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define it.

tom west (thomp), Thursday, 11 December 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

It's gotta move my ass.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 11 December 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

that's a carrot.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 11 December 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.puroresu.com/wrestlers/photo/funk_terry.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 11 December 2003 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

terry!

Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 11 December 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

That was meant to be a picture of Terry Funk in my post, actually. Hmmm.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 11 December 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

there IS a picture of the funkster in your post, dom!

Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 11 December 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

A cocky swagger.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"b-b-bring baack t-t-the funk"

s club junior #3 (starry), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.nih.gov/news/NIH-Record/01_23_2001/images/funk.jpghttp://www.arrl.org/pio/protips/funk.jpghttp://www.paulagordon.com/shows/funk/funk-photo.jpg2
These are the first three people who appear on Google when you search pictures for "funk". that must be it, then!

Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:11 (twenty-two years ago)

well, we'll take the fourth person, then. She's also more scary.
http://cpt.fsu.edu/images/funk.gif

Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

This is pretty cool, too. Just if you are wondering if anyone is listening to Bootsy right now in your neighborhood.
http://w1.184.telia.com/~u18407162/funk.jpg

Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah... Get a groove on, sista ...
http://www.bornholm.aeldremobiliseringen.dk/BILLEDER-GRAFIK/Birthe%20Funk%20P.jpg

Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

In want children so they can wear these:
http://www.velotique.com/images/sox-funk.jpg

Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

This has to be good, too
http://www.burrjohnson.com/Assets/Summer-funk-new-3.jpg

Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)

last one, promise:
http://www.media01.com/artists/perkov/Funky.jpg

Jay Kid (Jay K), Thursday, 11 December 2003 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.eddiegilbert.com/pics/funk.jpg

Captain Sleep (Captain Sleep), Thursday, 11 December 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

ah. right.

tom west (thomp), Thursday, 11 December 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

lateral movement

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Repetitive, unmelodic, unharmonic and generally boring.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:53 (twenty-two years ago)

In this small town (population can't be more than 2000) near where I live, where there's only one cop, there's a "Funk Street". The street marker got stolen so many times they eventually gave up on it. I wanted one so bad.

Sonny A. (Keiko), Thursday, 11 December 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Geir what turns you on?

(you don't have to answer this time)

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Lady if etc. etc.

Alternatively, that which Geir finds boring and strange.

Also, 'in the pocket'.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Quick! Someone transport Geir aboard the Mothership Connection!

herbalizer12 (herbalizer12), Friday, 12 December 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i912WWyWok

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 6 November 2009 15:41 (sixteen years ago)

sadly, my flash install is broken, so this will remain a mystery to me

thomp, Friday, 6 November 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2007/jan/05/popandrock

let's say it loud: funk is the worst musical genre ever invented, a big old stain on Brown's CV and the cause of at least four decades of grinding misery.

This, I will allow, is less a matter of such trailblazing proto-funk Brown pieces as Papa's Got a Brand New Bag, Sex Machine and I Got the Feelin', as the ongoing nightmare of chronic indulgence and musical slop they undoubtedly spawned. If you doubt this, listen to the supposed high points of the genre: anything by the likes of Tower of Power, pre-disco Kool and the Gang, Cameo before they discovered pop music, or the woeful Ohio Players. And before anyone mentions the peak-period work of George Clinton, I say only this: hats off for the UFO, onstage fancy dress and occasional pearling tune, but did everything have to be so long? (I have a friend who saw Funkadelic in Manchester in 1975 - a six-hour performance, he says, that amounted to an experiment involving the limits of human endurance.)

- John Harris

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/9/21/1253525426264/John-Harris-Guardian-staf-001.jpg
let's say it loud: funk is the worst musical genre ever invented

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)

I have a friend like this, tbh

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 September 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

does he look like john harris?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

x-post

Geir's got a friend or too. Wow. Harris lumps too much stuff together. I found some of a Funkadelic show a bit wearying way back when, but it wasn't the funk portions of the gig, but the rock ones(I know, shame on me, but all of the guitar solos were not of Maggot Brain brilliance).

