Snoop Doesn't Like Girls Gone Wild

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So Snoop Dogg is starting his own GGW because there aren't enough women of colour getting nekkid. I really don't know what to make of his statement: "because white girls ain't the only hos that get wild."

Is he being simultaneously progressive and regressive? Will he implode?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i hope he does. i'm tired of seeing skinny blondes jumping up and down with "TOTALLY UNCENSORED" written across their chests. yo.

― your null fame (yournullfame), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

haha haaaa. snoops standards are much higher than that of girls gone wild, eh¿ he he

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

It's perfect for guys who like to imagine that when they're having sex that Snoop Dogg is watching and masturbating.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be all of us, then.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

4 posts. That may be the shortest amount of time it's taken for a thread to make me want to scrub off my skin with a wire brush.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

YES! 0WN3D!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, when does the Dan Perry Girls Gone Wild videotape. I think more ILXORs would buy that (and the fantasy implied).

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 June 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, when does the Dan Perry Girls Gone Wild videotape come out? I think more ILXORs would buy that (and the fantasy implied).

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 June 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd prefer the jess girls gone wild tape myself

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 June 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

gimme cartoon summer panties gone wild

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 26 June 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking of starting a video series called Girls Gone Mild.
It's like Girls Gone Wild without the nudity or fun. Mostly, it's just fully clothed, sober women.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 26 June 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

There's already something like that.
It's called "The View" and its hosted by Barbara Walters.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 26 June 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

jess!?!! esoj i thought we were friends :-(

― trife (simon_tr), Thursday, 26 June 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear it's a total libido-killer

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 26 June 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

trife girls gone wild would be equally as good i've no doubt

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 June 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Nate Presents Girls Gone Wild = sexy ladies lifting their headphones to let you hear what they're listening to

(oh and they are also topless, that's probably important)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 26 June 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever lifts one's headphones i suppose

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 June 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

they're called "cans" for a reason!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 26 June 2003 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)

sweeeeet cans

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 June 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

(actually I'm not sure if people call breasts 'cans' that often; it would probably confuse people as regards the ass but would also sort of offer an easy out as to what half of T&A one prefers)

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 26 June 2003 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

can = butt

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 26 June 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

no, that's "cannot"

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Thursday, 26 June 2003 02:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Somebody must have made a B*ngbus joke out of this by now.

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 26 June 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Howard Stern calls breasts "cans" all the time. Which is, like, crazy. Because "can" is such a great word for butt. And breasts already have so many wonderful nicknames.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 26 June 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzi Quatro to thread

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 26 June 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought that "can" meant toilet.

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 26 June 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

So like if "can" means butt, and it also means toilet, then when you say that someone's "sitting on the can", it's like a double meaning, no?

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 26 June 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Can" can also mean the hoosegow.
I think somebody should start a thread on ILX nominating "Can" for the best. word. ever.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 26 June 2003 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

so what Suzi meant was 'make a stand for your man honey, try to butt the toilet'?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 26 June 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"cans" = plural = chestular region

"can" = singular = buttulocological region

see? easy!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 26 June 2003 14:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Unless her breasts are made of aluminum, they *shouldn't* be called "cans"! Besides, there are probably 200 other euphemisms that are 2000x better.

I don't believe I'm actually having this debate!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 26 June 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"Cans" = worst name for any anatomical part conceivable

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 26 June 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fmi.uni-passau.de/~hansenk/bilder/futurama/bender2.jpg
"Speak for yourself, Meatbag."

― Bender (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 26 June 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The "socially responsible" Girls Gone Wild parody on Doggy Fizzle Televizzle was pretty ha-ha, if only to see things like "Recycle" and "Free Mumia" on the boobie blackouts...

― Elliott Brennan (ebb), Thursday, 26 June 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i love how Snoop is a married man and makes these pornos so his mates can get some action while he just sits back and watches.

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 26 June 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I demand a Holger Czukay remix of DJ Assault's "Ass n Titties" right now

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 26 June 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

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