New word: hipsterbation

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I would like to enter this one into the vernacular. I don't think there's a suitably derogatory term in our language for the nepotistic masturba-thon occurring in dimly lit clubs and bars all across the planet (though mostly only in regions where having a stupid haircut is not punishable by law).

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Friday, 23 January 2004 03:40 (twenty-two years ago)

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― may pang (maypang), Friday, 23 January 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)

*groan* I can't believe I posted that. Oh well.

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Friday, 23 January 2004 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought it was cool.

― sirus (sirus), Friday, 23 January 2004 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I kinda like it.

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Friday, 23 January 2004 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

How many times a week do you hipsterbate?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 23 January 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The term opens up a rather promising host of variations:

Does Ja Rule Gangstabate?
Does Glen Danzig Monsterbate?
Does Sean Fanning Napsterbate?
Do dictionary afficianados Websterbate?

I'll get my coat.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 January 2004 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Does C-Man poster-bait?

― pete s, Friday, 23 January 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I know of a couple locales here in town that I can think of as not much more than simply dens for hipsterbation. I love this word, honestly.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 January 2004 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex: and the even more discriminating might choose to OEDerbate instead.

no, no, this is a good word. problem is, i can already see the end, wherein a good word will eventually annoy the living shit out of each and every one of us who liked it simply because it will get used far too often. and be misappropriated, or at least, so we'll feel.

(that being said, i'd like to see an instance of autoerotic asshatiation, myself.)

― janni (janni), Friday, 23 January 2004 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Does fishermen Lobsterbate?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 January 2004 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

the democratic candidates were bushdebating last nite. (oh, jeez, i should really go on the road with my act.)

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 January 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I sell a correspondence course on how to cut bait for $25.00. When you're finished with it you'll be a master baiter.

― George Smith, Friday, 23 January 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hipsterbation? Fuck, almost as bad as metasexual. Almost.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 23 January 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

metasexual ~= metrosexual? (both awful words.)

― Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 23 January 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

are metasexuals people who write about how they write about being metrosexuals?

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

obsession with photocopying = reprobate

― stevem (blueski), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

...ouch!

― janni (janni), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah. Metrosexual. That's what I meant.

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 23 January 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Today at Macy's I saw t-shirts with the word Metrosexual on them. Who would buy this??

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Today at Macy's I saw t-shirts with the word Metrosexual on them. Who would buy this??

POXY FULES.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 24 January 2004 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Metrovirgins

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 24 January 2004 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

this oughta be the title of momus's next album.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 24 January 2004 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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