Well Hung Men of Rock, Unite!

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Jello Biafra, why did you never wear tights a la David Bowie in Labyrinth?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

And David Bowie, why did you wear those tights?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Iggy Pop has a big dong.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

AND tight pants!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000WCM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

For those of you who have seen that original version of that photograph.. you know what I'm talking about. (x-post)

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, Perry Ferrell, Tommy Lee and Momus.

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

...nick, this begs the question... actually, several.

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Kanye West "rock"? And even if he is, do we believe him? Really?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I think donut wants you to take off your pants, Nick.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Derek Smalls

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I couldn't find a pic of Hung from American Idol, so here is another "Hung".

http://www.dwt.net/Vandaag/Archief%20DWT/Archief%20DWT%202003/februari%202003/14%20febr%202003/TJON%20HUNG.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.telusplanet.net/public/fursiew/brothalynch.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.rollingstone.com/rollingstone/content/3861/images/83426.jpg

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

There's "hung" and then there's "lynched"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 30 January 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Robert "my unit's so huge it ripped a hole in the crotch of my jeans just before we got onstage" Plant to thread.

I mean really... those low, wide-angle lens shots from the Song Remains the Same are ridiculous.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Saturday, 31 January 2004 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

http://pyzeppelin.free.fr/photos/ledzep/1975/zep_75_live0.jpg

― Eben Haëzer, Saturday, 31 January 2004 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

We're not doing very well on this thread, are we, now?

― The River Kate (kate), Saturday, 31 January 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Adam Clayton of U2 got his impressive knob out on the sleeve of 'Achtung Baby' but I can't find a pic of it anywhere online.

― LondonLee (LondonLee), Saturday, 31 January 2004 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Does Adam Clayton have a massive dick or does he just work with one - Bono?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Saturday, 31 January 2004 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bono's really short.

― Llahtuos Kcin (Nick Southall), Saturday, 31 January 2004 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

But he makes up for it by being thick.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 31 January 2004 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

q: how do we know that bono isn't circumcized?
a: b/c there's no end to that dick.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 31 January 2004 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Q-Tip is apparently in A Tribe Called Blessed.

― Nick H (Nick H), Saturday, 31 January 2004 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Musical rumours suggest that Beck has something of the Willem Defoe about him.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 31 January 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Ever notice how all of the people who've made this list (with the exception of Q-Tip) aren't particularly people that you'd want to bone? I mean... let's get to the real nitty gritty. The man who had it all, apparently, was Michael Hutchence.

Well, before he became known for the other "hung" thing.

Deee-lish!

― maria b (maria b), Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Why wouldn't you want to bone Kanye, Maria?

OMG YOU IZ SOOOO FINE KANYE, BIG LOVE 2 U xxxxxxxxx

― Nick H (Nick H), Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

"Big Balls" Billy Squier of course!!

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Pantera's Phil Anselmo is supposed to be smuggling an Iggy-sized beef dart.

― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw that Iggy picture at a bookstore once and was strangely aroused.

Milton was a rock star:

http://cache.eonline.com/Features/Specials/Berle/Gallery/Images/berle.02.jpg

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"q: how do we know that bono isn't circumcized?
a: b/c there's no end to that dick."

Jaysis The Edge!

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Whos gonna make the tranny thread?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 1 February 2004 10:21 (twenty-two years ago)

So, when are these endowed rock stallions going to unite, then? Do they actually have to "jam"?

*purposely set up for so many jokes, it's not even funny*

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 1 February 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone go and find a pic of Pete Steele out of Type O Negative's mighty bone, and then don't post it for the benefit of people at work like myself, thank you

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 February 2004 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.caratuleo.com/l/lou_reed_-_transformer_(reed)-back.jpg

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 2 February 2004 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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