hope nobody's posted this already.
― astroblaster (astroblaster), Monday, 22 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)
http://www.io.com/~dork/records/main.htmlhttp://www.coolandstrange.com/Links/art.html
― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Monday, 22 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)
http://www.io.com/~dork/pics/recpics7/barnetthair.jpg
― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, 22 December 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)
How is it that album covers deemed "the worst" are so consistently my favorites? This one's amazing, he's written little "zingers" next to each cover. Being an artist, i try to look at everything with an artists eye, and these were the ones i found with NO artistic appeal whatsoever.
I'd like to know what he does like.
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:23 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s224314.jpg
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:27 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, that list is pretty much all RONG
― Drew Daniel, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:29 (eighteen years ago)
Innit though?
As for the cover just posted above, it never fails, I love that one too.
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:30 (eighteen years ago)
Here's a better:
http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1166666469.jpg
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
Wow.
― chap, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:34 (eighteen years ago)
That is just so perfectly calibrated to scream CREEPY FUCKER that it must be on purpose.
― chap, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:36 (eighteen years ago)
Is he consoling her or is she frightened of him? It's the Mona Lisa of album art.
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:36 (eighteen years ago)
worst album cover ever is the new in flames
― Herman G. Neuname, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:37 (eighteen years ago)
Has anyone actually heard the albums that always appear on the "Worst Covers Ever" lists? Devistatin Dave: Zip Zap Rap, Joyce, Heino, Tino: Por Primera Vez, Ken: By Request Only, that one above...I'll bet one of them is actually a masterpiece.
― musically, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:37 (eighteen years ago)
I had to look up for some more info on this. Along with all the observational comedy eg: He's got a beer and had a smokes, what's she getting for her birthday then?
is:
Now the song is about a father and daughter. It's the daughters 16th Birthday and her first date...dad is out in a honky tonk drinking,and on his way home to see his julie off on her first date, he gets in a car accident. When he wakes up in the hospital he asks someone to tell julie that he's sorry he missed her 16th birthday...and the reply is that you can tell her your self when you get to heaven.... in a jist
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:38 (eighteen years ago)
I want to hear All My Friends Are Dead.
xpost
― chap, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:38 (eighteen years ago)
the reply is that you can tell her your self when you get to heaven
That makes it sound as if Julie is dead too!
― musically, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:40 (eighteen years ago)
so it goes!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:41 (eighteen years ago)
worst album cover ever is the new in flames Haven't seen it. I was pretty appalled by the Grinderman cover.
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:43 (eighteen years ago)
I shouldn't repost from other chatpages, but: (continues)
By the way looks aren't everything!! By the way John Bult is my ex-father-in-law and a GREAT Human Being I hope people never post ugly things about you for the whole world to read!!!
Gideon said... Chillax, Tara. That album cover's fuckin' hysterical. I'm sure John, himself, can at least concede this point.
p.s. and he's not your ex-father in law, so shut the fuck up
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:43 (eighteen years ago)
Was this from another thread about terrible album covers?
― RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:46 (eighteen years ago)
yeah. http://www.enews.org/blog/2005/08/worst-album-covers-ever.html
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 15:47 (eighteen years ago)
Chicks on Speed Will Save Us All! (2000)
Hi, We're ugly chicks with no idea for an album cover.
^^^OK I laughed
― DJ Mencap, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s86041.jpg
One left-over lolcat, it seems.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:13 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/s11925.jpg
Oddly, this one is actually at my right hand right now!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:15 (eighteen years ago)
Man 'Shazam' is an awesome cover!
― our work is never over, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:16 (eighteen years ago)
And a fant album too...
Anyroad, in the pantheon of comical evangelical albums of the US, there is one that can never be defeated. and here it is...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:17 (eighteen years ago)
yeah whats wrong with shazam?
― Zeno, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:17 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/coordinated/MinistersTouch.jpg
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:18 (eighteen years ago)
looks oddly like shazam.
― our work is never over, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:19 (eighteen years ago)
i didnt know henry kissinger was in a band.
― Zeno, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:21 (eighteen years ago)
With Andrew Lloyd Webber (far right), no less!
― chap, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
I think the center left guy and the right-most are holding hands.
― our work is never over, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
And Philip Seymour Hoffman!
C'mon one to go. (xp)
― ledge, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:24 (eighteen years ago)
OK, Ronnie Barker (1st left)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:27 (eighteen years ago)
but kissinger is first left!
― Zeno, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)
yeah we need the third guy. damn he's so nondescript.
― ledge, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)
I'm going with Edward from the League of Gentlemen for second left. http://www.geocities.com/gwaddingham/char6.jpg
― chap, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)
It's George! (out of Gilbert and George) (xpost)
― Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:31 (eighteen years ago)
Third guy is Frederick Forsyth.
― nate woolls, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:33 (eighteen years ago)
They are all damn hypocrites thats what they are! Ministers touching MEN?
BLASPHEMY!
― our work is never over, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:34 (eighteen years ago)
Third guy: Peter Hain.
― Neil S, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:37 (eighteen years ago)
^ Winner.
― nate woolls, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:39 (eighteen years ago)
Cheers!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:40 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.themummies.com/images/releases/singles/rs01013_front.jpg This one sucks, but is awesome at the same time.
― our work is never over, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 16:48 (eighteen years ago)
http://istanbulmusic.blogspot.com/2011/03/worst-album-covers-from-turkey-1.html
― redress control number (_Rudipherous_), Friday, 16 November 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)
That Ahmet KoƧ cover is boss.
― JoeStork, Saturday, 17 November 2012 01:34 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.playhardmusic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/CertifiedFront-2.jpg
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 September 2014 11:03 (eleven years ago)
Better than when Nas did it, imo.
― how's life, Monday, 8 September 2014 11:19 (eleven years ago)
certificate of "Pharaoh" status notified in triplicate by the local ombudsman
― Barry Gordy (Neil S), Monday, 8 September 2014 11:47 (eleven years ago)
metallica, tuesday's gone
― mookieproof, Saturday, 4 August 2018 02:32 (seven years ago)
New Arca goes straight onto the list.https://assets.boomkat.com/spree/products/641102/large/191404106259_T61318757890054.jpg
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 21 February 2020 01:21 (six years ago)
Ken - By Request Only fetches between $100 - $225 these days
https://www.discogs.com/release/4211163-Ken-By-Request-Only
― Morning Dew key (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 December 2025 17:49 (five months ago)