I've been beating around this for the last 4 threads I put, so, anyhow, What gear do you have and what is on your wish list?

I had to sell my Epiphone Les Paul and little Marshall tube amp to pay bills last year. (It helped that I was ungodly bad, but I never had time to practice.)

I'd take it back up if I could ever afford one of these:
http://img2.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/pics/products/51/513651.jpg

oh god milo this is on my wish list

http://www.rickenbacker.com/images/4003.jpg

i got a buncha crap

vox ac30
80s rickenbacker 610
80s fender tele (jap)
78 fender musicmaster bass
boss super overdrive
boss reverb/delay
lexicon effects processor
tascam 4-track of some description
shure SM57 & SM58
(a broken) boss blues driver
vox distortion
electro harmonix big muff
(broken) 60s eminar valve amp
roland strings keyboard

erm, i think that's it!

i'd like:

another tele, perhaps one of those hollowbody custom models
a danelectro, pref a 50s/60s one but i'm not fussy
a jazzmaster, but just to look at
heaps of fancy old pedals, esp electro harmonix ones

A computer.

Wishlist:
A faster computer.

have:
Fender Strat
Epiphone SG copy
Vox semi-hollow teardrop w/ onboard effects array
Vox 12-string same as above
Vox Tornado
VOx organ
Dean Markley DMC-40 amp
Fender Vibrolux Reverb amp
semi-hollow violin-bass knockoff (maybe Eko)

wish-list:
tons of cheesy effects to replace my old ones that don't work so well anymore, like Big Muff Pi, Roland Space Echo, VOx Super Fuzz.
also, maybe a Vox amp, a Gretch guitar, and a Rickenbacker. It might be nice to have that old pink paisley Tokai Telecaster copy back too. The one they got sued for for making it a bit too precisely like the original........

i have much crap

Got (and use -- what I don't use has all been lent out):

David King 5- and 8- string electric bass guitars
SWR Super Red Head Bass amplifier
Z. Vex Wooly Mammoth bass distortion
One Spectraflex and one anonymous cord
Bach Stradivarius Model 37ML Bb trumpet
Bach Megatone 3C mouthpiece

What I want (in no particular order, and I can live without most of it):

A decent fretless electric bass guitar (and I'll probably call David again)
A decent acoustic bass guitar (probably custom made, 5-string tuned EADGC)
A really nice beat-up '60s, '70s, or Japanese '80s Fender Precision bass with an added J pick-up (willing to butcher a not-too-collectable instrument myself)
A cool rock and roll looking 4-string (like the Duesenberg Star Bass or the Fret King Europa)
A bigger sounding, almost as portable bass amp to replace the Red Head
A small-but-nice amplifier that I can keep in the States for use there
Some of those horrible wonderful effects from LastGasp Art Laboratories (http://lalweb.com/index-e.html)
Some more decent cords
A supernice Bb Cornet
A piccolo trumpet
Nice mouthpieces for the above
One of them modern super-heavy Monette inspired custom trumpets

I've got an Oxygen8 and a fast computer with a pretty big hard drive crammed full of audio warez and enough samples to choke a horse. I am a very immoral person, I admit it.

Have:
Korg MS2000
slow computer

Wishlist:
fast computer
laptop
amp
monitor speakers
mixer
remote control thing for my software
effects unit
2x turntable

BLARRGH GEAR GEEK THREAD DROOL.

I have a lot of crap, but here's what I use most regularly:

- guitar: Fender Jazzmaster (sunburst, not vintage)
- amp: Music Man 212HD-130
- pedals: Memory Man Deluxe, Big Muff Pi (black version), Boss OS-2 Overdrive/Distortion, DOD Stereo Phaser, Crybaby Wah

I want:

- to give all my money to Rickenbacker and Electro-Harmonix and Orange
- some kind of audio-recording multitrack software that works on Mac OS X without a whole lot of hassle and headache
- When I was a kid I wanted someday to have a room in my house reserved only for musical instruments, where I'd have at least one of every kind of (commonly played) instrument. So, yeah, that too.

