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! ADDmin Tyoope of coommittee of that soort is needed in a coommwnity
(to avoid legal boolshit)
but it should be a different group of people in that committee

george gosset (gegoss), Friday, 18 July 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

retrospective policy -- there's so much of it, the judges pretend to be senile and not understand it and so it's let through as an anomoly, a tolerable t-distribution (for rest homes in florida/bermuda ?)

george gosset (gegoss), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Fitter happier more productive comfortable not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym 3 days a week
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries at ease
Eating well no more microwave dinners and saturated fats
A patient better driver a safer car baby smiling in back seat
Sleeping well no bad dreams no paranoia
Careful to all animals never washing spiders down the plughole
Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then
Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall
Favors for favors, fond but not in love
Charity standing orders on sundays ring road supermarket
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
Car wash, also on sundays, no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate nothing so childish
At a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape
Now self-employed, concerned, but powerless
An empowered and informed member of society, pragmatism not idealism
Will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that grip in the wet
Shot of baby strapped in back seat, a good memory still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick
That's driven into frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness
Calm fitter, healthier and more productive a pig in a cage on antibiotics

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll have what George is having!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm impressed.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, that seems like some strong shit

King Kobra (King Kobra), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

You are beautiful and angular, and if you were a gas, you'd be inert.

Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

He reminds me of my father

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, the legal ramblifications : a fucking DOSian slip into programming talk

operating systems say
THE FOLLOWING OPERATION IS ILLEGAL

web services or data-stores can be dressed up up to look like part of the plumbing and do that same thing
SysPullReturnFAILURE -- it looks like an illegal type error, but it can be programmed to arrive as an error message say when a server is undergoing a bad search overlap, and the bad search overlap might itself only be happening with certain some data -- posibly a bad practise, which shared freesource teamwork usually eliminates

if searching goes, it has to be replaced by hopefully almost as slick archive almost-search tools (or cheapsorts), reliable and consistent, different search, simpler, easier on the number cruching --using new search methods is good for your health

i didn't mind legal arguments with my 85 year old father -- because for him the legal truth of the matter had changed throughout his life -- his cynicism as to possibilities for organised sensible agreement i hoped was maybe the little bit of wisdom that had gone with the territory, but then he'd spent WWII all over the middle east

any wsay, ii kkidrockk -- what's everybody's experiences of those x-ray machines ?

george gosset (gegoss), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Pootie Tang: Dirty Dee, you're a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

sa da tay!

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

POOTIE DON'T NEED NO WORDS -- POOTIE DON'T NEED NO MUSIC!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Genius! By seemingly embracing the cliches of the vest, he is underscoring its excruciating banality.

Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

D: Welcome to Sprockets. I am your host, Dieter [pronounced DEE-
tah].

D: It has been a very busy week here in Berlin. Jourgen von
Keitel's exhibit "Scabs On Canvas" opened at the Schussel Calle,
the Gertrude Bromf troupe previewed their performance in wax at the
Theater of Unhappiness, and the Berlin wall was dismantled. For the
masses the wall's collapse represents freedom and opportunity. But
for me, it is a chance to meet the most brilliant countercultural
filmmaker in the East, Gregor Voss. Seen here on East German
television last year, Voss, the suppressed visionary whose films
include "The Dead Coat", "Irritant Number 4", and "Here Child,
Finish Your Nothing", he entered the West three days ago, and has
agreed to appear on Sprockets and speak with me, his greatest fan.
Please welcome Gregor Voss.

D: Welcome to Sprockets, Gregor Voss.

GV: Whoo! Yah, is great to be here, Dieter.

D: Gregor Voss, your presence intimidates me to the point of
humiliation. Would you care to strike me?

GV: This is fantastic I can't believe I'm here! Hello West Berlin!
Ich bin ein West Berliner!

D: Tell me, in your film, Irritant Number 4, the only two images
were a baby's head and a toilet. Did you mean for me to scream?

GV: Scream, ya, ya, ya. Look at this, look at this, Dieter, I've
got great stuff here. Mountain Dew! A Remington Microscreen! They
tell me it shaves as close as a blade.

