyper-manufactured television-kraut-pop sounds like a totally awesome genre.

Do the contestants ever sing about nihilism?

Mike Taylor (mjt), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

and if they don't, can we call in and cast our vote for more nihilist pop standards?

Mike Taylor (mjt), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it would be nice if the industry that manufactures pop stars could step up and industrialize to a mass production level. Once this is accomplished, the economy of scale would allow even working-class Americans to purchase their own pop stars, to be kept in the backyard and brought out to entertain at the kids' sleepovers. A word of warning, though: while it will be adorable to watch your household pop star guest on the neighbors' pop stars tracks, or do cameos in their videos, you should remember that if left unattended they may date or even be rumored to be engaged, something that will end in heartbreak and/or crappy Justin Timberlake remixes with 50 Cent calling out Britney like he cares either way. SPAY OR NEUTER YOUR POP STARS.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

nitsuh have i told you lately that i love you?

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i casually watched some documentaries on One True Voice and then S Club earlier and i do get sick of the whole fickleness of the commentating on the subject - everyone is so fucking clueless about the whole deal and the overall tone of the programmes is quite snarky and dismissive. the type of thing thats even more throwaway than the music. i'm not sure how long its been the case that bands are judged as successes only, and i mean ONLY, if they have a number 1 hit, even if thats just for one week, AND the track is recognised as being 'good' by some pretty weak criteria by various pop critics. of course One True Voice haven't got a hope and come across as quite pathetic victims of their own hapless medicority, while Girls Aloud are a 'success' because they had the 'Christmas number 1' - which is so important we all know - but in addition their music is created by sharper, younger minds keen to give the act a recognisable (tho not particularly convincing) sense of 'attitude' that at least reflects to a degree in the music (tho its really just pretty whizzbang magpie method with reliable hooks but lacking the creative musical nous of the hipper American producers) if not the girls themselves, who it seems to me are just as bland as OTV, 'abusive attack incidents' not withstanding. but then i'm older, so dont watch enough kids TV to know whether GA have the same kind of dynamic as the Spice Girls, which may not be what they're aiming for but you would've thought would provide a benchmark for them to match somehow (which you could they do purely on the basis that their 2 singles are better/as good as first 2 Spice Girls records, i guess).

meanwhile, Will Young and Gareth Gates are becoming a little conspicous by their absence. and i'm surprised the American Idol winners have not entered the UK & European market (more likely they would have a hit here with any old crap unlike Will or Gareth or even Girls Aloud in the States).

still, the only thing that really bugs me about the whole thing, along with what seems to me to be a real case of 'championing mediocrity to ridiculous new heights' (but thats a general problem thats affecting bands in other genres e.g. Coldplay/Travis, a lot of hip hop and garage as well, tho its down to personal opinion, expectation and preferences i suppose....comparable to the reception of films like Matrix Reloaded which are adored and despised in equal measure and for a wide range of reasons ranging from the superficial/shallow to the deep and complex), is how the Popstars process demystifies the image of the pop star. MTV are also guilty of this with their myriad docus focussing ever more intensely on the 'personalities' rather than the music. the argument goes that people will go for pop stars they can relate to so they are portrayed as normal people with no trace of 'tortured genius' or 'wild and debauched sexiness' or any kind of mystique, spontaneity or downright surrealism at all. makes no sense to me. a 'pop act' like The Streets will appeal to me because of that particular 'honesty' that is being presented in the music and attitude of the artist. but is Mike Skinner any more interesting than the Pop Idols? maybe...maybe not, i guess what i find interesting is his ideas, beliefs and motives, which seem irrevocably different to those of actual pop acts. plus he is given more of a chance to express those things as he wants to. supposedly this is either not part of the pop idol's mandate (even the likes of Robbie Williams who offers very little other than tedious introspection and self-help by talking about HIS situation - being too rich to know how to handle it and not being able to find true love as a result blah blah) or the pop idols are not strong enough in their ideas, beliefs and artistic desires to bother listening to. i'm not sure i can argue Skinner is BETTER, just that he's different, and that difference is what i prefer. a useful example in just pointing out that manufactured pop is obviously a lot of people's cup of tea and has its place (just like...sorry...fast food), even in an artistic context, and can be no better or WORSE than something else like 'proper rock n' roll' or 'gutter garridge' in that respect. but certainly the saturation becomes intolerable and a source of great frustration to some people who genuinely do enjoy a good pop song and wonder why a TV show like Pop Idol couldnt produce someone like the brilliant Beyonce or indeed someone a little more 'out there' but still capable of scoring big hits (might this only be posible with rappers now? i.e. Missy Elliott) who surely given the chance, would've been totally cool with achieveing fame thru a mere 12 weeks of the Popstars process rather than go thru what i can only assume was a gruelling few years working up towards what became Destiny's Child...maybe i havent thought all this thru properly but i thought it was worth trying to 'answer' the original question at some point.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I believe that this nation's gentech firms should commit themselves to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of enhancing our contemporary Pop Star technology to the point where The People can grow pop stars in their own freezers. Or their own backyards, like in Motel Hell.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Beyonce and Missy Elliot dont sell as many records as the people from Pop Idol. WHY is this really? WHYYY?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