i forgot to add a digital 8-track to my wishlist. or perhaps a laptop with all the requisite recordering softwarez

a Kay stratocaster copy that only holds five strings
a Casio Tone Bank from the mid-80s
some kinda mic
a Marshall amp of decent size
two crappier guitars that are broken
a Yamaha 4-track
an acoustic guitar I can't remember the brand name of
and a piano and a crackly organ are at my disposal too, cuz my gear is in my family's basement

oh and my friend's makeshift drum kit is in the basement too, as is our bassist's amp, so I guess I have total access to that too.

In "The Room":

*ancient upright piano
*Farfisa VIP-200R Combo organ
*Yamaha CP-30 Electric Piano
*Crumar Performer synth
*MG1 Realistic/Moog synth
*Roland JX-3P synth
*4 or 5 crappy-but-fun Casio synths
*Crestline hollowbody geetar
*Squire strat geetar
*Kay acoustic geetar
*Epiphone 5-string fretless bass
*Oscar Shmidt acoustic/electric mandolin
*Yamaha alto saxamaphone
*no-name full-size accordion
*big bad-ass djembe supposedly from Mali
*crappy old Gretsch drumkit
*a big plastic tub full of buckets and shakers and kazoos and harmonicas and chimy children's toys and whatnot

Wishlist:

A GIGANTIC HUNGER LIKE ONLY THE SARLAC PIT MIGHT UNDERSTAND.

So long as it doesn't burp.

Currently own:
*Vantage semi-hollowbody electric guitar (rip-off of Gibson 335)
*no-name '60's Japanese electric guitar that sounds like shit but looks awesome
*Alvarez acoustic guitar
*Peavey electric bass that weighs approx. 450 pounds
*Ampeg V-4 tube head with Peavey 4X12 cabinet (which I use in my band)
*Sunn guitar head which my bass player uses in my band
*Peavey Backstage practice amp which I use at home
*A suitcase amp my friend Jamie made me (actually two suitcases, one for the amp and one for the speakers)
*big Korg keyboard I can't remember the model number of right now
*ancient Yamaha keyboard I've had since I was 12
*Casio SK-5 sampling keyboard (with 4 seconds of sampling time!)
*Entertainer organ, like one your grandma would have
*Sears air organ
*Alesis HR-16 drum machine
*Tascam 488 Mk. I analog cassette 8-track
*Tascam 12-channel mixer
*Various and sundry microphones
*Effects: Boss Delay/Sampler rack effect, DOD Delay/Sampler pedal, ProCo Rat distortion, Danelectro tremolo, and the secret weapon: the DOD Buzz Box octave/distortion pedal.
*Various random shit: harmonicas, tambourines, little drums, thumb piano, etc.

Wish list:
*Nice guitar, like a real 335 or the red Hagstrom semi-hollowbody they've got at my local used guitar store.
*Better mics and maybe even some phantom power/preamp thing to make them sound better.
*A house with a basement that I can soundproof so I can buy a drum set and learn how to play better.
*A reverb effect. (This is probably the most realistic on here, and I will buy one soon)
*A sampler, something easy and compact like those Boss Dr. Sample units.

Apparently my gear was so impressive that it broke ILM.

* Ovation Balladeer s771 electric/acoustic, for all my Drakeian moments
* some cheap ass acoustic 12 string I bought at a flea market for $25, i think its made by Sears.

Got:

Squier Jazz Bass (MIJ)

Ampeg B100R amp

Boss 0D-3 overdrive

Tascam 424

Want:

Danelectro Baritone

Acoustic Bass

Big Heap o' Pedals

Talent

Apple G3 500MHz Powerbook
MOTU 828 MkII
Casio CZ-101
Ensoniq SQ80
Yamaha CS1x
Akai S3000XL
Software:
Reaktor 3
Logic 4.8 Gold
Reason 2.5
Oddity
MTron
+ too many other VST Plugins/instruments to mention...