If Robbie Williams lost his nuts in a freak polar bear attack, would you laugh loudly and feel guilty, or just laugh loudly?

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There is no correct answer.

― spoonered, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Let me just double-check this to make absolutely sure I've got it right:

You seriously want us to believe that you are not, and are in no way connected with, Calum.

Have I got that right?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I want you to believe I'm not Calum.

― spoonered, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Notice how he said I want you to believe I'm not Calum and not "I am not Calum".

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not Calum

― spoonered, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/rdavis7757/0011.jpg

I! am! not! Calum!!!

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, come on, let the lad go. How many times do we have the pleasure of writing to a thread about slashing Robbie Williams nutless?

Yeah, and I would JUST laugh loudly.

― JP Almeida (JP Almeida), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"I want you to believe I'm not Calum."

Then here's just little suggestion that might just be crazy enough to work: STOP ACTING LIKE HIM!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Stew is gay

― Spoonered, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you like Suede, Spoonered?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:55 (twenty-two years ago)

They're alright. Do you like spitgrills?

― Spoonered, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm afraid I don't know what one is.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

(Let's try this:)

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/rdavis7757/0011.jpg

Stew! is! gay!!!

(Haha it works!)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

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There are excellent graduate opportunites to work alongside me and Calum at Scottish Power, apply online today!

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I have been thinking about the universe.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Big innit?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:13 (twenty-two years ago)

calum/spoonered is nowhere near as funny as Iain Lee

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

are the nuts dry roasted tho?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

and how is the polar bear a freak?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

if i've seen it all before, why's this bus taking me back again?

http://www.city.ac.uk/studyatcity/images/bus.jpg

i mean, really. Can someone ask the driver before we hit the next stop?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

He would have my sympathy, which would be tempered to some extent by the knowledge that his riches wiould enable him to acquire prosthetic substitutes of a far greater quality than those available on the NHS.

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I like polar bears. They kind of remind me of dogs.

― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Send him here.

― Elliott (ebb), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi Calum. Welcome back. I, for one, would laugh proudly and loudly at Robby Williams, his coifed nutsack intact or removed.... doesn't matter.

― maria b (maria b), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

and how is the polar bear a freak?

He just does his freak thang, you know, and faced with sexy Robbie, he had to let his freak flag fly ... it was supposed to be a handjob, actually ...

(And I'd laugh wildly, then feel faintly guilty when I saw how well Robbie was taking it.)

― brian nemtusak (sanlazaro), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

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