probably a dumb question, given how Justin Timberlake DOES sell as many as the Pop Idols by working with the same producers Beyonce and Missy had worked with. interesting...obv. he is closer to the Pop Idol than they are.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

you can sell a lot of something in the short run hot on the heels of a fad than you can with an artist who's smart enough to space their career out for at least a couple albums?

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.instrumentality.com/themanual.html

Mike Taylor (mjt), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

well overall is different and i guess something the people behind Pop Idol dont really care about. or do they? you get the impression they dont expect Will, Gareth, Kelly, Girls Aloud to be around for more than 5 years at the most. S Club had a pretty good innings, outlasting (if not quite outselling) the Spice Girls. thats a telling statement. if the people behind Pop Idol saw the trend emerging, thanks in part to the internet, of the difficulty for career artists to maintain long-term careers like their predecessors, and decided to focus on the 'quick fix' of much of recent big-sellers in pop then that may be good business acumen (if incredibly uninspiring and disappointing generally).

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i've still not read 'The Manual' but could an act like The KLF still have a number one in today's market?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

if not, and if a significant chunk of the reason why not can be attributed to the modern methods of manufactured pop narrowing the scope for anything else to be commercially successful then ban it now!

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

trife says it's because Justin Timberlake is white and popfans is bigots

also Missy and Beyonce do not spend months on network television prior to album release, you actually have to know how to read and/or talk to acquire their records

Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

or, um, turn on a radio?

c'mon now tom...beyonce has an album coming out and her appearing in the carmen-influenced pepsi commercial for the last three months is just an accident?

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The TV kids get branded a thousand times more: music, movies, the point is just that there are a bunch of kids out there who feel like they know more about them as characters than they will ever know about an actual pop star. In this sense the "manufactured" thing is weirdly backward: of course kids like Kelly Clarkson, because they've just watched a season-long mini-movie about how Kelly Clarkson, ordinary girl, became a star. Everybody else just is a star: who the hell are they?

That doesn't explain the Justin differential, of course.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

girls 11-17 buy more records than any other market segment, as a whole?

Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

this is of course why the music industry is so afraid - pubescent females are learning about KaZaA and it's not just the math team anymore

Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the love of Justin has to do with how he has become cool in public - he was obviously such a geek early on that it feels like he's only just now become a pop star, previous no. 1 hits notwithstanding. So it feels like we've watched him grow and mature in front of us - like he's been Pop Idol after all, essentially.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 19 June 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice to read something I can agree with! My feeling is -- and has been for a good long time -- that radio is 99% steaming pile of dogshit. It's repetitive, DJs are absolute gibbering morons, and the music is so formulaic and derivative ... don't get me started. More often than not, I end up listening to a tape (yes, I am that far behind the times -- but at least they're cassettes, not eight-tracks) or punching in a classical station. The musicians I enjoy listening to are never played on radio: Leo Kottke, John Fahey, Pierre Bensusan, Liona Boyd, Christopher Parkening, John Renbourn (whaddya know? all guitar players!)

