"If, to paraphrase the archetypal Philistine's response to an abstract painting, a two-year-old can do it, does that diminish the accomplishment of the seasoned violinist who has dedicated years to mastering the instrument and cultivating its melodic language? Or, rather, does it affirm some unerringly democratic quality inherent in the very act of bowing and plucking, that a mere toddler could create dull [shouldn't there be a word here?] and deconstruct post-classical or rock banalities into noisy drones that go on and on and on and on and on? What a splendidly boring provocation!"
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)