There's some grad student type sitting next to me reading about Acid Mothers Temple

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How do I make him my friend. He is wearing headphones.

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

vacillate his oscillators

― autovac (autovac), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Dance and sing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Just ask him to take off the damned headphones and then engage in Platonic slobbering, you fool!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Ask him if he's heard La Nòvia......on weed.

― ddb, Monday, 19 April 2004 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i should have worn my boredoms shirt today :"((((

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

DUUUUUDE.

I think one day I will go to Mont Segur and listen to La Novia on headphones... on weed.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Masturbate on his book while shouting "IMPLANT THE SEED! IMPLANT THE SEED!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

He's reading the Acid Mothers Temple webpage, looking at the discography!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

c/book/computer

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

JUST FRIGGIN SAY HELLO TO HIM!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I would've offered to have his children by now! God, straight people...

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael, that's what I said! Just frig and say hello to him.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael, that's what I said!

Except...uh...you had the wanking-in-public thing back there. Minor point, I know.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

he has HEADPHONES ON

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(Poor spoken puns really don't work in text, I guess.)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Then POKE HIM ON THE SHOULDER and MOTION HIM TO TAKE HIS HEADPHONES OFF.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(Haha I like the implicit "WITH YOUR COCK")

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Remember to APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY before you SLOBBER.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(Okay, seriously, I'm going to go away now)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tu-chemnitz.de/seniorenkolleg/v4/bach/Bach-neu.jpg

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

tell him that you're talking about him on ILM RIGHT NOW!!! and that you've currently got 15 people helping you to make friends with him

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe he will see you posting this next to him and give you a (much deserved) kiss?

― lisafrank! (deangulberry), Monday, 19 April 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I just loaded PAPERRAD.ORG

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, now he is reading about GHOST

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Call him up at 2 am and tell him you were thinking about him. That'll make him REAL happy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

dude. just start humming "la novia."

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Slip him a note that says "HI I LIKE J-PSYCH TOO!!! :-D

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAH HE IS READING PITCHFORK NOW

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

he sounds lonely!

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have la Novia :"(((

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh wait, now he's reading ILM -- now he's reading this thread -- now he's looking at me funny and calling the police -- AVENGE ME AVENGE MEeragfadfadafdsa

― Big Ol' Pants o' Doom (This is Not a Pipe) (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Advice here.

― lisafrankraggett! (deangulberry), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i just talked to him; he's teaching french; his name is benoit and he seems shy
but nice

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

(I like the idea that someone has enough time to type "AVENGE ME" twice but doesn't have enough time to run away)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

JON HAS A BOYFRIEND NOW

― lisafrank! (deangulberry), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Rah for Jon finally saying hi!

I like the idea that someone has enough time to type "AVENGE ME" twice but doesn't have enough time to run away

Well, yes. But how many horror stories end with 'the last fragment' from the researcher where he/she writes in extended detail about the hideous indescribable thing about to tear him/her to shreds? IE, Lovecraft to thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

That's one of my favorite thing about badly-written first-person narrative!

"What's that sound? It sounds like the uneven tread of a serial killer wielding a pitchfork... OH NO! HELP HELP HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Signed, Jimmy."

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

See, that's where Blair Witch Project made a little more sense. (I use 'little' very carefully there.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

haha dean! ;-)

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

pull one of the headphones away from his ear, then plant a kiss on his ear and whisper low, "i luuuuv acid mother's temple"

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

whoops, missed the part where the deed was done

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 19 April 2004 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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