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Post 'em up. I defy anyone to come up with anything crapper than this shot of The Matrix. No wonder they're producers.

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.10/images/FF_producers_3.jpg

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 September 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Lauren Christy actually released a decent album a few years ago. Of course, it was after her crap first album.

― Andrew Frye (paul cox), Friday, 12 September 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

what was that one metal band with the chastity belt and shit? that was ace.

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Friday, 12 September 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Zydamax:

http://www.zydamax.com/images/band.JPG

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 September 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

MINE'S A GUINESS!

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 12 September 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.socratesradionetwork.com/images/awine1.jpg

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 12 September 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/

Have at it. There are a few that are very, very funny.

― earlnash, Friday, 12 September 2003 01:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't beat Skyhooks for dodgy poses and costumes :D

http://www.aswas.com/skyhooks/img/skyhooks_7.jpg

God bless 'em, and RIP Shirl (fuck that makes me sound old).

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 12 September 2003 04:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.8ung.at/bandfotogalerie/

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 September 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The Matrix

It's like they invite beatings. Nothing about the music, just that!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 September 2003 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

EVERY picture of Japan on that fretless bass thread, with the possible exception of the first one, and even that one is crap in its way.

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 12 September 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000005RF7.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)

My God.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

heh!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Theres pictures of Japan somewhere? *scoots off to look*

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Then, of course, there was Armored Saint....

http://www.ArmoredSaint.com/as1.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Alas, poor Wayne.....

http://themissionuk.com/images/archive/8687/prettyin86.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://themissionuk.com/images/archive/8687/wayne202vienna4mar87.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

And, lest we forget, the Cold Lake-era "glam" incarnation of Celtic Frost....

http://www.celticfrost.com/Z6.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/7260/kansas76.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Kansas again. Talk about the 'point of no return'. Indeed!

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/7260/kansas92.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

And Kansas today...
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/7260/kan_p50.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://pluto.spaceports.com/~mot/wrathchild/wcstakjap.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't find it online, but the inner dust-jacket pic of Accept on the Balls to the Wall album had a disquietingly homoerotic lacrosse team vibe to it that invariably did them few favours.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 12 September 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, wasn't that the POINT?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 12 September 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://otoro.com/images/ironvirgin.jpg

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Friday, 12 September 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

― calstars (calstars), Saturday, 13 September 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Getting back to the original post: good call. I saw that picture in the current issue of Wired, and my first thought was HAHHAHAHAH. They look totally crap, and very desperate. But then I looked at my copy of the magazine again and realized that they've made just about everyone look like utter cunts.

Timbaland and Dan the Automator and Felix look vaguely normal, but everyone else featured in that article looks like a grotesque freak of nature. The photo of Butch Vig makes him look like a sweaty biology teacher. That geezer from DFA looks like a hobbit, and the Neptunes look like low-rent porn stars.

I mean, I'm no oil painting, but Christ.

― retort pouch (retort pouch), Saturday, 13 September 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

six years pass...

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200/drp000/p011/p01197ps83q.jpg
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200/drP000/P011/P01198HE44V.jpg

Wire - great band but jeezus

― Tolaca Luke (admrl), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

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