Dead Prez ft. Jay-Z: Hell Yeah

This just came up in a playlist, and I feel compelled to note that several of the fraud schemes in it have SERIOUS logical flaws.

I have pedantic commentary on the Killer Mike that came up after.

I mean, NO pedantic commentary on the Killer Mike.

lol

[.]ian slip

i'd like to hear the logical flaws, plz

order pizza, stick up the driver

dip into the cash register at work when yr sweepin up in the back

driver is armed
cash register is in front

maybe the credit card scheme wasn't a good idea

goddamn someone post the lyrics

Dead Prez - Hell Yeah Lyrics

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Holton Street...
Dean Street... (click clack)
President... (huh huh)
Nostril out... (DP's)
Orange All... (RPG's)
Tee Town... (Who wanna ride?)
Brooklyn...
Come on... Come on

Sittin' in the living room on the floor
All the pain got me on some migraine shit
But I'm gonna maintain
Nigga got 2 or 3 dollars to my name
And my homies in the same boat going through the same thing

Ready for a cake
Better plot for the paper
We been living in the dark since April
On the candle
Gotta get a handle
My homie got a 25 automatic added to the camper
Nigga get the phone book look up in the yellow page
Lemme tell you how we fend to get paid
We gonna order pizza and when we see the driver
We gonna stick the 25 up in his face
Lets ride, stepping outside like warriors
Head to the notorious Southside
One weapon to the four of us
Hiding in the corridor until we see the dominos car headlights
White boy in the wrong place at the right time
Soon as the car door open up he mine
We roll up quick and put the pistol to his nose
By the look on his face he probably shitted in his clothes
You know what this is
It's a stick up
Gimme the do' from your pickups
You ran into the wrong niggaz
We running down the block hot with these pizza boxes
So we split up and met back at the apartment

Hell yeah (yo ain't you hungry my nigga?)
Hell yeah (you wanna get paid my nigga?)
Hell yeah (ain't you tired of starving my nigga?)
Hell yeah (well lets ride then)
Hell yeah, Hell yeah

I know a way we can get paid you can get down but you can't be afraid
Let's go to the DMV
And get a ID
The name says you but the fates is me
Now it's your turn take my paper work
Like 1, 2, 3 lets make it work
Then, fill out the credit card application
And its gonna be bout 3 weeks a waiting
For American Express
It's cause we card
Platinum visa, master card
Cause we was spooked as shit like we's was targets
Now we just walk right up and say charge it
To the game we rocking brand names
Goin on out the park store chains
We even got the boys in the crew a few things
Po Po never know who to true blame
Sto' after Sto' you know we kept rolling
Wait two weeks report the car stolen
Repeat this like a like a laundry mat
Like a glitch in the system it's hard to catch
Coming out the mall with the shopping bags
We can take it right back then get the cash
Yeah, get a friend and then do it again
Damn right that's how we paid the rent

Hell yeah
Time to get this paper
I'm down for the caper
Please steady on
It's a deadly struggle
We all gotta hustle
This is the way we survive
(repeat)

I know a caper
We can get some government paper
You know food stamps can we really do that
(Hell yeah!) Right there for the taking
Fuck welfare we say reparations
And, uh, you know the grind
Get up early get in the line and just wait
Everybody on break that's part of the game
And when they call your name
Ms. Case Worker let my state my claim
I'm homeless, jobless, times is hard, I'm 'bout hopeless
But I gotta eat regardless
No family to run to I'm 22
Now tell me what the fuck am I supposed to do
My sad story made her feel close to me
I made her feel like it was an emergency
When I came to the crib niggaz couldn't believe
I came back with a big bag of groceries (hell yeah)

Every job I ever had I had to get on the first day
I find out how to pimp on the system
Two steps ahead of the manager
Getting over on the regular tax free money out of the register
And when I'm working late nights stockin' boxes I'm creepin' their merchandise
And don't put me on dishes I'm dropping them bitches
And taking all day long to mop the kitchen shit
We ain't getting paid commission, minimum wage, modern day slave conditions
Got me flippin' burgers with no power
Can't even buy one off what I make in an hour
I'm not the one to kiss ass for the top position
I take mine off the top like a politician
Where I'm from doing dirt is a part of living
I got mouths to feed I gots to get it

Hell yeah (you down to roll my nigga?)
Hell yeah (you ready to get your hands dirty my nigga?)
Hell yeah (your woman need money and things my nigga?)
Hell yeah (well lets ride then)
Hell yeah

If you coming gangsta
Then bring on the system
And show that you ready to ride
Till we get our freedom
We got to get over
Please steady on the grind
(repeat)

It's cause we card

DISCOVERY card.

know a way we can get paid you can get down but you can't be afraid
Let's go to the DMV
And get a ID
The name says you but the fates is me

FACE

Po Po never know who to true blame
Sto' after Sto' you know we kept rolling
Wait two weeks report the car stolen

CARD

know a way we can get paid you can get down but you can't be afraid
Let's go to the DMV
And get a ID
The name says you but the fates is me

FACE

-- deej, Tuesday, March 11, 2008 8:37 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

FACED

guys I'm as big a pedant as they come and even I don't bother pointing out mistakes from shitty lyrics websites.

I think its more a matter of making sure they're comprehensible.

I find out how to pimp on the system

SYSTERN

Is the second verse that's got the legal stickers:

Let's go to the DMV and get a ID / The name says you but the face is me / Now it's your turn take my paper work ... fill out the credit card application / ... / Po Po never know who to true blame

But they're not going to give up on the debt just because it's slightly unclear which of you stole the other's identity! Plus why the identity-fudging if you're going to report the card stolen by a third party? It'll rapidly become evident that this was a fraud scheme between both parties! Plus congratulations on having good enough credit for the Amex card! Or is the actual scam here just to TELL the other guy this is a great idea, and then when shit goes down you point the finger his way?

Coming out the mall with the shopping bags / We can take it right back then get the cash

No you can't, they'll just credit it back to your card!

Or is the actual scam here just to TELL the other guy this is a great idea, and then when shit goes down you point the finger his way?

get a white boy to do it

Yeah maybe my pedantry has totally underestimated them, and they're just luring people in as fall guys. Hence the "you can't be afraid."

nostril out?

that should be NOSTRAND

yo those lyrics are seriously incorrect