What would x (let's start with Fred Durst) have to say about ILM?

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If they were to take a look.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Fred Durst: "Hataz with no lives! Buy our new album!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave Matthews: "fuck u ur all gay"

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Kevin Shields: "my mufuckaz!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Most musicians would have pretty similar responses i.e.

First impression: "Oh a message board."

Second impression: "How dare they say that about me"

Third impression: "How pretentious."

Fourth impression: "These guys are mental."

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Fifth impression would be a post saying, "I've been lurking for a while and I figured I'd wade in..."

Sixth impression: "I can't believe I spend most of my time here now!"

Seventh impression: "It's 3 am and I'm stoned and don't want to work on my new album, anyone want to help me?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Liz Fraser: "Kweek twerdle yeep yeep fwazoooooo grebt!"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Momus would say: ''Hello honey, I'm home!!''

― Kim Tortoise, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Eighth Impression: "Maybe if Post alot, I'll get my own category, just like Momus did."

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Liz Phair-"See, you just don't get me. You are in love with the idea of 'me', not the 'real me', which is another idea, but not yours'."

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I have to think that Alex NYC's response would be the correct one.

― mike a (mike a), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

("correct" as in "that's what Fred would say")

― mike a (mike a), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Fred Durst would say "Liz Fraser: 'Kweek twerdle yeep yeep fwazoooooo grebt!'"?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Wouldn't you?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Pootie Tang: Sepatow

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Fred would pretend to be a virginal scottish shut-in so that he could post sub-literate rantings about hawt chix.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

My god you mean he HAS found ILX?

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

For a second I thought Larcole was talking about Liz some more, which made no sense.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I think she's talking about me, actually.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm actually John Squire, y'know.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Insofar as ILM is populated w/ haters, I think Fred's position would be clear:

― Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

(fred flipping the bird oh well)

― Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit, we need an ilm image hosting service.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Fred discovers that ILM are not the only Limp-hataz shockah.

― Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Keith Richards: Hehheh ::drags cigarette:: hehheh

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

According to the report, "Had the villain in 'The Wizard of Oz' been a vile little boob like Durst rather than a snarly old lady in greenface, the movie's 'I'm melting!' scene might have looked like this."
-OR- "Had the car in Dukes of Hazard been a three-legged hamster, the scene where Cooter puts the grease gun on it might have looked like this"

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

In other words, ... "What the FUCK?!?!?!"

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

words of the day:

Cooter
grease gun
snarly

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"He stuck the grease gun into her snarly cooter."

(Do I win a prize?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

oh come, Dan, on! -- you can do such stuff in your sleep surely, can't you? ;-)

(you are asleep right now, aren't you?)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

okeh...

chimin' in from the other side,
this'd be Fr. Mercury then: "Dahlings, you suck"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

(Do I win a prize?)

partial credit.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Simon LeBon: "That dime-store Nazgul doesn't look one fuckin thing like me!!!!!!!!"

― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Streisand: What a wonder, fellow music artists talking about ways to make me sound even better!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

ODB: [censored] *bleep* *bleep*, dammit, *bleep* *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeep*, yeah!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 05:27 (twenty-two years ago)

From the other side again...

Kurt Cobain: I need this board like I need a hole in the head.

― Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Bjork: When I hit the submit button, it's like myoooosic!

― Prude (Prude), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Kurt Cobain: I need this board like I need a hole in the head.
Well, thats what you get for shooting your mouth off, Kurt...

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 10:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Buckshot! the breakfast that Ernest Hemingway ate!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Contains a full days supply of iron! You'd have to eat 4 bowls of Cordite Frosted Shooty-Flakes to equal the iron content of one mouthful of Blast-ohs!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't pay any attention to us....

http://www.thelurkers.co.uk/images/arc7.jpg

.... we just like to drop in and hang about here occasionally, reading what you all write; we've no intention of contributing anything ourselves.

What's that word you have to describe people like us again...?"

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://www.rp-online.de/layout/fotos/303x238/HBAAAP7a4SF.jpg

Hey kid, who you lookin' at?
Why you standin' all up in my face like that?
You ain't never seen a baseball bat?
A maniac knockin' on your babeball cap
You better step about ten paces back
Or you'll be layin' where your shoe laces at
Go do what your momma told you
And don't be actin' like a punk, thinkin' your a soldier
I see you got a cell phone, i got a number you can dial son, make it 911
Tell 'em stop at hef's house on the way kid
Pick up some playmates but only if they naked
Don't know how you do in your city
But 'round here we gettin' down to the nitty gritty
And i hate to put you out like that
But you've been burnin' like a fire with a mouth like that

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Take me back to yesterday
Rollin' dice and getting laid
Everything was a.o.k. oh...
But now and then a cloud rolls in
Rains on my parade and then
Talkin' this and that again, oh

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/08.14.03/gifs/limpbizkit2.jpg

Let's break it down for a minute
And roll it on up in third gear for a minute
I got the 21's bumpin' on my benz, and
I got girlies in the back seat rubbin' on my friends, and
I don't really give a fuck about
What these player hatin' pussies give a fuck about
'cause i'm a night ranger, never been a stranger
My two-way pager is lookin' for some danger
Zoolander, hit you with the magnum
Everybody get your groove on if you have one
And if you ain't got it then admit it:
It's limpbizkit, time for you to get it
All around the world and this 45 pre-low (?)
Everywhere we go we watch it on the tivo
And now you're layin' in the bed you made
Drinkin' hatorade, think about it

Take me back to yesterday
Rollin' dice and getting laid
Everything was a.o.k. oh...
But now and then a cloud rolls in
Rains on my parade and then
Talkin' this and that again, go

http://www.bluejean.com.tr/nevarneyok/01819/imperiaflex_0_10_0.jpg

Leave, thinkin' that you're all that, and then some
I've got news for you
So you're thinkin' that you're all that, and then some?
Man, i got news for you

Let me guess, you ain't that impressed
Mister, hale - tosis of the breath
Livin' lifestyles of the wish-you-would
From the back isles of the thrifty-good
See i, i got room to talk, kid
I been layin' this track since north cackilack
And the very first day that you fell out the sack
I was in some fat laces, spinnin' on my back
Let me think, let me roll, let me ride
Let me put some funk in the trunk, triple 5
And a memory that can easy your pain
Like a melody from kurt cobain
'cause ya', never know when it's all gonna end
And ya', never know when you'll call on a friend
So you better take a step to prepare yourself
'cause the way you're livin' now, ain't good for your health

http://www.boomspeed.com/mehrdaad/fred.jpg

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

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