Best rap lyrics hands down

haha nice Internet handle!!! yr old-skool!! : )

You ever play the game? hehe.

long long long time ago...and Shaq's lyrics are brilliant!

how about this one?

RWISE FHOM YR GWAAAVE

"standin' on the stage and I'm grabbin' my nuts."--Ice Cube

god, shaq. haha...fuck shaq, man, although that lyric was kinda funny.

if we're going Ice Cube, how about...

"You shoulda put a sock on the pickle
Then your pussy wouldn't be blowin smoke signals"

I did her like this,
I did her like that,
I did her with a wiffle ball bat....

Real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts
Cos real gansgsta-ass niggas know they got 'em

That too short line about shaving his girl's "70s bush"

life ain't nothin' but bitches and money

"we wanna fuck you Easy"
I wanna fuck you too

How have we come this far without mentioning "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"?!

Seriously, wtf!

I drink a boost for breakfast an ensure for dizzert
Somebody order pancakes, I just sip the sizzurp

obv.

although not as good as that shaq line, cool j's invitation to

"sit on my face and help my 'stache grow straight."

is up there.

You be there, like Michael Jackson in my atmosphere
Gerbils for rectums, I break you off like Richard Gere

meet me meet me meet me meet me meet me don't beat me just meet me at the waffle house, i'm a mouse from ecuador, you're a duck and you're a ducky whore you like to suck duck dick all day, i like to suck mouse dick all day too but that don't mean i am a jew. i am a rap bastard and im a rapper that's a crapper i don't like to rap too much cuz i know i can't do it but you know what my rhymes are fluid so i don't wanna not, just wanna give you a pizza pie and say that's amore, that's a whore-ay, suck my dick all in its glor-ay, it's only three inches but that's okay, you can fit it in your throat piece and you dont have to worry about anything, it's a nice little tiny package and ya know what? it's all yours for the small price of 29.99, so let's go do some lines or we can not do drugs and we can just chill out with my thugs from west chester, the best chester, we are all the honkies in the world, we like to take little girls on the zone coaster and then put them in the toaster until they're nice and brown, until they hear the nice sound of my rhymin, on timin', i said i want the diamonds, i want the duckets, i want the buckets, i wanna just say fuck it mom, i don't wanna go to bed, let me stay up another hour, i'll take a shower in the morning before i go to school, momma why you such a fool, why you gotta play me, i ain't gay G, my dad is, that's why he likes to fuck with other men, that's why he looks like a little hen, that's why he likes to fuck and say he knows about yen but he's never been to japan, used to take that frying pan and slap me with it, yeah that's what you wanna do, i know it, i learned it from you dad, i learned it from you, that's why i do this, that's why i drink crys, that's why i drink piss from old businessmen when they piss in my mouth and they treat me like you dad, like you you you, i wanna be a jew like sammy davis junior, oh my god i like junior mints, let's talk about for a second, homeboy i fuckin wreck it, i wanna eat butter pecans, and i wanna change my name to stan the man, and i want a golden ham for my birthday, daddy i want a golden goose, daddy i want a golden moose, daddy i want you to nail me in the caboose with your fucking consil (??), i wanna ronsil, oh ronsil i hate you ronsil, i hate when i make up new words, but i don't hate when i make up new birds, that's a flying pickamoonoonoonoo, that's a flying pluckalackoonacka, oh new birds, i love me, oh i love money, and i love sunny d, fuck the grape stuff, or the purple stuff, or the nurple stuff, i just want the orange stuff, i want the white stuff in my hair, i don't use nair on my back for i'm a monkey and i get funky and i'm a junky but that's soo gravy, like the train, like the insane mother fucker from new york come with it while i spin it, wanna get with it i fuck it up fuck it up fuck it up for you for you and your crew and i'll just say it's so breezy easy, i like peezy it's a funny word, i like funny words, i like funny words, amen

I'll FUCK YOUR ASS UP!
Yo...
I come with that ol' loco
Style from my vocal
Couldn't peep it with a pair of bi-focals
I'm no joker! Play me as a joker
Be on you like a house on fire! Smoke ya!
Crews be actin like they gangs, anyway
Be like, "Warriors! Come out and playiyay!"
Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea
Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea
Dirty, I keep shit stinks in my drawers
So I can get fzza-funky for yah
Murder, taste the flame of the Wu-Tang RAHH!
Here comes the Tiger verse Crane!
Ow, be like wild with my style
Punk! You playing me, chump, you get DUMPED
WU! Is comin THROUGH! At a theatre near YOU!
And get funk like a SHOE!
What?!