Anyway, I don't know if there's anything we can do except encourage the performers and purveyors of ACTUAL music and spread the word as best we can.

Nol, Thursday, 19 June 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm bothered that more and more of our popular culture comes from the people pitching TV shows. I've met some of them, and they scare me.

Worse, I've met the people who buy into them, and they scare me more.

Last, I'm particularly scared by the fact that in the future, these canned musicians will be the ones that we are remembered by, not the ones who are actually out there creating new and innovative pop culture.

I count Hollywood and Broadway with the Music and Television industries as killers of culture. Also, fiction that can be found in the supermarket.

Broadway? Oh yes. There are so many musicals being written and produced in places like Seattle and Chicago that are wonderful and will never see broadway because broadway needs glitz and names like Disney behind each production.

KT, Thursday, 19 June 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

These pop mogul people, and their charges, are as dull as dishwater, and they are to be found wherever there's money and glamour to be had. They care not for anything else. As for the cultural critics and intellectuals who back them up (especially those who rpetend there's something really amazing about Madonna, hahaha!!!), these people are by far the most contemptible, as they have become corporate lackeys of the most shit-eating kind. They have no guts, they are cowards before the tide of media control.

The charts are really terrible now. There is hardly any eccentricity of any kind, far to many glossy dolls doing the sickliest pop heard since the early 50's. What's being aggressively promoted to young men and women is a very slick, super-sheened, high pressure consumerism where those who don't make the grade are simply _screened out of life_.

I'm happy though, because it's ripe for destruction. I'm convinced that pop is on the cusp of an exceeeding violent and exciting convulsion. Stay tuned.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

In this sense the "manufactured" thing is weirdly backward: of course kids like Kelly Clarkson, because they've just watched a season-long mini-movie about how Kelly Clarkson, ordinary girl, became a star. Everybody else just is a star: who the hell are they?

That's where Behind the Music and its progeny come in. Which is to say that somebody can't be a star (not nowadays -- and probably not ever) without a lengthy backstory -- and American Idol et al. invents one for talented if dull individuals.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Which is to say that somebody can't be a star (not nowadays -- and probably not ever) without a lengthy backstory

I'm not sure what this means. What, for example, is Celine Dion's lengthy backstory, beyond making some records & hooking up with her manager?

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I think hooking up w/her manager counts as a backstory, if not a terribly interesting one. (Like Kelly Clarkson's is!)

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, who in this world doesn't have a backstory of some kind?

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

real musicians!

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Celine Dion's backstory as I recall involves a big boat and an iceberg and Leonardo DiCaprio

Millar (Millar), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Celine Dion's backstory.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

What's a backstory?

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not just the hooking-up-with-her-manager part, but also the fact that it took them well-nigh forever to have children due to fertility issues.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

That made her a star?

s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Uh...yeah!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Shania Twain's backstory involves aiming at the country-rock target market and having nice tits

Millar (Millar), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry...'backstory' is sort of a misleading term for me to use here because it implies one's history before they became a star, not afterwards, and I'm saying the whole history is a selling point.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 19 June 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, Shania's probably even a better example. Thanx to VH1, I knew about her dirt-poor childhood (disputed by some) and her parents' tragic death long before I could positively identify her songs.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 19 June 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

that's what happens when you eavesdrop

dave q, Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

SSSSSSSHHHHHHH!!! The cats will protect me with their soundart dronerock whiskers, it is true.

kate (kate), Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

time to restate primordial belief in that i don't care HOW it's made, i only care how it sounds to me (and THEN maybe, maybe, i'll think about how it's made). therefore a programme like Pop Idol DOES have the potential to impress the likes of me (no-one is really impressed just by the 'puppet strings' are they?) and i just couldn't help but think if the winners had been Justin and Beyonce with tracks like 'Cry Me A River' or 'Crazy In Love' then it would've...but i'm not sure how feasible that really is.

