my roommate plays Ryan Adams' "Rock N Roll" every morning whilst showering and getting ready for her day. What music should i barrage her with in response?

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Keep in mind she plays "So Alive" on repeat after the album is finished. When I moved in with her she swore she liked obscure garage rock and techno, but all I hear is Postal Service, Death Cab, and this pissy little twat Adams.

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Play No Doubt. That would drive me insane! Or you could get that REM album with "Shiny Happy People". Play "Shiny Happy People" on repeat!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

my roommate plays coldplay and REM incessantly. and he only has like 4 songs by each, so he just puts them on repeat and i want to kill him. anyways. if I get pissed I just play eminem or death metal super loud or like black dice.
he usually leaves if i do that.

― geff (kissmyfist), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Slayer!

No! KILLING JOKE!!!!!!

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

bullets

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

make her bed stink real bad

― geff (kissmyfist), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I was thinking of leaving a slice of monterey jack cheese under her pillow and playing some drill and bass every morning. Not Squarepusher, but literally drilling a live bass fish.

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

music sucks if it's not obscure.

― MerkinMuffley (MerkinMuffley), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

be nice?

― cozen¡ (Cozen), Sunday, 28 December 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Lords of Acid. That has worked for me more than once.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 28 December 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Big Black - Songs about Fucking. Tell her to stick that up her pipe and smoke it

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Sunday, 28 December 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Music sucks if it sucks, arse.

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 December 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, if you can possibly stand it, Bryan Adams is the obvious choice, right?

― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Sunday, 28 December 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Play it back to her 10 seconds out of sync.

― scottjames23 (worrysome-man), Sunday, 28 December 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

racebannon¿

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 28 December 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

If she can handle recent Ryan Adams obviously she is impervious to all forms of musical torture. You should start watching really filthy porn in the living room all the time.

― adam (adam), Sunday, 28 December 2003 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

that is brilliant.

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 28 December 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

David Sylvian - blemish

― brian, Sunday, 28 December 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Play it back to her 10 seconds out of sync.

OTM!

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

how about growing the fuck up and asking her to turn it down?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Do not listen to Jess! KICK HER IN THE FACE.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

"How about growing the fuck up...?"

Haha...

― Stupid (Stupid), Sunday, 28 December 2003 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not that she plays it loud, it's that she's playing RYAN ADAMS.

Instead of watching filthy porn in the living room, perhaps I should start MAKING filthy porn in the living room?

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 December 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

>perhaps I should start MAKING filthy porn in the living room?

Let me know when you wish to start

― jahiedi, Sunday, 28 December 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

u should stop flushing yr poos.
my roommate did that afew times

― geff, Sunday, 28 December 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Brian Adams, definitely, as Pink Salmon said. Give her a little 'Heaven' or 'Robin Hood Theme Song' and she'll relent. Actually she may like it.

― Berkeley / Sackett (calstars), Monday, 29 December 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Didn't you hear how last week Ryan Adams was drunk onstage last week and said "all Cambodians should die?" How the fuck can you listen to a guy like that?"

"Didn't you hear how last week Ryan Adams was caught having sex with an 11-yr old girl? How the fuck can you listen to a guy like that?"

"Turn that down, I have to tell you something important. No, trust me. I'm grabbing your hands because it's IMPORTANT! Alright? Listen. Your Mom just called. Your father's been in an accident. NonoNO, CALM DOWN! Look at me! LOOK at me! I need you to CALM DOWN and BE STRONG for me right now. Here's what your Mom told me happened: she said your father was driving to work but suddenly he realized his daughter listens to Ryan Adams and thought, "How the fuck can she listen to a guy like that?""

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Monday, 29 December 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

punch her in the cunt

― sean marvin (williamtell), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

arab on radar, prurient, merzbow, landed.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Monday, 29 December 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

webcam, live internet feed, url.

― may pang (maypang), Monday, 29 December 2003 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

melanie c!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 29 December 2003 07:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Buy a karaoke machine and sing "Wind Beneath My Wings."

Except the background music will be Metal Machine Music.

― David Allen (David Allen), Monday, 29 December 2003 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Hermans Hermits...Henery the Eigth

― espresso fetish (espresso fetish), Monday, 29 December 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The Locust.

― Simon H., Monday, 29 December 2003 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Robbie Fulks, of course.

― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Monday, 29 December 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Obvious one- if this flatmate is really into techo, she won't mind the odd blast of good ol' fashioned gabber at 123% volume, will she!?!?!?

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

This is funnier if you picture that she's naked in the shower with water spraying on her head and splashing out onto the floor. Oh, and she has a deer in the headlights look on her face. And Ryan Adams is still playing. And the kettle may be whistling, so you've got to go.

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 29 December 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I figured that next time she and I are watching TV in the living room, I'll wordlessly unzip my pants and masturbate whenever a commercial for "Return of the King" comes on.

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the makin' porn in the living room idea.

Also, i might suggest Peter Brotzmann's 'Machine Gun' and most anything by Fushitsusha.

― John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Get a text-to-speech program and put in all the titles of Calum threads.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

In true emergencies, I pull out Yes's "Yours Is No Disgrace", or if you really hate her, Leonard Cohen's "Jazz Police". Or you could meet halfway, and try Jackson Browne.

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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