Would that dude from Blues Traveler be a good lap dancer?

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I've got a semi just thinking about it.

just pretend my name is calum, Friday, 16 January 2004 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Why you wanna give me the runaround?

just pretend my name is calum, Friday, 16 January 2004 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gratefuljoe.com/concerts/bluestraveler94-3.jpg
Only five dollah I got jiggle like nuthin you evah seen!

just pretend my name is calum, Friday, 16 January 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure he could. He could lapdance for 6 or 7 people, spaced 10 feet apart, simultaneously!

Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

he's actually lost a lot of weight.

Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Cocaine diet?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i think something atkins-related

Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 16 January 2004 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I ran into the guy on the street 3 years ago- he wasn't quite skinny, but his weight was definitely average. He had a surgery, the name escapes me now, but it involved a good deal of fat removal. not liposuction. anyway, he certainly wasn't fat at all. wonder if he's gained it back by now? as far as a lapdance goes, think of that SNL skit with Chris Farley as a Chippendale's dancer... I believe that would be the best point of reference!

Bobby D Gray (bedhead), Saturday, 17 January 2004 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

he had the gastric bypass, I'm pretty sure he's still looking trim, and he's a very nice fellow so he might be a good lapdancer too.

teeny (teeny), Saturday, 17 January 2004 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
He's actually a really funny, cool guy.
http://www.michaeldeeds.com/cgi-bin/getPage?features/bluestraveler.html

Mr Deeds (Mr Deeds), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

MD: Tell me if this is wrong, but I swear I read a quote once where you said something to the effect that Mick Jagger should never pick up a harmonica again.

JP: Well, no. I think Mick Jagger's pretty good. It's Alanis Morissette who shouldn't pick up a harp again.

MD: I didn't know she played.

JP: Uh, I don't think she does, either.

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MD: How do the other guys tolerate touring with you?

JP: Well, I think alcohol, basically. (Publicist's voice interrupts in the background, signaling end of interview.) Oh, they're, like, pulling the phone away from me. It was real dialoguey... aiaihgh!

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Not bad.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks. I really liked him. Weird thing is, after we hung up, the publicist called back and asked me to censor anything "controversial" he might have said. Apparently, Popper isn't generally allowed to do interviews. He's a loose cannon (being a gun nut and all.)

Mr Deeds (Mr Deeds), Saturday, 21 February 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, that's a pretty bad joke. Sorry.

Mr Deeds (Mr Deeds), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

He's been on Howard Stern a few times. Very smart and likeable guy. Too bad about much of the music.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 21 February 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)


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