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(secretly, i think i am bullshitting here)

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 19 June 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

its music bcz it has notes and chords etc etc. its all real bcz it exists. its there!

(besides it has bought posts out from the likes of 'tsc')

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 19 June 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You misunderstand. This is all about the commodifying of culture. Homogenization of culture. It's a tradition time honored, but it doesn't go that far back. Back to radio advertising, I suppose. But it's having devastating effects. Witness that big country music station who refused to play stuff from the "Oh Brother Where Art Thou?" CD. They've got their easy-to-digest, simplistic paperthin crap with which they're trying to market ads (just like any station). So an extremely popular soundtrack (because of the film) doesn't get any airplay because it defies commercial formula for selling ads. Those songs are part of this country and this culture's heritage. But the station--part of the airwaves belonging to the Commons--said "No, we're not playing it."

What does that say about our culture? And more importantly, where it's heading?

To me, we're living in the new Dark Ages.

tsc, Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

You think Culture was less commodified under the Roman Empire?

kate (kate), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, it says that radio doesn't neccessarily matter than much in terms of shifting enormous numbers of units?

Kate, I think culture was much less commodified under the Roman Empire - I also think it was much less accessible.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The British Isles going from drinking good, Real Ale and Mead to importing Roman Wine? I don't think so!

kate (kate), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, it says that radio doesn't neccessarily matter than much in terms of shifting enormous numbers of units?

Fast Food Rockers are this week's proof of that.

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

That does have something to do with the British Isles suddenly filling up with Romans!!

Also, when precisely did the British Isles stop drinking ale?

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Around 43AD. It took a Saxon invasion to get them back on the Ale!

kate (kate), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

When will we get sick of manufactured wine?

After about 3 amphorae.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

(Is anyone else dying at the irony of a WebTV user decrying the commodification and homogenization of an aspect of culture or am I just being a snobby turbonerd?)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

As bleak as it seems, take a look at the billboard top 100 for the years 1965-1972. You will be astonished to see how many brainless shit bag -one hit wonder songs are in the top 20 for every year. What is Desolation Row compared to Billy dont be a hero or afternoon delight -or sweet pea by the great Tommy Roe? Quality in music or anything else has always required a bit of effort.

rk, Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

On the one hand, the music industry is more homogenized and commodified than ever before, and you only hear the same 10 songs on the radio over and over again.

On the other hand, it is collapsing under its own weight and the challenge to its business model posed by file-sharing, and people are listening to more music than ever before.

This must mean something.

I like to think of soundbite culture as representing an evolutionary advance. Our information processing capabilities have advanced so far that we simply don't need to hear ideas worked out at length anymore--we would rather get the core, extrapolate the rest and move on to the next piece of juiciness post haste.

blah blah

Ben Williams, Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan - On so many levels...!

kate (kate), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a massive Bob Dylan fan but God knows there are plenty of times I would rather listen to "Sweet Pea" than "Desolation Row".

(Dan - me too but I bit my tongue because it *is* awful turbosnobbery as well as funny.)

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"(Is anyone else dying at the irony of a WebTV user decrying the commodification and homogenization of an aspect of culture or am I just being a snobby turbonerd?)"

The latter. I'm not giving my REAL address.

tsc, Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:44 (twenty-two years ago)

DON'T YOU RAIN ON MY PARADE *pout*

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

that was a long-ass post, Ben

dave q, Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"(Is anyone else dying at the irony of a WebTV user decrying the commodification and homogenization of an aspect of culture or am I just being a snobby turbonerd?)"

"Dan - On so many levels...!"