"Woeful Ohio Players" -- I can't believe this guy hates their hits.

curmudgeon, Monday, 13 September 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

would ttly spend the next half hour reading comments on this ;_;

grodyody (goole), Monday, 13 September 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)

i probably meant 'funkiness, define it' really

thomp, Monday, 13 September 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

john harris is a florid knobend

thomp, Monday, 13 September 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

Geir's got a friend

hah, wasn't Harris the one who loved Britpop?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 September 2010 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

local "funk" bar bands are the worst

rise of the silver sufjan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 September 2010 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

i believe harris was also lambasted on this screens of late for using a morrissey interview to complain about acts not indulging in the furious genre-blending of 'Damon Albarn's Gorillaz'

thomp, Monday, 13 September 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

Just for a moment, my mind was filled with the image of a bass player dressed up like a BacoFoil model of a partridge, standing at the top of one of the town's taller buildings and blitzing all in front of him with every miserable thwack of his thumb.

hypo ilxa/hermes ban (kkvgz), Monday, 13 September 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

thomp yeah i saw that, only thing is the john harris haters on the guardian threads wont read this thread as they probably hate funk too ... ;)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 September 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

But don't you see how funk was solely responsible for economic devastation in Clarkesdale? Naughty funk.

Haunted Clocks For Sale (Dorianlynskey), Monday, 13 September 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I was like wtf?? Hating on Ohio Players is bizarre enough, but if he actually believes that BS about Clarksdale, there aren't enough facepalms to signify my stupefaction.

Overblown 80's Gated Snore (Dan Peterson), Monday, 13 September 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

haha yeah that was a good bit too

Twenty-five years later, I saw decisive proof of funk's utter evil. On a trip to Clarksdale, Mississippi - one-time home of the blues, now home to a small blues industry - a friend and I were taken on a tour of a part of town that seemed to have been suddenly deserted in around 1975, leaving empty buildings and grass growing through the cracks in the road. Though I naively assumed this was probably down to the mechanisation of the cotton industry, our guide put us right: "Funk did this," he said (really, he did), claiming that, in killing the last traces of the blues, the nightmare genre had also done for his community.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 September 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

I don't know anything about clarksdale, mississippi, but it would seem John Harris doesn't either.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 September 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

yeah you already linked to it. and quoted from it. we get it.

The sulky expression from the hilarious "Aubrey Plaza" persona (history mayne), Monday, 13 September 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://electricmud.blogspot.com/2007/04/texas-funk-black-gold-from-lone-star.html

i cant get enough of this - where can I get more

Latham Green, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

ugh how long have i been on this fucking message board

thomp, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:45 (fifteen years ago)

No hamhock in your cornflakes, no credibility.

Onimosapien (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

and yeah, truth bomb, effortlessly sum up etc. to thomp

Onimosapien (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

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a "goaty"-style beard (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

i love millie jackson and o.v. wright and bobby rush and mandrill and latimore and william de vaughn and kool & the gang and many 45s on the fil-L.A of soul label, and joe simon and swamp dogg and timmy thomas and george mcrae and gwen mcrae and

one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

and the fuckin ohio players and parliament/funkadelic and syl johnson and clarence reid and miami, and clarence carter, and betty wright and otis clay and

one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 05:14 (fifteen years ago)

this year has been a big year for me & funk

one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 05:14 (fifteen years ago)

btw i am white

one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 05:15 (fifteen years ago)

gtfo

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 05:16 (fifteen years ago)

tru fax

one dis leads to another (ian), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 05:17 (fifteen years ago)

http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1284509274l/22581.jpg

Onimosapien (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 05:26 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Quick! Can anyone recommend me some good overview-style 70s funk comps?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 13:16 (thirteen years ago)

The Rhino In Yo Face ones are a good place to start.

Sailor-neighbor of Chaucer's wife (Tubby) (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 13:40 (thirteen years ago)

Seconded. Then next, I'd track down the Funky Collector series.

Tracklist (links to DL don't work): http://maurycio.wordpress.com/2010/07/15/funky-collector-series-18-cds/

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

Cheers fellas, will check those out.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:30 (thirteen years ago)

Do you want raw-sounding rare funk or more polished stuff like AWB, Gap Band, Tower of Power etc.?

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

Ooh, also Rhino's Phat Trax series. A little deeper catalog stuff, and longer versions, than In Yo Face but both of those were go-to sets when I had a dj gig.

Sailor-neighbor of Chaucer's wife (Tubby) (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 17:00 (thirteen years ago)

Do you want raw-sounding rare funk or more polished stuff like AWB, Gap Band, Tower of Power etc.?

― space phwoar (Hurting 2)

I'd like to mix it up as much as possible really, I'm a bit of a layman. Probably big sounding rather than lo-fi.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

Find me some funk. Nasty funk.

Tuned in in the middle of that Nelson George directed Funk overview tv doc hosted by Questlove, on VH1. Some good stuff. I gotta find out when its on again so i can see it all.

curmudgeon, Monday, 10 March 2014 17:13 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

The funk is broadcast live from the Mothership on W-E-F-U-N-K, and it leads to the kingdom of heaven. It will do you no harm!

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Sunday, 4 May 2014 19:29 (twelve years ago)


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