Do you care how much sex your favorite musicians have?

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Well?

― man, Monday, 15 December 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

bloody lots

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, so much they can barely walk

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

No, unless it's Chr1s Mart1n, but then I remember that it's Gwyneth he's shagging, and I laugh.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Do I care? I don't even want to know.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

in fact i'd rather they were getting their end away than writing songs

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't breathe on me, Chris, it's bad for my karma."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

dear favourite musicians, bang yourself silly. do it for old jimmy

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Only if they have lots of fun and make lots of money while doing it (unless you're Chris Martin, in which case you've had more sex and made more money than you deserved in the first place).

― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't need to know. What I care about is how much I'm having.

― Berkeley Sackett (calstars), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"Not in my ass, Chris, I don't care if you're middle class or not."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i wouldn't even deny chris a little butt booty

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't sing at me while in coitus, Chris, I'm concentrating on my orgasm. It's the only way I'll have one."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Even if we call it "parachuting"?

― Nom De Plume (Nom De Plume), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

When I'm grossed out, you guys have really accomplished something.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"Close your eyes, Chris, I want to see you transcending."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"Fuck me harder, Chris."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"Not that hard."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Harder than that. Come on."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Ouch."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"You really did only lose it at 22, didn't you?"

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"Eat my cunt, Martin, you prissy little mummy's boy!"

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"It's good for the baby, come on."

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick's fighting prostate cancer.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Stomach, actually.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You're a filthy little whore. If you don't cut it out, I'm going to buttfuck you myself.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that what Martin says back?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Who needs Calum?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Put on that fake English accent for me, ghettobitch!"

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Never drink alone on a Monday.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, this isn't well-heeled misogyny, this is homosexuality, pure and simple!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, stop peeping into their windows. Tis perverted.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

No misogyny about it. I hate Martin is all.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

But they only live up the road!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

You hate him, but you need to feel that streeeetch. I get it.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I am the least turned on I have ever been. And I need a poo.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm not surprised. by either.

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

And I've not even got a webcam on.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow....

unless they're having sex with *me*, I don't really want to know that much about anyone.

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Even Chris?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread = r0x0r. (i think, I don't understand it actually) I haven't got any favourite musicans, they are all useless, and none of them deserve any sex at all. Mug them, and give all their money to me.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 15 December 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Pashmina is Suge Knight!

― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Chris why is it all yellow?"

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

yes, they are dead now, and I hope none.

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I was deliberately avoiding that one, Gear!.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

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