Bands that should literally be dragged out into the street and shot

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― roger adultery, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Literally? None of them, duh.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

literally? only ones i can think of would be someone who would want it themselves because it would boost their carreer. so ... slipknot, maybe?

― Jay K (Jay K), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

The rest of *mine*

― dave q, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 08:03 (twenty-two years ago)

How about figuratively?
Coldplay's a good first band up against the wall.

Then Fast Food Rockers.

― M Carty (mj_c), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

push out the jive, bring in the love

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 09:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh, what a "shocking" thread

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Daft Punk, so they don't ruin it with the third album.

― nick.K (nick.K), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)

many felt they'd already ruined it with the second, so things can only get better!

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

roger rage!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

many felt they'd already ruined it with the second

Many are STUPID

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

and perfectly entitled to it

― nick.K (nick.K), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Good Charlotte

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

many are right.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Well obviously The Manic Street Preachers - provide the ammunition and the weaponry and I will do the job myself, with pleasure.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

It might actually make more sense to shoot whatever band indoors; fewer witnesses and all. And how would you do it? Unless it was like the Little Kings or something, you probably couldn't drag out more than one member of the band at once, and any members you'd already dragged out would probably run away while you were inside dragging out the rest.

― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my God Northern State are so offensive and shoot-worthy!

― HULK (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

ilx has been one big testicle swinging fiasco lately, hasn't it?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(*Opens Portal; Wraps portal around Hulk; Banishes him to the Realm of the Mindless Ones.*)

― Dr Strange (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ilx has been one big testicle swinging fiasco lately, hasn't it?
I blame Spoonered and his side business of selling anabolic steroids to the ILXors.

― Dr Strange (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Good Charlotte
Sum 41
Jet's To Brazil
Lou Barlow/Folk Implosion/Sebadoh
Preston School of Industry
Slipknot

― tk, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Still haven't heard their music, but the Kings of Leon should be dragged out into the street and shot several times. Their lifeless
carcasses should then be butchered and fed to a gaggle of rabid wolverines, and their ensuing steaming, viscous dung should be burnt and spread all over a wide patch of unhallowed ground in a haphazzard manner so that the band's loved ones many never visit their whearabouts.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

ilx has been one big testicle swinging fiasco lately, hasn't it?

jess=otm, sadly.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom: not even The Stands?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

well, get your ovaries out, then.

― your null fame (yournullfame), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that the version Primal Scream didn't release?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

While Ann Coulter still lives on, I can't get too worked up about bands.

― ham on rye (ham on rye), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Stereophonics.

That's all.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

S*club

― raiya papaya, Saturday, 20 November 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

nada surf.

― aline, Saturday, 20 November 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Libertines, not doing the slow suicide thing quickly enough

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Saturday, 20 November 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

kings of leon

― god made dirt and dirt bust ass (papa november), Sunday, 21 November 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

The fucking cunty local band who turned up late and soundchecked over my DJ set. Cunts. I'm not even going to mention them by name, cos that would dignify them with an ILM mention. They were shite ladrockers who made the Music sound like Can. Cunts.

Nickelback
Muse
Stereophonics (already mentioned, but no harm mentioning them again)
Razorshite
Babyshambles
Pink Grease
Keane ("biliously offensive" copyright Stevie Chick. OT fuckin' M!)

Sorry for all this bad language. I'm a bit pissed. I'll get me coat.

― stew, Sunday, 21 November 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Burzum, the fucking murderer
Miles Davis, the fucking drug addict wife-beater.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 21 November 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

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