This article: funny, stupid, or some rascist shit?

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My girlfriend sent it to me because she either thought I would think it was funny or because she doesn't like hip-hop wanted to tease me. I reading of it was of the trifean persuasion and we had a fight. Fucking "music-critic.com".

Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 1 February 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

What?

Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Sunday, 1 February 2004 02:52 (twenty years ago) link

"do I studder"

M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 1 February 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago) link

How can that possibly, under any circumstances, be interpreted as racist?

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 1 February 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago) link

Taking lyrics from POP SONGS and 'translating' them from their "basic, animalistic level" into exaggerated 'proper' language?

I don't know, maybe I'm overreacting.

(the above may or may not be sarcastic)

Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 1 February 2004 03:02 (twenty years ago) link

Mainly, I just didn't find it funny at all. It's an old, stupid trick.

Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 1 February 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago) link

you should state your dislike for this article in an email to the website!

Pablo Cruise (chaki), Sunday, 1 February 2004 03:09 (twenty years ago) link

I don't find it funny or racist, making it completely unworthy of any further discussion.

may pang (maypang), Sunday, 1 February 2004 03:10 (twenty years ago) link

Fair enough!

That'll teach me to post on Saturday nights where I stay in, drink, and get in a bad mood.

Jordan (Jordan), Sunday, 1 February 2004 03:16 (twenty years ago) link

was it written by someone from england?

there was a guy on comicview a few nights ago that asked if there were any white people in the audience and said he was going to explain black comedy to them and he did a thing where he talked to a white woman in the balcony in an exaggerated goofy white person voice and used a bunch of corporate memo buzzwords in a strung-together, nonsense way. it wasn't very funny but he had already won the audience over with a funny routine about dmx and master p (he just substituted master p because the show was in new orleans, i think) trying to get into heaven.

cloverlandthug, Sunday, 1 February 2004 03:20 (twenty years ago) link

I found this funny, in a "made me laugh for 30 seconds", but not in a "email the link to my friends and/or think about it ever again" way.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 1 February 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, referring to rap songs as 'animalistic' is a big dud. That translation wasn't so bad (in the sense of not being racist; it still wasn't funny or anything) but some of the other ones are awful.

sym (shmuel), Sunday, 1 February 2004 10:33 (twenty years ago) link

Barry OTM

jole, Sunday, 1 February 2004 11:35 (twenty years ago) link

Seems the 'translation' was pretty obvious. Saying the song is about sex is damn obvious, maybe lacking 'any form of intelligence' itself...

The most shocking thing to me was that the person writing seemed to want pop music that stayed away from sex. Of course, what it actually meant was that the writer doesn't like hip-hop and finds someone bigging up themselves in a hip-hop way to be kinda funny becuase that's not how 'proper' people talk.

Jim Robinson (Original Miscreant), Sunday, 1 February 2004 12:37 (twenty years ago) link

Peter Cook did this this much better (and funnier) in a 1965 sketch with Dudley Moore "Bo Dudley" where he translated the story from "mama's got a brand new bag" into a form "white people" could understand..

Jack Battery-Pack (Jack Battery-Pack), Sunday, 1 February 2004 12:39 (twenty years ago) link

I have a mystical appendage
I gaurantee that if you let me have sex one time with you then I can have sex with you whenever I want
I can have sex with the sexiest women in the world
What you don’t believe me? If you join me tonight in a social situation you will see for yourself that I am a phenomenal person.
What you say? Did I studder?
My phallus is incredible.


i'm sorry but those are clearly the greatest lyrics ever - if only 50 Cent talked like a 19th century English aristocrat

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 February 2004 13:17 (twenty years ago) link

was it written by someone from england?
there was a guy on comicview a few nights ago that asked if there were any white people in the audience and said he was going to explain black comedy to them and he did a thing where he talked to a white woman in the balcony in an exaggerated goofy white person voice and used a bunch of corporate memo buzzwords in a strung-together, nonsense way. it wasn't very funny but he had already won the audience over with a funny routine about dmx and master p (he just substituted master p because the show was in new orleans, i think) trying to get into heaven.


-- cloverlandthug (redandgree...), February 1st, 2004


That sounds hilarious. Who is that guy?

David Allen (David Allen), Sunday, 1 February 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago) link

Uh-oh.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 1 February 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago) link

At some point I discovered this website had done a similar "translation" of something or other from Biggie and then attributed it to me, for no apparent reason. It's just not that funny. There's a chuckle and then you realize there's no joke there.

nabiscothingy, Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago) link

I vote: funny.

Stupid (Stupid), Sunday, 1 February 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

Fucking terrible... although the page could be used to explain the value of compression to students of poetry.

Mark (MarkR), Sunday, 1 February 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link

I vote totally stupid and not funny

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 1 February 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link

Awful

Aja (aja), Sunday, 1 February 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

I don't get it.

djdee2005, Sunday, 1 February 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

i wouldnt go as far as racist, its just clunky student humour.

But what about the 50 Pence record, In Da Pub? Is that the same as this? On one level you could say it was, but the track does work for me, and part of that is the changing of the lyrics to reflect an english geezer. The translation type thing. I think it probably does suffer from the same pitfalls, but is merely done better.

Also, while *translating* lyrics from hip hop, is an extremely lame cliche, it is probably even more cliched to *translate* them too this weird stilted "ah, my good gentleman" poindextered churchillian landowning englishman thing. stephen fry even built a career out of it. so, if your'e going to do this 'translation' humour it has to not be the slang to upperclass thing, thats never been funny, and its even less funny the 2890572807580257th time

Stringent Stepper (Stringent), Sunday, 1 February 2004 22:50 (twenty years ago) link

Perhaps it is because the 50p record tries to keep the same flow and fit the wording the same, but change the geographical context of the lyrics, ie, doesnt do the translating thing at all, whereas this silly article is an attempt to totally reconstruct the lyrics (you couldnt actually rerecord the track in question in this translated form without totally disrupting the whole point)

Stringent Stepper (Stringent), Sunday, 1 February 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

Well thanks a pantload Senor Stepper, now toddle off back to wherever it is the real funny people are at

nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

(PS when you write extended super-huge numbers it helps to put commas in the proper place so I know how cliched and unfunny I am being; I'm not sure if I'm unfunny to the billionth power or the trillionth power or what.)

nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

My apologies for any offence caused

Stringent Stepper (Stringent), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

Nate's 'trendspotting' on Hipster Detritus was far, far funnier than this could ever be, apart form the bit Steve quoted.

Barima (Barima), Sunday, 1 February 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago) link


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