How do you know hipster boys are bad in bed?

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They're always lying about their 7 inches.

― poop (poop), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I was expecting this to be a defense of the trucker hat guy in the thread about Gear!'s couch.

― Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"..its the motion of the ocean.."

― chris andrews (fraew), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

i got called a hipster :(

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

it upset me

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I like this thread.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got a 10".

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It's by the Field Mice, though.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

you're manlier for being able to admit that.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine is green and limited.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Cool! Mine is kind of warped but it works OK.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine came in a metal box.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

what a mess.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

mine was shipped in a plain brown wrapper.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine is kind of diseased.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"HOW MANY SCENESTERS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?????"

......

"YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!"

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

YAY this thread rules!!!

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

mine is limited edition 180 gram, laydeez

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(but, like most of my urges, it's been re-pressed)

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine is a disc made of vinyl that plays recordings.

― David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine went for seven hundred thousand dollars to an Ebay buyer in Vermont. I only got it for 10 cents in Amoeba.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Which was nice.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 23:59 (twenty-two years ago)

im mostly into prewar blues and gospel stuff so im pretty happy with my 78.

i didnt want to make that joke.

― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

mine is misfiled in a trojan sleeve.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

MINE ARE TEH PABSTS BLEU RIBBIN

― |OBEY|EYE|BO| (deangulberry), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i confuse my 's for my "s

;)

― chris andrews (fraew), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is awesome.

i have made out with hipster boys and they're all horrible in bed, to which i have learned they are for looking only.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Maria, did they like SAVES THE DAY?

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

How do you tell a hipster from a scenester?

― webcrack (music=crack), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i have two copies of mine so i can play doubles

― tricky disco, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I HAEV TEH IPOD WHAT SAYS 'FUCK IPODS" ON TEH BACK

― |OBEY|EYE|BO| (deangulberry), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Google for "hipster"
http://www.yellowcake.info/images/hipster.jpg

Google for "scenester"
http://www.theoretical.com/tbillynew/tbilly4.jpeg

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

and they're both locked grooves

damn xpost!!

― tricky disco, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I am clearly neither.
xpost!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

hipster: likes interpol, has trucker hat
scenester: likes local white belt bands, had a trucker hat

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been listening to 'Levitate' too much, so sadly I can only boast 4 1/2 inch.

@d@ml gets post of the year so far.

― Sasha (sgh), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks, @d@m, that was helpful. Especially the 'scenester'.

― webcrack (music=crack), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

mine will break your stylus

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

mine was mastered at dubplates and mastering

― tricky disco, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Split 7"?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

mine is pretty scratched up so I can't really play it anymore

― Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

mine has "hurter's mission" engraved in the run out groove

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i get all mine used.

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

(how can i have been 1st with that?)

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

mine's a porky prime cut?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

lathe cut?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

circumsized?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I need a slip mat.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

mine is for promotional use only.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

mine's a cut-out.

OUCH!

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I need an adapter...

damn.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.thecobrasnose.com/images5/GhostWorldSeymour.jpg

― tricky disco, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Indie girls aren't so great either, btw.

― Acid! Polizei! (ex machina), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

someone's getting defensive.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 00:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i've got the 12", i don't like to use it as a rule tho. that's a really old joke, i am sorry if i or someone else already said it.

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

how come the scenester didnt do good in karate?
he couldnt make it past the white belt!

is this thing on????

― juiceboxxx (juiceboxxx), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine has a jukebox-sized hole in the middle.

― Jacob (Jacob), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I mastered mine at half-speed.

― Mark (MarkR), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

they are named dada

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

well, when something's only cool for about five minutes what do you expect?

― duke mic'd, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

indie girls use ones made of colored vinyl.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 02:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Hipsters are very concerned about fair use...

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

sterling, i had a few of my own made of colored vinyl, but i've put that part of my life behind me.

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a bidding war on mine.

― cws (cws), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark wins

― final verdict (Keiko), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah its true. impressive.

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought 'hipsters' were some kind of girl-trousers.

― mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got boxes full of Stiff ones and a 12" Penetration one that glows in the dark

I've also been on one once myself.

Unfortunately 'though it was only 7" and flexible and had to be given away free because no-one in their right mind would have been prepared to pay for it.

"i've got the 12", i don't like to use it as a rule tho. that's a really old joke, i am sorry if i or someone else already said it."

The Monochrome Set - J.D.H.A.N.E.Y.

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve Albini mastered mine at Abbey Road.

― hmmm (hmmm), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

This weird old hippy guy who smelled kinda funny used to get me and a bunch of my friends all crammed together on this filthy old sofa in this tiny, ill-lit room; then he'd make us smoke loads of dope so we didn't know what we were doing; and then he'd....[sob].... he'd.... encourage us to.... produce ourselves!

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's got the ten-and-a-half?

― Stephen Boyle (SBoyle), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

My willy is about 5 inches floppy and 7 inches when it's hard.

― scg, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

You had to lower the tone didn't you scg!

― mei (mei), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

WHEN YOU PLAY IT, SAY IT!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

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