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Is there anyway that i can urgently contact Ozzy Osbourne to a contact that i can guarentee he will read! VERY URGENT!
Tasha

Tasha Pickworth, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

i love ILM.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Make a wish and click your heels three times, repeating "Ozzy....Ozzy....Ozzy". Then do a shot of Jaegermeister.


Why not call the publicity department of his record label?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Draw a pentagram on the floor and invoke Satan. If a tiny homunculus appears in a puff of smoke, don't worry, that's just Ronnie James Dio.

Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

haha.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

".... urgently.... Ozzy Osbourne.... guarantee.... read...."

Have you actually seen the state of Ozzy Osbourne recently?!?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

His assistant's name is Tom ("Tommy Gun") Bongiovi (no relation.) His number is (214)824-8952. Or you can sometimes catch him in the 3rd floor bar of the Wydham on 9th Ave.

Hope that helps-

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

If you live in the UK, phone him direct on 01524 32090. However, he'll only answer you if you refer to him as "A1 Taxis", so be warned.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ask him if he's smuggled drugs to his kid currently in rehab.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Make a wish and click your heels three times, repeating "Ozzy....Ozzy....Ozzy". Then do a shot of Jaegermeister."


LMAO

Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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can you send me a email please

kambiz, Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

kambiz i insist that you WAKE UP before posting!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

why is he in so many commercials right now

Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 December 2008 00:47 (seventeen years ago)

Because his wife won't let him retire. It's so sad.

Nate Carson, Monday, 8 December 2008 10:42 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

holy shit! RIP

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/02/BAPJ15LAQ3.DTL

eman, Monday, 2 February 2009 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://aaron4h.com/Documents/ThumbsDown.jpg

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 2 February 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

lol, i came here to post that too!

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 2 February 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

jordan otm, total bummer.

eman, Monday, 2 February 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Genetics to solve why Ozzy Osbourne is still alive

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/health/article7148982.ece

a detective or a pervert (another al3x), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.dickdestiny.com/webwalker.JPG

Gorge, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 17:19 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

Just going to go ahead and get this on the front page.

pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

Nevermind. My father is losing his damn mind.

pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

What?

farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

First the email about the Air France accident with pictures of the "Lost" cast and now this.

pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

I work for a newspaper (covering business in the state of Arkansas) and Dad calls with the big scoop that Ozzy Osbourne is dead.

Turns out, he was reading some Onion-like page that also added the Grim Reaper appeared and chased Ozzy around stage.

pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)

I'm glad that I didn't scare the Walmart and Tyson Chicken brass with the erroneous news of Ozzy's death.

pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)

remember the Alamo

bass line has no point of view (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 4 October 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

three years pass...

I love Sabbath and the first couple of Ozzy solo records, but how the fuck this guy hasn't died from his own stupidity..

But... could you imagine a formation in your lemonade? Ho! (Turrican), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:15 (ten years ago)

bite your tongue

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 May 2016 21:18 (ten years ago)

Bite the head off your live tongue.

how's life, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 10:36 (ten years ago)

Dammit, should have gone with "bite the tongue off a live bat."

how's life, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 10:41 (ten years ago)

Bat got your tongue?

DavidLeeRoth, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:32 (ten years ago)

bite your tongue

― Οὖτις, Monday, May 9, 2016 9:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OK OK, he was only passing comment, no need to bite his head off.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 12:05 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

Ozzy Osbourne
4 hrs ·

Over the last 6 years, I have been dealing with a sex addiction.

I’m sorry if Ms. Pugh took our sexual relationship out of context. I’d also like to apologize to the other women I have been having sexual relationships with.

Out of bad comes good.

Since the press exposed this I have gone into intense therapy.

I am mortified at what my behavior has done to my family. I thank God that my incredible wife is at my side to support me.

'took our sexual relationship out of context'

j., Wednesday, 3 August 2016 20:57 (nine years ago)

Ozzy, in his continuing quest to have every addiction...

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)

'took our sexual relationship out of context'


sex addiction bad comes good press exposed intense behavior God incredible

pplains, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

ozzy osbourne

pplains, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)

Ha, "intense therapy"! Is that what they're calling it these days!?

the hair - it's lost its energy (Turrican), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)

"Is Mr. Osbourne ready yet? Show starts in fifteen minutes"
"Ah, he's just around the back, sucking a throat lozenge, limbering up and having some intense therapy"

the hair - it's lost its energy (Turrican), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)

*during outro to 'War Pigs'*

"Where's Ozzy gone?"
"Probably for a quick bit of intense therapy"

the hair - it's lost its energy (Turrican), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:19 (nine years ago)

"and on today's episode of The Osbournes..."

Sharon: *knocking on the bathroom door* "OZZY! OZZY!"
Ozzy: "Sharon, for fucks sake!"
Sharon: "You've been in there 45 fucking minutes and I need a shit, you and your fucking intense therapy!"

the hair - it's lost its energy (Turrican), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:21 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4eqC3DX_oE

pplains, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:32 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

fjld;asv;nrgf;lngfafdsa

Today marks the 37th Anniversary since I bit a head off a f*cking bat! Celebrate with this commemorative plush with detachable head.https://t.co/Of23jCDtaa pic.twitter.com/U8ZkmOYOey

— Ozzy Osbourne (@OzzyOsbourne) January 20, 2019

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 January 2019 16:26 (seven years ago)

I'm still waiting for the Alamo diaper.

pplains, Sunday, 20 January 2019 16:34 (seven years ago)

@peta

v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Sunday, 20 January 2019 16:34 (seven years ago)

When I saw this thread had been bumped, that's the last thing I thought it would be about.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, 21 January 2019 00:41 (seven years ago)

Like, I thought Ozzy getting himself into a nasty accident through his own stupidity was the most likely topic.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, 21 January 2019 00:42 (seven years ago)

three years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/Pz6FAst.jpg

calstars, Friday, 25 March 2022 12:46 (four years ago)

two years pass...

i watched the RRHOF induction thingy and was mildly impressed by how well he delivered his speech. Bat Throne was pretty cool in a corny Ozzy way … and it was kind of nice seeing everyone go over & hug him after the performances

Jelly Roll doing “Mama I’m Coming Home” forced my skeleton to get up and walk into traffic lol, like ffs at least try to hit “i dont care about the sunshine” or what are we doing here

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 October 2024 05:49 (one year ago)

I couldn’t watch his rnr hof speech. Too sad. But “war pigs” just came on at the bar

calstars, Sunday, 27 October 2024 20:48 (one year ago)


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