DJ 3 songs for a billion dollars!!!

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ok kid you are dj-ing in front of the intergalactic booty council and they offer you a billion dollars if you can spin 3 songs that make them cum on the dance floor. WHICH 3 SONGS DO YOU CHOOSE!?

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 22 September 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

1. "P Control" - 0)+>
2. "Close Your Eyes (Optikonfuzion)" - Acen
3. "Immigrant Song" - Led Zepplin

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 September 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"Strokin'"
"The Electric Slide"
"Achy Breaky Heart"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 22 September 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"How fucking romantic"-the magnetic fields
"pen expers"-autechre
and the 3rd's a tie b/w something off the conet project and "i had too much to dream" by the electric prunes
because lets face it, this is the intergalactic booty council, which is probably comprised mainly of aliens, and their rumps bump differently from ours.

― Felcher (Felcher), Monday, 22 September 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

'pop life' - Prince
'I feel Love' - Donna Summer
'Jailbird (dust brother mix)' - Primal Scream

― scottjames23 (worrysome-man), Monday, 22 September 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

The first song is that three thousand year long John Cage thing, that'll distract them while I take over their superior technology and depose them.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 September 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i wouldve said the same ned, but that would require me somehow finding a recording of it first.

― Felcher (Felcher), Monday, 22 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Sheesh, leave it to Ned to turn a simple thought exercise into an intergalactic coup. Must everything end in bloodshed?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 September 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Donna Summer, "I Feel Love"
The Rapture, "House of Jealous Lovers"
50 Cent, "In Da Club"

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Monday, 22 September 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Hal 9000 - Blow 'Em Out
Evil 9 - Cakehole - Midnight Son mix
Air - All I Need - Rough Diamond remix

These always seem to work.

― schwantz, Monday, 22 September 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Sheesh, leave it to Ned to turn a simple thought exercise into an intergalactic coup. Must everything end in bloodshed?

Must you be so uncouth? Deposing them involves locking them in a room and saying "Now listening to this two second loop of Ja Rule droning forever." Putty in my hands after a couple of hours.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 September 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

1.Dead Or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)
2.LFO - LFO
3.DJ Paul - Lords Of The Hardschool (to show them nobody can fuck with the mighty Rotterdam Hardcore)

― Siegbran (eofor), Monday, 22 September 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

The billion dollars is Siegbran's! They are Xxargian living dollars however - the good news is they may breed, the bad news is you have to catch them first.

― Quelqaz the Many-Polyped (Groke), Monday, 22 September 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Just put an Abba Best Of on and be done with it.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 22 September 2003 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd play a bootleg of Lil Louis' 'French Kiss' vs Detroit Grand Pubas 'Sandwiches' , FC Kahuna 'Machine Says yes' and something hot by Patra (no idea what tho)

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 22 September 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

at 3:35pm it'd be

Prodigy 'Everybody In The Place 155 and Rising'
Panjabi MC 'Kori (Giddah)'
Lance Lockarm - 'Don't You Want My Big Head'

― (Jon L), Monday, 22 September 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Dee Lite - Groove is in the Heart
Les Rythmes Digitales - Jaques Your Body
DJ Kool - Let Me Clear My Throat

― Brian Miller, Monday, 22 September 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

YMCA three times in a row, surely

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 22 September 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

1. Johnny Clarke - None Shall Escape the Judgement
2. Marc Smith feat Safe'n'Sound - Identify The Beat
3. Manowar - Carry On

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 22 September 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"I Can't Stand Myself(When You Touch Me)" James Brown
"Spread The Groove Around" Bohannon
"Cloreen Bacon Skin" Prince

― peepee (peepee), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

haha no more debt for J0hn!

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Deee-Lite, 'Groove Is In The Heart'
Missy Elliott, 'Work It'
Rozalla, 'Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)'

― The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 07:54 (twenty-two years ago)

jay-z -big pimpin

dizzee vs vitalic - i luv poney

basement jaxx - where's yr head at

(a bit too dark maybe)

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 08:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Tigerstyle - Are You Really

mixed into

Roni Size - Morse Code

mixed into

Hrvatski's remix of Kid 606's Catstep/My Kitten/Catnap

SEMEN EXPLOSION!

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Oye Como Va - Tito Puente
Jungle Jazz - Kool & The Gang
Climax - Paperclip People

― BrianB, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

technotronic - pump up the jam
jay-z - money cash hoes
r kelly - ignition rmx

― minna (minna), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Three Fall songs of course.

Obviously, eveyone would hate it and go to the bar, but I take pleasure in the discomfort of others.

Do I still get paid?

― Sasha Gabba Hey! (sgh), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

If this council is comprised of an advanced peoples who presumably have mastered the physics of insterstellar space travel, then the post-LP5 algorhythmic dance of autechre is the only choice!

Lentic Catachresis
P.:Ntil
/]{-/] (excerpt)

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Princess Superstar "Wet Wet Wet"
Outkast "Spread"
Prince "Pussy Control"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

blueboy 'remember me'
jeff mills 'the bells'
sketptic 'tear'

― Barnaby (Barnaby), Thursday, 25 September 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Jackson-'Don't Stop Til You Get Enough'
to
Basement Jaxx feat. JC Chasez-'Plug It In'
to
The Beastie Boys-'Fight For Your Right'

Though 'Hot In Herre' was a tasty option.

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 25 September 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"But what if the aliens don't wear clothes?" I wondered.

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 25 September 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

MJ Blige - Family Affair
Funkadelic - One Nation Under a Groove
Sly & FS - Family Affair

― Fabrice (Fabfunk), Thursday, 25 September 2003 13:21 (twenty-two years ago)

btw I'm totally stealing the phrase "intergalactic booty council"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 September 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Octagon - Basic Channel
Numbers - Kraftwerk
Spastik - Plastikman

― d.w., Thursday, 25 September 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Sigue Sigue Sputnik - "Love Rocket F1-11"
The Damned - "New Rose"
Fatboy Slim - "Acid 8000"

proven by science.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 25 September 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Khia - My Neck, My Back
Outhere Bros - Fuck You in the Ass
2 Live Crew - Me So Horny

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 25 September 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

'btw I'm totally stealing the phrase "intergalactic booty council" '
ditto

― Felcher (Felcher), Thursday, 25 September 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

phil-two is now a very rich man!

― minna (minna), Friday, 26 September 2003 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

kano - i'm ready
flash - fix
jackson 5 - hum along and dance

― Conor (Conor), Friday, 26 September 2003 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

born slippy-underworld
the start it up-joey beltram
pannik-speedy j

i always mention the last two in threads vaguely similar to this

― robin (robin), Friday, 26 September 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

1. Technotronic - pump up the jam
2. Missy Elliott - work it
3. c+#c Music factory- wanna get funky

― [email protected] ([email protected]), Sunday, 16 November 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

oh YES YES YES

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 16 November 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

The Intergalactic Booty Council:

"That set has certain flaws."

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 16 November 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm thinking...

Hall and Oates - I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)
Ultramagnetic MC's - Give the Drummer Some
Prodigy - Out of Space

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 16 November 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

No... wait... make that last one "Wind It Up." "Out of Space" has those stoppy parts that stave off orgasm.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 16 November 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

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