Bands that should be dismembered, the limbs then used to beat Pitchfork writers senseless

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Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

There, now no threads of this sort need ever be posted again

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

die

David Allen, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

This was supposed to be mocking the recent spate of "which bands do you want to have bad things happen to" threads, David. LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE, MAN. Think in an area that is not necessarily inside the box!

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(Unless you want me to die for mocking the band-hate threads because you find strings of band names mingled with curse words and no real explanations behind said h8X0r to be a wonderland of whimsy)

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 22:48 (twenty-two years ago)

blah blah blah, just die.

Threads about pitchfork hate, or hate of pitchfork hate, or hate of that, fuck 'em all.

David Allen, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Like low-beam headlights, sarcasm only travels about 100 feet."

Nick Mirov (nick), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

The gratuitous Pitchfork reference tied in with the overarching obnoxious omnipresence of boring DUR I ARE HATE THIS BAND threads = YES, FUCK 'EM ALL, I AGREE

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Like low-beam headlights, sarcasm only travels about 100 feet."

As opposed to what? The sincerity of injury? ::burps::

maria b (maria b), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That's right. There's a very fine line between stupid and clever - and they cross that shit all the time.

LA75, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

That's right. There's a very fine line between stupid and clever - and they cross that shit all the time.

LA75 (LA75), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Think in an area that is not necessarily inside the box!"

For example, like the space in between the ridges at the center of the cardboard of which the box is composed. That's a great place to think, I've noticed.

Girolamo Savonarola, Wednesday, 30 July 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sure there's a technical term for that, and I'm glad I don't know what it is

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

corrugating?

flightsatdusk (flightsatdusk), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

no offense dave, but you have to be the densest person on ilx. (no mean feat, i know.)

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 30 July 2003 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps a Pitchfork shareholder.


I actually like Pitchfork, myself.

ham on rye (ham on rye), Thursday, 31 July 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

no offense dave, but you have to be the densest person on ilx. (no mean feat, i know.)
-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...), July 31st, 2003.

Threads about pitchfork hate, or hate of pitchfork hate, or hate of that, fuck 'em all.

The irony that you read that, and still didn't get that I got it, stretches for miles and miles.


David Allen, Thursday, 31 July 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/ironing.jpg

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 31 July 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

E. (ebb), Thursday, 31 July 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.google.com.au/images?q=tbn:9-cVjPb3tYQC:sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0129/photo/a_alanis_i.jpg

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 31 July 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

E. (ebb), Thursday, 31 July 2003 01:49 (twenty-two years ago)

David Allen, Thursday, 31 July 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I may have missed the point again.

David Allen, Thursday, 31 July 2003 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha "no offense"

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 31 July 2003 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)


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