MICHAEL JACKSON HAS KILLED HIMSELF <b>(NB IT APPEARS NOT ACTUALLY!!)</b>

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...according to a mole at EMI (which I know isn't his label, but anyway).

Two dozen sleeping pills, so the story goes.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:24 (twenty years ago) link

Oh shit it's back

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:25 (twenty years ago) link

there's something on ile about this, i think it's supposed to be a hoax.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:25 (twenty years ago) link

oops, hadn't seen ILE thread. still, i wouldn't be in the slightest bit surprised if it were true.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:28 (twenty years ago) link

maybe the mole at EMI saw the thread on ILE.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:32 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.doyourownpestcontrol.com/mole.jpg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago) link

wtf? is this true? i doubt it is but i wouldn't be shocked if it were.

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

*sigh* it's a bloody hoax. this thing needs to be degoogled now.

― de, Friday, 16 April 2004 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

MICHAEL JACKSON HAS SKILLED HIMSELF, INNIT?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:46 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.alteredrealms.com/cg/2dpics/pencils_cindy_c_02.jpg

― Rich Buttery (bastarda), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:47 (twenty years ago) link

http://michael.jackson.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musician-overdose.php

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

wtf???!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:59 (twenty years ago) link

indeed.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:00 (twenty years ago) link

I haven't been this confused since puberty!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:01 (twenty years ago) link

you should click on the link on that page that reads something like fakeawish.com

― mcd (mcd), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:02 (twenty years ago) link

I'm gonna go listen to Liberian Girl in tribute, I think

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:05 (twenty years ago) link

MICHAEL JACKSON HAS SOILED HIMSELF! HOW EMBARRASSING!

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:07 (twenty years ago) link

hey i figure that seeing as this is a hoax it's ok to make jokes about it...

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:08 (twenty years ago) link

or try this
http://ILoveMusic.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musician-overdose.php

― Rock Bastard, Friday, 16 April 2004 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

Why is the date April 21, 2004?

Will he kill himself then?

― Aja (aja), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:12 (twenty years ago) link

HE'S BACK FROM THE DEAD.

http://www.neverland-valley.com/neverland-valley/gallery/thriller-misc/pix/thriller-misc_005.jpg

― Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

*starting to regret histrionic capitalisation of thread title*

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, go away!!!

― Aja (aja), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

He and Paul are singing "The Girl is Mine" together in heaven.

― Mark (MarkR), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:22 (twenty years ago) link

ew ew ew ew ew.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago) link

I'd imagine they'd actually be having a punch up.

― de, Friday, 16 April 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

Funny, he was 'on brink of suicide' six months ago. He's not a fast worker, is he?

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 16 April 2004 19:20 (twenty years ago) link

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MICHAEL JACKSON HAS KILLED HIMSELF (NB IT APPEARS NOT ACTUALLY!!)