I was at a Chinese buffet last week and they were playing some distinctly Oriental sounding flute music. Then I realized the melody being played was "From A Distance." That was fucked up. I've also heard muzak versions of "Don't Go Back To Rockville" and "Runaway Train," which both sounded rather perverse.
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 June 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)