My boss just caught me looking at ILM when I was meant to be working

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Oh g-g-g-god...I just couldn't tear myself away from the Bang thread. He didn't say anything, just...smiled at me a bit.

Maybe that's why bang's folding - they all spent too much time on the internet.

anyone else been caught recently? how many sackings has this site caused?

― Kate Jane Connolly (fixitgirl), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i like a bit of danger in my life. i turned up to work at 11.15 today and pretty much got away with it, wtf? must try harder...

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Boss, boss, check out this bit of this thread were Mark C [he's called 'Markelby' now] says 'daphne roXX UR ALL GAY'!!!!!"

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"steve, sorry to interrupt you from your busy schedule but i'd like to you meet our new recruit, this is calum..."

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Which Bang thread?

― M Carty (mj_c), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

This happens to me constantly.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

My bosses aren't here - away on business in Japan. That said, I feel awkward when colleagues catch me on ILX or Boxikon (my recent obsession).

― nathalie (nathalie), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I have an office, not a veal pen, and my computer screen faces away from the door. So I do pretty much whatever the fuck I want all day.

― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Pornapalooza for Phil!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, yeah, but not in the way you think.

― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I work at home on my own, which means I kinda wish there *were* someone looking over my shoulder now and again, making sure I wasn't squandering my time on a message board rather than writing up interviews.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

this happens to me so often I don't even care or pretend to care anymore. everyone else checks their mail all day long anyway.

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

yep.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I only come here on my lunch break, so it's all good.

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i just got caught looking at this thread

at least it wasn't fat cocks.

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

nine years pass...

We got a new set of underwear at my company's shop, so I took one out and wore one over my clothes.

I was walking like a gorilla in them and my manager just walked in on me.

Never laughed so hard.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)

Damn it. I'm starting a new thread on ILE about this.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 18 October 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)

at least it wasn't fat cocks.

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, December 10, 2003 7:30 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Nationwide Festival of Light Bondage (wins), Friday, 18 October 2013 23:05 (twelve years ago)

I had never seen the 'In Praise of Fat Cocks.' thread before tonight.

― posing pointless essay questions/indulging in a bit of mild handwringing (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 23:08 (twelve years ago)

I have an office, not a veal pen, and my computer screen faces away from the door. So I do pretty much whatever the fuck I want all day.

― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, December 10, 2003 4:01 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how bad is it that I read "veal pen" as a euphemism for cock

― Nationwide Festival of Light Bondage (wins), Friday, 18 October 2013 23:10 (twelve years ago)

seven months pass...

That's pretty bad!

― how's life, Monday, 16 June 2014 19:36 (eleven years ago)

well I do not remember this

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Monday, 16 June 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

I remember the thread hexy started tho

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Monday, 16 June 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)

He was a character wasn't he, hah hah

good old hexy

(we cut off the head & put garlic in its mouth, right?)

― I 'SCAPED A GAOL FFS (wins), Monday, 16 June 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)

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