How have we come this far without mentioning "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"?!

-- ianinportland (ia...), September 7th, 2004.

why does there have to be one of YOU in every thread about rap lyrics?

any tim dog lyric, ever.

When I’m ridin’ in my volvo cops harass me.
They never ride past me they hound me like lassie
Wantin’ to give me a summons or a ticket.
Huh I got a place for them to stick it (kick it).

They can’t understand to see a black man
Drivin’ a car that costs 25 grand.
The first thing they say is "where’d you steal her? "
And then they assume that I’m a drug dealer.

Huh that just makes me wanna laugh
’cause now I’m a star and your son got my autograph
So all the cops on the highway gettin’ me
My name ain’t Keith so could you please stop sweatin’ me

'poppin X drinkin cris/my life is the shit' cash money, 'shine'

Yikes. Here's another one dedicated to you, Al: "You gots to chill..."

it's cool, man. I'm just honestly so tired of that lemonade being dragged out for tongue-in-cheek comedy, especially on ILM.

"lemonade"="lemonade LINE"

my stage show stay live make the soundman stagedive

land of milk and honey with the curls
where reckless nekkid girls get necklaces with pearls

land of milk and honey with the swirls
where reckless nekkid girls get necklaces with pearls

d'oh

Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms

Sorry, Al. I hadn't seen it brought up before. Anyway, here's a line I always liked:
Even if I stuttered I would still sh-sh-sh-shit on you

"Ice Cube, yeah you the one sucka
I'll have you melting in my p**sy m****r f****r."

I can't remember the female rapper or the tune, but it came out around 1990. She called out all the NWA crew. I want to say Roxanne Shante...anybody remember?

Whoever it was, she was awesome!

Yo Yo?

Can't remember the title either, but I'm 99% sure it was Shante. Also demands of Cube, "Whyn't you tell the people how you ate my pussy on tour?" and, possibly, allowing for hazy memory, makes disparaging comments about the size of Bushwick Bill's genitals. Which is harsh.

How have we come this far without mentioning
"I'm the master rapper and I'm here to say
I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way!
The bedrock yellow orange purple lime and red
But to get that fruity taste, I gotta trick Fred!"

Holy shit.

"I can flow like wee, coming out you know what
Or some dukey diarrhea coming out your butt"
--'I Hate 2 Brag', Shaquille O'Neal, Shaq Diesel.

-- Herzog Zwei (crowleftofthemoide...), April 27th, 2004.

c'mon, nothing can top that. nothing.

Yeah, I would have been happy to have seen the thread locked immediately ater the first post.

put a dish on your roof and grab the transmission
get positioned
pull a wish out your magical bag of tricks this year
and get there
a positive message from the ones who know what's up from down and won't be found
by those seeking and sneaking and weakening the fortress
sheep so deep in the distance
that there is no resistance
yet able to swing the fable like Gable and finagle
disciples of the times-table
broke it down and kick with the g-force
to keep ya back while exploiting the resource of hi-tech
to achieve the goal and top control and rock 'n roll on down to the bijou
and catch a sneak preview
and with that, disciples would leave you

I kept feedin' her money til her shit started to make sense (cents).

Put me anywhere on God's green earth/I'll triple my worth, muthaFUCKA!

I'm zoned up and seein' double
And plus the shit I'm seein' is already double
So that's like four you motherfuckers

I keep my nails done; I speak well;
I'm watching my cholesterol.
I live on a body of water,
Enjoy drinking alcohol.