D: I see genius. By seemingly embracing the cliches of the West, he
is underscoring its excruciating banality.

GV: And look at this Dieter, it is a pie, but like no pie I have
ever seen!

D: Perfect. You are a master of, of exposing tedium. Let us look at
a clip from one of your classic films.

[ Clip ]

D: That film looks at me while I am naked and calls it's friends.

GV: Touchdown! Hey Dieter, I figured the trick, everytime when the
? moves to the middle you should run a sweep to the right, it
always works..

D: Your story has become tiresome.

UNKNOWN: Hey Gregor, when are you going to be done?

GV: Hey, just a minute guys. Dieter, do you want to come along with
us? We rented a LeBaron.

D: Excuse me Gregor, but you have disturbed me almost to the point
of insanity. There, I am insane now. Gregor, you were the greatest
altar of emptiness, my personal ?. And now I watch you drink beer
from a hat.

GV: That's easy for you to say Dieter, you grew up with this stuff.

D: I would never drink from headgear.

GV: Ohh, I don't feel so good...

D: Idiot.

GV: I'm sorry, its just all that Mountain Dew, and then this pie..

D: You may not touch my monkey. [In German]. You may not touch my
monkey!

GV: I'm going to be sick.

D: Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance. That's all the time
we have, until next time, auf Wiedersehen!

GV: Dieter, we're meeting some girls, we're meeting some girls
later, come on Dieter!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I was about to say that this thread and this one and this got me convinced that george gosset, dave q and Tom Millar need to start writing an exquisite corpse cyberpunk novel RIGHT NOW

but somehow Kingfish's post deflated the idea

damn

Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Damnation!
If Lorne Michael is going to keep foisting crud like "Stuart Smalley Saves his Family", "Night at the Roxbury", "Superstar" and "It's Pat!"; why why why why why why why why why did he never do a movie based around "Schprockets"!?
Its already been PROVED BY SCIENCE that only Dan Ackroyd*, Chevy Chase*, John Belushi, Bill Murray and Mike Myers are the only SNL alumni who can pull off a full length feature.

(* note= Chase and Ackroyd are marginal cases.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

damn right, i deflated it. never underestimate the powers of my pointy stick.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, and also that'd be the most incomprehensible piece of literature ever written.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

James Joyce to thread!

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Danielle Steel to thread!

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"In the sunswept beauty of San Francisco, Gillian Forrester is filled with the joy of a love that will surely last. But a painful betrayal forces her to flee to New York and a new life. There she discovers an exciting new career and a deep, enveloping passion...only to have her newfound happiness shaken to its core. Now Gillian must choose between her future and her past, to find in the deepest desires of her heart the one way, the only way of...Going Home"

Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

nicole you have been on fiah latley

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Sickeningly, disgustingly good, Larcole. That vs. Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola fite!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, and also that'd be the most incomprehensible piece of literature ever written.

Haha the book would transcend incomprehensibility - it would read like an Autechre lyric sheet!

Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Its already been PROVED BY SCIENCE that only Dan Ackroyd*, Chevy Chase*, John Belushi, Bill Murray and Mike Myers are the only SNL alumni who can pull off a full length feature.

Martin Short!

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

harry shearer, michael mckean, and christopher guest, too.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin Short loses any point he previous gained for the Jimminy Glick show.
As for the members of Spinal Tap: Were they SNL alumni before or after the Spinal Tap movie?
(and is there an alt code for an Umlauted 'N'?)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

some before, some after. one during.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

amin: this search business -- google of this site often produces partial results (but sometimes it seems posing qns is like that too, but yes to prose, poetry, free-form, don't know to guh guh yay)

admin: the searching functionality could be provided as more low-tech basics -- i'm repeating myself, sorry -- but posters on greesnpun & even more so here maybe lulled into thinking that this sites archiving provided the same basic level of integrity as newsgroups might want to reconsider newsgroups -- to me the current bridging search arrangements fall well below basic integrity, simply because results are incomplete

george gosset (gegoss), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)


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