So.... how many levels can someone be a turbonerd on then?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I was agreeing with Dan on so many levels. Sigh. (Yes, and I know that's a Yahoo account there, they was better when they was eGroups, etc. etc. grumble grumble)

kate (kate), Thursday, 19 June 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a level 8 turbonerd. (Only 500 XP until level 9!)
(Actually, I think that joke rocketed me up to level 12.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

There are too many posts to read & I don't know whaddafuck ya'll are talking about right now, but:
-Floor-standing fans are great.
-"manufactured music" only uses music as a vehicle for entertainment and money, so just ignore it.
I mean, fuck.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

25 at least, Dan. Maybe more.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, ignore entertainment - pass the hairshirt Dave!

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"I am a level 8 turbonerd. (Only 500 XP until level 9!)"

Is this one of those deals were you get all the way to level 99,999 and then find you can't get through the magic door to free the magic Pincess from the terrible curse of the Radiohead album because you didn't know you were supposed to get the secret key from the cats with the soundart dronerock whiskers back on level 3?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

..sorry, I mean ignore it if you don't like it or don't want it as entertainment...

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Sheesh, Stewart, when you put it like that... if ILM were a videogame, I wouldn't play it! Way too weird! ;-)

kate (kate), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not a video game. It's an RPG. But who is the DM?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's number one on the Statscock? That's who!

Mwah hah hah hah hah hah hah haaaaaahhhhhh!!!

kate (kate), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh fuck.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"... if ILM were a videogame, I wouldn't play it! Way too weird!"

I feel that way about life some days Kate.

Way, WAY too weird!

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Is anyone else dying at the irony of a WebTV user decrying the commodification and homogenization of an aspect of culture or am I just being a snobby turbonerd?)

Dan Perry, the last survivor of The September That Never Ended...

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 19 June 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

No longer does the average person have the time, inclination or mental tranquility to focus or drift to Classical or jazz masters who require more then the soundbite timespan: This is dead wrong, I imagine. In fact, I would venture that the combined sales of all classical and jazz music absolutely dwarf the sales of chart-pop; it just happens to be more dispersed among any number of artists, living or dead. Claiming that pop is what "the average person" listens to is a roundabout way of pretending that old people don't exist. Lordy, TSC: you go watch Irish folk revivalism, jazz, and classical and then complain about our "common culture?" Those things are our common culture! All this whining just comes down to holding up pop radio and MTV as the arbiters of what popular culture should be, and they're not: they serve listening minorities, significant minorities but minorities nonetheless.

Common culture = Motown hits in movie trailers, Glenn Miller, "Amazing Grace," Frank Sinatra, Vivaldi, Elvis Presley, "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore," Ella Fitzgerald, the theme songs from "I Love Lucy," "The Addams Family," and "Cheers," Greensleeves, "Jesus Loves Me This I Know," "Happy Birthday to You," John Denver, "Old Man River," "Yesterday," the Harlem Boys' Choir, the suburban church choir, "Rock around the Clock" and "Puff the Magic Dragon." That's what common culture means. Not Ashanti.

Which, to answer Julio: one of the fun things about pop is that -- for young people, at least -- it constitutes one common pool of culture, common references and experiences that are shared and are linked to time and etc. I can talk about "Hungry Like the Wolf" with nearly anyone I encounter: pop is the stuff of trivia quiz shows and drunken bar nostalgia precisely because it provides common experiences of any given moment. It also provides all of this odd social stuff to play off of, this sense of something personal and important being at stake in deciding which pop stars fly. There'd be a lot of advantages to the splintering and decentralization of listening, but it would sort of suck the center out of that. The same thing has happened in literature, to an extent -- the splintering of a solid center into more chaotic shapes -- and while a lot of that social stuff gets replaced by what type of thing you like, this is a bit disappointing: there's something to be said for everyone having read certain books and heard certain songs so they share some kind of landscape.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

In fact, I would venture that the combined sales of all classical and jazz music absolutely dwarf the sales of chart-pop; it just happens to be more dispersed among any number of artists, living or dead.

