― Tasha Pickworth, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)
Why not call the publicity department of his record label?
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)
Have you actually seen the state of Ozzy Osbourne recently?!?
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)
Hope that helps-
― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)
LMAO
― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― kambiz, Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 31 July 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)
why is he in so many commercials right now
― Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 December 2008 00:47 (seventeen years ago)
Because his wife won't let him retire. It's so sad.
― Nate Carson, Monday, 8 December 2008 10:42 (seventeen years ago)
holy shit! RIP
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/02/02/BAPJ15LAQ3.DTL
― eman, Monday, 2 February 2009 20:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://aaron4h.com/Documents/ThumbsDown.jpg
― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Monday, 2 February 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)
lol, i came here to post that too!
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 2 February 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)
jordan otm, total bummer.
― eman, Monday, 2 February 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)
Genetics to solve why Ozzy Osbourne is still alive
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/health/article7148982.ece
― a detective or a pervert (another al3x), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 16:55 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.dickdestiny.com/webwalker.JPG
― Gorge, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 17:19 (sixteen years ago)
Just going to go ahead and get this on the front page.
― pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)
Nevermind. My father is losing his damn mind.
― pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
What?
― farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
First the email about the Air France accident with pictures of the "Lost" cast and now this.
I work for a newspaper (covering business in the state of Arkansas) and Dad calls with the big scoop that Ozzy Osbourne is dead.
Turns out, he was reading some Onion-like page that also added the Grim Reaper appeared and chased Ozzy around stage.
― pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:37 (thirteen years ago)
I'm glad that I didn't scare the Walmart and Tyson Chicken brass with the erroneous news of Ozzy's death.
― pplains, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
remember the Alamo
― bass line has no point of view (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 4 October 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-fj2NCLjAT60/UXpNOHpSriI/AAAAAAAAAA4/9YqR-a8e1HU/w800-h800/pow-mia.gif
http://pagesix.com/2016/05/09/where-is-ozzy-osbourne-hiding/
― am0n, Monday, 9 May 2016 20:56 (ten years ago)
I love Sabbath and the first couple of Ozzy solo records, but how the fuck this guy hasn't died from his own stupidity..
― But... could you imagine a formation in your lemonade? Ho! (Turrican), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:15 (ten years ago)
bite your tongue
― Οὖτις, Monday, 9 May 2016 21:18 (ten years ago)
Bite the head off your live tongue.
― how's life, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 10:36 (ten years ago)
Dammit, should have gone with "bite the tongue off a live bat."
― how's life, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 10:41 (ten years ago)
Bat got your tongue?
― DavidLeeRoth, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 11:32 (ten years ago)
― Οὖτις, Monday, May 9, 2016 9:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
OK OK, he was only passing comment, no need to bite his head off.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 12:05 (ten years ago)
Ozzy Osbourne4 hrs ·Over the last 6 years, I have been dealing with a sex addiction.I’m sorry if Ms. Pugh took our sexual relationship out of context. I’d also like to apologize to the other women I have been having sexual relationships with.Out of bad comes good.Since the press exposed this I have gone into intense therapy.I am mortified at what my behavior has done to my family. I thank God that my incredible wife is at my side to support me.
Over the last 6 years, I have been dealing with a sex addiction.
I’m sorry if Ms. Pugh took our sexual relationship out of context. I’d also like to apologize to the other women I have been having sexual relationships with.
Out of bad comes good.
Since the press exposed this I have gone into intense therapy.
I am mortified at what my behavior has done to my family. I thank God that my incredible wife is at my side to support me.
'took our sexual relationship out of context'
― j., Wednesday, 3 August 2016 20:57 (nine years ago)
Ozzy, in his continuing quest to have every addiction...
― Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)
sex addiction bad comes good press exposed intense behavior God incredible
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:10 (nine years ago)
ozzy osbourne
Ha, "intense therapy"! Is that what they're calling it these days!?
― the hair - it's lost its energy (Turrican), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)
"Is Mr. Osbourne ready yet? Show starts in fifteen minutes""Ah, he's just around the back, sucking a throat lozenge, limbering up and having some intense therapy"
― the hair - it's lost its energy (Turrican), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)
*during outro to 'War Pigs'*
"Where's Ozzy gone?""Probably for a quick bit of intense therapy"
― the hair - it's lost its energy (Turrican), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:19 (nine years ago)
"and on today's episode of The Osbournes..."
Sharon: *knocking on the bathroom door* "OZZY! OZZY!"Ozzy: "Sharon, for fucks sake!"Sharon: "You've been in there 45 fucking minutes and I need a shit, you and your fucking intense therapy!"
― the hair - it's lost its energy (Turrican), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:21 (nine years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4eqC3DX_oE
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 21:32 (nine years ago)
fjld;asv;nrgf;lngfafdsa
Today marks the 37th Anniversary since I bit a head off a f*cking bat! Celebrate with this commemorative plush with detachable head.https://t.co/Of23jCDtaa pic.twitter.com/U8ZkmOYOey— Ozzy Osbourne (@OzzyOsbourne) January 20, 2019
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 January 2019 16:26 (seven years ago)
I'm still waiting for the Alamo diaper.
― pplains, Sunday, 20 January 2019 16:34 (seven years ago)
@peta
― v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Sunday, 20 January 2019 16:34 (seven years ago)
When I saw this thread had been bumped, that's the last thing I thought it would be about.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, 21 January 2019 00:41 (seven years ago)
Like, I thought Ozzy getting himself into a nasty accident through his own stupidity was the most likely topic.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, 21 January 2019 00:42 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Pz6FAst.jpg
― calstars, Friday, 25 March 2022 12:46 (four years ago)
i watched the RRHOF induction thingy and was mildly impressed by how well he delivered his speech. Bat Throne was pretty cool in a corny Ozzy way … and it was kind of nice seeing everyone go over & hug him after the performancesJelly Roll doing “Mama I’m Coming Home” forced my skeleton to get up and walk into traffic lol, like ffs at least try to hit “i dont care about the sunshine” or what are we doing here
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 October 2024 05:49 (one year ago)
I couldn’t watch his rnr hof speech. Too sad. But “war pigs” just came on at the bar
― calstars, Sunday, 27 October 2024 20:48 (one year ago)