Er, I dunno. I think jazz and classical each typically hover around 2 to 3 percent of the total yearly sales. And a year a two ago, Gary Giddins reported that Kind of Blue outsold all of Sony's other recent jazz discs combined -- and this presumably including Wynton Marsalis' stuff, too!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Raggett to thread!

Heh. But again, everyone's thinking I hate music when I'm not feeling a particular *approach* to music now. Refer to the singles thread for more hoohah on that point.

Nabisco -- but I don't care about the landscape being shared. Why exactly is that specifically important? There are other ways to social connection beyond 'certain books and certain songs.'

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)


Dan Perry, the last survivor of The September That Never Ended...

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...) (webmail), June 19th, 2003 10:58AM. (afarrell) (later) (link)


You do realize that "The September That Never Ended" was coined by an ILXer??!

Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Which album is more likely to appear in a person's CD collection: a recording of the Beethoven's 9th Symphony or Duran Duran's _Decade_?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

tsc are you Dallas Yertle??

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

beethoven's 9th.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 19 June 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't say sales but rather actual-listening: I'm looking at RIAA and Soundscan stats and despite some conflicts those percentages seem about right. In any case I have a deep suspicion that if you polled people and asked them about this, more than 50% of them would say that they didn't generally care for the reigning pop stars of the moment. Let me put it this way: in 2002, somewhere around 650 million albums were sold. Put together all of the "same ten songs on the radio" acts and count up how many of them went platinum.: what are they chances they even account for 100 million of those sales?

(The biggest sales category, incidentally, is rock -- and how much of this do you think's a result of Rolling Stones compilations and Rod Stewart back-catalogues? How much of the r&b market share -- which includes stuff like fusion and reggae -- is a result of Bob Marley compilations? Etc. The idea that young-people pop-radio stars are what "most people listen to" strikes me as off-base.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

''one of the fun things about pop is that -- for young people, at least -- it constitutes one common pool of culture, common references and experiences that are shared and are linked to time and etc. I can talk about "Hungry Like the Wolf" with nearly anyone I encounter: pop is the stuff of trivia quiz shows and drunken bar nostalgia precisely because it provides common experiences of any given moment.''

OK => but it has its downside. what abt the 'young people' that just get left out of this, or the not so young. And surely you could sacrifice some of that 'omnipresence' of pop and still have moments that people can share people and maybe you could get more people 'in'.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

You do realize that "The September That Never Ended" was coined by an ILXer??!

Go on.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 20 June 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)


Not really.

ILM has only been around long enough. The phrase "September that never ended" started in 1993.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 20 June 2003 10:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i cannot figure it out now but there is something about what nabisco describes as positives of pop culture up there that i find sort of dispiriting.... what he describes is true, but could also serve to operate equally strongly as a further -ve: if you dislike almost all of the music & the associated phenomena, or at best are uninterested in it/find them trivial or boring or 'misplaced', then the fact that so many other ppl join in the collective hoo-ha can make it a bigger pain - there is a limit to how many times the sense of 'joining in' even on the basis of criticising/disliking can be enjoyed as anything other than a tiresome experience

it reminds me in a way of ppl harping on about the 'lovely hot weather' or something, if yr sick of even hearing yrself complain about it or just don't want to think about it

(fav (mangled) quote from somewhere:
' weather forecasters: don't tell me it's going to be 'lovely weather' tomorrow, just give me the damn facts - i've got my own opinions')

(but point taken about diversity)

Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Friday, 20 June 2003 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

The ideas about individuality here are a bit skewed, how teenage is it to assume individuality is to do with being weird or different.

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 20 June 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I think Jon was saying that the phrase was coined by someone who went on to be an ILXer. ILM certainly doesn't date from 1993.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 20 June 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(step forward Dave Fischer)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 20 June 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)


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